Betcha can't stick a fork in my eye!: And other stupid things I've said and done!

by J. Michael Vagott

✓My whole life has been a series of crazy, sometimes unbelievable accidents. My book takes a comical look at my life as an extremely accident-prone person and chronicles my many adventurous mishaps from getting my head crushed before I was born until the present time as it seems there will be no end to my awkwardness any time soon.★ From setting myself on fire not once but several times to being hit by cars and even skewered by a bottle of hot sauce!★ Not to mention the compounded problems that happen when my Dad (who I take my awkwardness from), and I doing anything together! So, join me on a hilarious adventure, or maybe I should say misadventure, as I bring you into my world of confusion, contusion, and absolute craziness! You KNOW it's bad when you walk into safety at work and they just shake their heads, laugh and say, "Only you Joe, only you!"♥

85 pages, Paperback

First published August 13, 2020

About the author

J Michael Vagott (1958- ) was born in the rural town of Matewan, WV, home of the Hatfield/McCoy Feud. On his mother's side of the family he is a direct descendent of the infamous William "Devil Anse" Hatfield, leader of the Hatfield clan. On his Father's side of the family he comes from immigrant settlers from Budapest Hungary who came to America to work in the mining industry. Vagott has been writing since early childhood and has written many how to articles on martial arts and was a staff writer for Ozark Trails Magazine. He spent many years in the entertainment industry working at both Dollywood and Silver Dollar City in Branson, MO doing magic shows and stage shows as well as a stint as an Elvis Impersontator! Vagott is currently working on his first fiction novel series titled "The Blood Feud Diaries." He currently resides in Dandridge, TN with his lovely wife Mishell. Now in semi-retirement, Vagott is looking forward to following his passion of writing.