A sluggard's appetite is never filled, but the desires of the diligent are fully satisfied.
One Hit Wonder by A.L. King Deathcare by A.R. Dean Slowly Coming to Life by A.R. Johnston I Want My Blanket by Ann Wycoff Beulah by Bronwyn Todd Day 97 by Catherine Kenwell Jewelled Sloth by Cindar Harrell The Hoarder by Dawn DeBraal Not Today by Eddie D. Moore Matteez by G. Allen Wilbanks I Don't Want To by Gabriella Balcom The Suitcase by Galina Trefil Belphegor Don’t Surf by Hari Navarro Equals by J.M. Meyer Only One Reason by J.W. Garrett Kill Your Darling (Before They Kill You) by Jason Holden The Last Stand by Jo Mularczyk The Court of Little Hunger by Jo Seysener Jack of Spades by Jodi Jensen Tipping Point by John H. Dromey The Meal by Joshua E. Borgmann When a Good Man Does Nothing by K.B. Elijah Failing Virtue by Lyndsey Ellis-Holloway Goodbye Tomorrow by M. Sydnor Jr. Are You Done? by Marcus Bines Murder at Dean Manor by Matthew A. Clarke Heart's Desire by Maxine Churchman Somnolence Quandary ***REPRINT by N.M. Brown No Tomorrow by Nerisha Kemraj Battery Life by Nicola Currie Smart Home by Raven Corinn Carluk The Fate of the Simulator Pilot by Rhiannon Bird Couldn't Be Bothered by S. Gepp Of Swords and Shackles by Sandy Butchers Cursed by Stacey Jaine McIntosh Reflection by Stephen Herczeg Bone Idol by Stephen McQuiggan The White Lady of Bachelor's Grove by Sue Marie St. Lee The Dangers of Cut-Price Necromancy by Wondra Vanian Fly by Ximena Escobar The Fallen: Sloth of the Dragon by Zoey Xolton
Upfront disclaimer: I am one of the contributing authors to Sloth.
Sloth, the third book in Black Hare Press' Seven Deadly Sins series is, in my humble opinion, the best yet. The quality of the stories is top-notch, and there were very few that I felt didn't hit the mark. From lazy necromancy to bratty teenagers to negligent childcare, this book is a dazzling embodiment of the dangers of slothfulness in modern and fantastical societies. There's some great moments of karma for these lazy slobs of characters, but also some wrath-inducing wins, as they whine, wheedle, ignore and neglect their way through life.
If there's one recommendation I will make, dear reader, it is to not consume this book in the aimless chasm between Christmas and New Year, as I did. It makes you feel rather...well, let's say I empathised with some of the characters far too well for my liking, and it depressed me to know that my sleep-all-day-and-do-nothing-but-eat-and-relax behaviour was pretty much the beginning of at least half of the stories in Sloth. I...must...move. I...must...be...productive!
Tomorrow.
My favourite stories were hard to choose because of the fantastic quality of writing in this volume, so please indulge the longish list of shout-outs (in order of appearance):
-Death Care by A. R. Dean, for a chilling yet realistic portrayal of the dangers of sloth in modern day life. An absolutely terrifying story - well done! -Bone Idol by Stephen McQuiggan, for a clever and so, so frustrating tale that had me in both hysterics and (almost) tears. Was anyone else reminded of the sloth DMV scene in Zootopia? And then there were lines like these: "Al stepped inside with all the haste of an eroding coastline." Perfection. -Couldn't be Bothered by S. Gepp, for a really good quality story which tells of the steady descent into sloth, with even the words of the slothful character losing their wholesomeness as he falls further and further (a nice touch). -Are You Done? by Marcus Bines, for being a much better version of my own story, When A Good Man Does Nothing. Seriously. We may have had similar ideas, but Are You Done? is executed with greater sophistication. I loved it! -The Last Stand by Jo Mularczyk, for a clever idea and just as good execution. I want more... -Battery Life by Nicola Currie, for another clever concept that was nicely written. It was a well-balanced story in terms of pacing etc, and I found it very engaging. -The Dangers of Cut-Price Necromancy by Wondra Vanian. While it was a shorter story, it packed a punch, and I enjoyed how its plot and setting were different to the others in the anthology.
All in all, I really enjoyed this book, and I recommend picking it up! It's currently free on Amazon for the next couple of days, so why not add it to your library to read later? (Just not between 25 and 31 December 2021, or you'll end up with my fate!)