Every etiquette book written up to now has a missing chapter, which would be the most valuable of all if the writer had only dared to print it. Such a chapter would follow the section on Table Manners, and the section on Party Manners. It would be called Bed Manners, and fully instruct you how to behave in a nice way between bedtime and breakfast time.
Okay, I found this book at the local thrift store and found the title intriguing. It was written in the early 40's and so far is one of the funniest books I've read in a long time. Assuming it's out of print, if anyone else would like to be entertained, I'll send it your way!