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1027 pages, Paperback
First published April 1, 2012
I undressed to climb a tree; my bare thighs hugged the slick, humid bark; my sandals walked on the branches.
[…] It had rained; drops of water were falling and sliding down my skin; my bottom was green with moss, and my toes were red from the crushed flowers.
Do not draw the teacher's sexual organs on the blackboard, especially if she showed them to you in confidence.
When you get yourself off under the desk, do not wipe your wet fingers on the hair of the girl sitting next to you – unless she asks you to.
Do not say that the Red Sea got its name because it's shaped like a cunt; or that Florida is the cock of America; or that the Jungfrau doesn't deserve its name because so many mountaineers have climbed on top of her. These are ingenious observations, but inappropriate in the mouth of a child.