Oh, now this is enormous fun. Dawn Of X may be an epic relaunch for the X-Men, all wheels within wheels and grand destinies, but it's also been very carefully constructed with space for different tones of story – among them, outright romps. Marauders and X-Men itself have their daft, light-hearted moments, but even out beyond them you get stuff like the New Mutants' self-referential space adventures, and now X-Factor, which picks up on the name's most fondly remembered incarnation as an investigative outfit. First question: do Marvel's mutants even need investigators now that they've surpassed death? This is neatly answered by the first story, which shows how the Five need proof of death before resurrection can commence, so yes, there's a vacancy for mutants who specialise in finding out whether a missing mutant is just off-grid, whether they're in trouble, or whether it's time to boot up a fresh copy. In terms of who those specialists are, well. Some of them have powers which genuinely fit the remit, like tracker-psychic Rachel Summers, or the self-explanatory Eye-Boy. One, Polaris, slightly underused so far, is a link to the previous version of the team. Some of the rest are maybe not quite such a natural fit, like Daken, who joins Northstar's initial quest for Aurora "Because I'm bored and your sister's hot". But the beauty of X-Factor at its best was always at least as much the team's interactions as the investigations, and so it proves here, with fractious bastard Northstar, keen dork Eye-Boy, the casually menacing Rachel et al bouncing off each other to consistently amusing effect. Plus, this version of the team are possibly even queerer, which among other things leads to wonderful running bickering between "disaster bisexual" Daken and "distinguished bi" Prodigy:
"Is your mutation just being a huge nerd or something?"
"Kind of, yes. Is yours just being a huge slut?"
"...kind of, yes."
A panel which, for me, could only be improved by a segue into my beloved 'both is good' GIF.
Now, granted, Daken here is more brawny, less sleek than he used to be depicted – on top of which, he appears to have acquired a man-bun, and I struggle to believe even his pheromone powers could entirely overcome the awfulness of that as a look. But this aside, the book has a great line in taking unpromising elements and making them work. When it turns out the team's second case will take them to the Mojoverse, Northstar sighs, and I sighed with him, because it's one of those corners of the X-Men mythos with which I seldom get along, its clunking satire generally not coming across as smart as it thinks it is. Turns out that's exactly why it works fine in a book as knowingly stupid as this one. Or when, in Excalibur, interdimensional predators the Warwolves got slaughtered, except for one juvenile that Rachel ended up looking after? There, it just felt like one more in the line of random occurrences which the current Excalibur has where a plot would normally be. Here, that Warwolf pup has been christened Amazing Baby and is clearly the character find of the year.
Also, I love that the team HQ is suggestively shaped and called the Boneyard.