There are thousands of quotes freely available on a multitude of platforms and social media sites that have been released, as far as we know, into the public domain. We have searched extensively and compiled a directory of the funniest, amusing, and most entertaining quotes, notes, and anecdotes. We hope you enjoy them as much as we have enjoyed producing this book.
We have deliberately omitted some quotes because they are rude, crude, or offensive. We want this book to be a reference directory to be perused, and enjoyed by everyone.
We hope you will share some of these quotes with your family, friends, colleagues, or employees. There is nothing better than starting or ending the day with a smile. In fact, there is no better feeling than making someone smile no matter what time of day it is.
You could also use one or more entries to help relax your audience, and of course yourself, during a presentation, lecture, briefing, sermon, toast, or speech.
A very big thank you to all those talented individuals, writers, humorists, and comedians without whose wit and imagination this book would not have been possible.