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266 pages, Kindle Edition
First published August 2, 2020

“Can I help you?”
“Just listening to your little book club.”
“Did you want to join? There’s an admission price and you’ll have to learn the password and the group theme song.”
“What’s the theme song?”
“Pink Floyd’s ‘We Don’t Need No Education’.”
“Oh my God,” Tim hisses in my ear. “That’s your sexy, snarky voice, Felix. You’re flirting with someone, you dirty bitch.”



“I’ve never hated you.”
He cocks his head. “Really?”
I sigh. “Well, okay, for a whole week I did actually wish that you’d collapse and man-eating crabs would devour your helpless body slowly and painfully until you died screaming my name and begging for mercy, but that was a very long time ago.”
“Okay, that’s not in the least disturbing.”





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“Oh, no. I’m not getting on that,” I say, narrowing my eyes at the motorcycle parked by the kerb.
He grins at me. “It’s a Norton Commando.”
“It could be Daniel Craig’s dick and made of gold. Still doesn’t mean I’m riding it.”
Sometimes the best love stories come in two parts.
"“And we’re okay?” he asks. I take a few moments to consider my response. “I don’t think we’re anything,” I say finally. “So, I’m not sure why you’re concerned.” The words feel like ash in my mouth, wrong and dry."
"It wasn’t his fault that I fell in love with him. After being in the same situation, I know how fucking difficult it is to be with someone when your heart is elsewhere."
“You could divide your time as Before Felix and After Felix.” I pause. “Although that makes me sound a bit like Jesus , and I’m really not good-natured enough to take his role. And I can’t grow a beard to save my life.”"
"“You couldn’t divide my life like that because there is no After Felix for me. This is it. You’ve spoilt me for all other men. My tastes have narrowed to thin men with a mess of hair and a tongue sharper than a knife.”"