***Warning: Do Not Harm Yourself With Boring Books***
The writing tried too hard. The plot too desperate. The characters too flat. The storytelling too dramatic for nothing. And what's this "Ickabog"? Boo.
And yes, that 2 star rating is for the one who designed the book cover.
Seriously, is this meant to be a children's book?
Like the reading age group is 7 to 11 years. Not even meant to be a middle grade one. Like seriously?! Are you fking kidding me? With all those pretentious characters and dialogues?
With all those sexist remarks, incidents, thoughts and damn hopeless comparisons?!
The book started out not so great. It made me actually look up the reading age group it's meant for.
I know why it's been so. Damn too many boring 64 chapters just to tell "selfish, vain, and cowardly... though not meant to hurt anyone" character despairing over the lost throne (actually not regretful or guilty), and that what/who we fear actually can turn out kind.
That's it!
*One of the most boring books I have ever read
*Yes, also goes well for the worst 2020 release
I know it's a historical fiction and that women were treated that way. But for 7 to 11 year olds and in 2020, do we still have to read such books to kids this age group?
Heard of exchanging daughters for bakery items? Yes, without thinking twice. That's just a nanopart of the story.
Telling kids that farm animals are stupid and such. Too many unlikeable characters (lairs, cheats and yes, those that movie dialogues use to represent unlikeable characters!). I mean what's even the point of this story.
And what's with all these comparisons, comparisons and more comparisons for adults and kid characters??
Does the title have any relevance? Ummm, it does have. But by the time I reached page 10, I lost all interest who or what "Ickabog" would be.
I mean when is the story starting about Ickabog was all I was thinking about getting irritated like forever.
This plot started like there's a kingdom ruled by a weakass king handled by his so called freeloading friends (who didn't let him get married and we know why. But seriously?!)
And then the plot jumps to introduce the name 'Ickabog' which by the way lay flat and didn't do anything.
Then, a seamstress dies. And you begin to not like the book more because of the various characters involved, including the king, his advisors, the dead woman's family and all.
And what's with the character names? Doesn't sound funny, doesn't sound interesting. Last minute make up a word kinda thing eh? Spittleworth? Flapoon?
But most of all, why is the story so damn long for nothing?!
I was so damn bored after reading 7 chapters. It was like nothing much was happening but a play of words in a boring assembly hall. There's nothing going on. Ugh. Why is it so boring??? Have I emphasized enough how boring this book is?
And what the hell are those 64 chapters doing?
🚨 Skip this one without thinking even once 😁
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*My reaction just after reading this book:
Never have I ever read something this boring when it's a children's book!
Will I be able to handle my own rant review?
🤦 The first page itself got me eyerolling. My poor eyes. *Review coming up. Need to calm down first. The rating might go down.
(I gave it 3 🌟 thinking about the first few pages giving me strong negative vibes but no, we don't need it, right? The 2 🌟 solely for the cover. If this book was an actual book I would burn it but keep the cover to feature in my worst reads series.)