White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners

by Dr. Verne Edstrom Esq.

White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash,
 
• The proper way to fake a back injury
• How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions
• The Ten Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities
• How to improve your drunk-driving skills
• Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience-store robbery fun for the whole family
 
There’s also troubleshooting for
 
• I'm getting married; can I still wear white if I'm a tramp?
• Can chicks ever really respect an accountant?
• How do I pick a good bail bondsman?
• How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant?
 
And much more.

Genres: Humor

208 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2006

Reviews

[Victoria · Rating 2 out of 5]

I did learn there is a deference between Rednecks and White Trash. Who knew?

[Jessica Hillis · Rating 2 out of 5]

It was funny...for the first 25 pages. Then it got really repetitive. I did not finish the book. I skipped through to see if there was anything that I would find funny to read further, but I had lost interest once I got the gist of it.

[Victoria · Rating 2 out of 5]

I did learn that there is a difference in rednecks and white trash. Rednecks are from the south and White Trash is more of a Northern/Midwest species.

Book has information on the 10 hottest white trash careers,a guide to courting proper, the top 10 tips for women who are scared of getting stuck with a loser (a must read for all women) and which non-sissified sports teams to root for.

[Jen · Rating 3 out of 5]

thanks mom

[Rje300]

perfect gift for those trashy friends

[Diane Mettler · Rating 2 out of 5]

It was OK, but it seemed like the same gag throughout.

[Jenny Hales · Rating 2 out of 5]

this wasn't as funny as i thought it would be when i checked it out from the library.