Hamburger Horrors

by Oscar Auca

Peoples all across the USA lovesto eats hamburgers all the time now so I wrote about this one lonely hamburgerthat comes to life after it had been eaten up by this one single human beingand giant oversized hamburger types person comes on out and eats up people forif now thats people eats up billions of hamburger meats every single day of theyear. Then only once in the history ofall mens kind now that's a hamburger comes to life and eats up alots peopleslike we all eats hamburger meats in ours everydays life now so please read mybook Hamburger Horror and finds outwhats happen with this one greats big lonely oversized hamburger type person inNew York State and for once you all do read this book o mine you'll all willthen find out whats really happen now to that giant hamburger type of person inNew York state and also within reading my book you'll all find out then that'salots of others greats stuff happens along the way to but you'll all must nowread my book thens to find out what thats other stuff is now thats happen tocome up alongs the way from start to finish and you'll will all find out whenby the time now you'll all have finish reading my book thats you'll all haveread now a real truly greats science fiction fantasy of modern times type book. And if you'll all do this book of mine I'llthank you all so very much from the bottom of my heart for reading my book now.

268 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2004

Reviews

[Peter · Rating 5 out of 5]

One of the truly underappreciated masterpieces of the 20th century, Oscar Auca's masterful free-form horror novel achieves what literary giants have been attempting for ages: an unending and maddening work filled with suspense, probabbly over 1,000 characters and of course, no paragraph breaks whatsoever. Post-modern and challenging, this is one for the ages.

[Michael Masters · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hamburglar Horrors

“Eyes for eyes make the worlds go blinder” some Sufi mystic hippy theosophist typish feller once said. I think he was on ta somethin thare. Too bad no one toldthe panpsychic hamburger to strive for such a heightened level of consciousnessness with some balanced shadow work maybe instead of instantly just acting out on such an extreme primal reactive impulse throwin all caution to the wind like. Kill ‘em all let god sort em out I guess. Awfully hard to blame em tho I confess. Them hamburgers are some of the most oppressed folks there’s been. Cryin shame. Shame it makes for such delightful storytellings too. Top a my guilty pleasures lists.