Ah, The Room Where It Happened. The title is the coolest thing about this book, borrowed from the infinitely more engaging Hamilton, which actually has art and a point. This is, of course, the tell-all somewhat-redacted account of Trump's White House from one of his top appointees, John Bolton, who served as National Security Advisor for 17 months (aka 47 Scaramuccis: an eternity in Trump's revolving-door administration if you're not related to him). In it, we get another, closer glimpse inside this disastrous and disorganized presidency. The White House, and Trump himself, now cast aspersion on Bolton and discredit his observations (while simultaneously claiming he's divulging classified information). Trump calls Bolton "incompetent" and a "boring old fool", saying "all he wants to do is drop bombs". One wonders why he chose Bolton in the first place, and what it says about his leadership and judgment that he fills the swamp as he drains it of figures like John Kelly, James Mattis, Rex Tillerson and H.R. McMaster (Bolton's predecessor), who all now share the same stories of Trump's malfeasance. It reminds me of the Church of Scientology, vilifying former members who all seemed to be hunky-dory when they were toeing the party line. Don't feel sorry for Bolton, though. He's a terrible person who should have never been allowed back in government. It's hard to root for one of the architects of the Iraq War as you listen to a dangerous idiot recount the faults of an even more dangerous, powerful and idiotic man. Many potential readers feel the dissonance of supporting Bolton, with good reason. Plus, this information would have been far more helpful many months ago when House Democrats asked Bolton to testify in the Trump impeachment proceedings (more on that bit of hypocrisy later). Trump is at least right that Bolton is profoundly boring, which this 500-page-plus (21 hours by audio) plod makes clear. Bolton uses his moment in the spotlight to regale us with the minutia of his tenure and decision making, when all anyone really cares about is the dirt to be dished on Trump. The dirt is there, but isolated in a sea of unnecessary details and negotiations with Venezuela and Turkey that no one asked for. My advice? You'll get all the information you need from news reports and this handy-dandy review.
Bolton starts by describing his White House courtship, which began as early as the transition. Steve Bannon, Jared Kushner and others would loop Bolton into discussions, sneak him in and out of meetings, and propose roles for him in the coming administration. Bolton was holding out for Secretary of State or National Security Advisor, not content with playing second-banana. Trump liked Bolton, even expressing surprise that Bolton was more hardline than himself on many issues. Of course, we the public wondered why Trump would even consider Bolton, since Trump tried so hard during his campaign to pretend he had been against the Iraq War, and stated regularly his disdain for both of the Bushes. Bolton suspects that Trump simply never understood his role in those administrations (probably correct) and just liked what he heard from Bolton on Fox News. Other sources have said that Trump held off on giving Bolton first-pick because he didn't like his mustache. Bolton claims Trump told him he liked the mustache, because Trump's father had a mustache. I think we all know the resale value on a compliment from Trump. Bolton loves compliments, though, and if anyone says anything nice about him, you'll hear about it in this book. The same goes for criticisms, which Bolton similarly views as compliments - he's happy to piss off his adversaries, and claims his "scar tissue has scars". Even at this early courtship stage, Bolton could see signs of poor leadership, communication and team building: unsupervised and conflicting philosophies with no clear chain of command to resolve differences. He admits that he fell sway to the illusion that he could succeed in imposing order where others had failed. In standard fashion, he got confirmation that he'd been hired at the same time everyone else did: in a tweet from Trump. And so, following Michael Flynn (convicted of felony) and H.R. McMaster (forced out over disagreements), John Bolton became Trump's third National Security Advisor.
The room where it happened (as evidenced by the jacket design) was typically "The Oval", as Bolton repeatedly refers to the Oval Office (112 times, to be exact). I don't know how common that phrasing is in presidential parlance, but I kept whispering the missing "Office" in my head. Once Bolton is hired, we get treated to the palace intrigue as various scandals break out, administration members get frustrated or fight each other, and as Trump endangers the entire nation with his lack of preparedness or even basic knowledge of the world stage. There are multiple attestations of administration members declaring their derision for Trump. Tillerson called him "a fucking moron". Pompeo passed Bolton a note during a North Korea discussion saying "He is so full of shit." Mattis formed part of the "axis of adults": administration members fighting to keep Trump from destroying the world by ignoring his orders and hoping he'd forget about them (he often would), keeping him in the dark on certain topics, or giving him a set of options psychologically tailored to produce the desired illusion of choice. Bolton clearly dislikes Mattis, and resents what he sees as manipulation of the President. And yet, Bolton comes to do the exact same thing throughout the book. Bolton is able to confirm another piece of intrigue: Nikki Haley (who Bolton clearly despises) was seriously considered as a replacement for Mike Pence as VP in the 2020 election. Trump encourages skirmishes and back-biting, as long as he is not the target. He asks Bolton to dish dirt on other members, which "almost no one believed was conducive to building trust and confidence among his subordinates".
Trump gets certain ideas stuck in his head, and once they're in there, no facts can shake them loose. Bolton spoke of numerous diatribes, such as Trump obsessing over Germany not paying for its share of defense spending (everything comes down to America getting "ripped off", and Trump doesn't want to pay for anything unless he see an immediate financial advantage). Another oft-repeated harangue is Trump's insistence that John Kerry should be prosecuted for violating the Logan Act (for talking to Iran), no matter how often Bolton tried to explain why that is a non-starter (plus, take a look at Rudy Giuliani if you're worried about the Logan Act). Trump is pathologically anti-Obama, and anything or anybody he associates with Obama needs to be repealed or fired (Bolton seems happy to jump on this bandwagon, and doesn't seem to taste the irony of bashing Obama in a book detailing Trump's failure to meet basic presidential standards). Trump goes off on these rants at times and places when they are entirely inappropriate, such as in front of other country's leaders, or when Trump is supposed to be taking in information. He similarly reveals his ignorance in international meetings, expressing surprise that Britain is a nuclear power, going off on a rant about Pearl Harbor when preparing for a meeting with Prime Minister Abe, suggesting that Venezuela is part of the US, and asking, "Isn't Finland kind of a satellite of Russia?" When corrected, Trump often repeats the misconception later. It's almost as if he's incapable of learning. Lack of preparation is another refrain. Trump's schedule begins at 11 AM (!!!) at the "Oval", though Bolton insists Trump spends the morning making phone calls. He shows up late, doesn't prepare, doesn't read notes, doesn't listen to briefings, doesn't absorb carefully prepared security documents (short, visual content is preferred), and dominates conversations. As Trump says, "I'm a talker, I like to talk." He regularly jumps on calls with the heads of other countries unprepared, and doesn't seem to understand the significance of a call from the President of the United States, nor the fact that such calls are supposed to have objectives. He then proceeds to embarrass all of us by talking about unrelated issues: usually himself. Bolton is rightly worried that other, more intelligent, world leaders use this to actively take advantage of Trump and the US, and he points to multiple instances in which Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping and Kim Jong Un conversationally outplay Trump, exposing his weak intelligence, lack of nuance, and soft spot for flattery. This is especially disconcerting when Trump takes secret meetings with Putin for which we have no notes or record.
The embarrassing interactions with foreign leaders are legion. Trump is aggressive and combative with our allies such as Trudeau and Marcon, and especially women leaders like Theresa May and Angela Merkel. He plays much nicer with our competitors, our enemies, and outright dictators. Trump calls Putin to congratulate him on his "election". He tells President Xi that it was the right decision to build internment camps for the Uyghurs and other ethnic minorities, and jokes with Xi about maybe serving more than two terms as US president. He offers to ease investigations on a Turkish company on Erdogan's behalf. We all know about his absurd bromance with North Korea's Kim Jung Un, sending him what even Bolton characterizes as "love letters". This was one of the situations in which Bolton tried his best to steer Trump away from his intended dealings, though it's hard to stop a president who tweets essentially "meet me at the DMZ", which then happens. One bizarre interlude involves Trump repeatedly asking Mike Pompeo to deliver a CD of Elton John's "Rocket Man" to Kim Jong Un. Even worse, Trump tries to set up a negotiation with the Taliban! At Camp David! The Taliban! Bolton and others intervene to ensure that the talks fall apart before it actually happens, but Trump takes the embarrassment public by tweeting that the meeting was called off. These are the kinds of things that send the whole White House into a tailspin of damage control. Speaking of which, we get some insight into how Trump reacts to negative coverage, and how he uses outlandish behavior to distract from embarrassing behavior. For example, Trump purposefully defended Saudia Arabia's assassination of journalist Jamal Khashoggi in an attempt to distract the media from talking about Ivanka's use of private email to conduct government business (exactly what he wanted to lock up Hillary Clinton for). Another constant thread is Bolton's bewilderment that presidential son-in-law Jared Kushner is handling back-channel conversations with world leaders. Kushner is constantly doing other peoples' jobs and getting assigned absurdly broad tasks like "immigration", "the China trade issue", and of course his "never-quite-ready Middle East peace plan" that should belong to an experienced, qualified team. Trump complains endlessly that someone is keeping him from talking to other world leaders, which Bolton eventually discovers is Kushner, when Kushner blocks a Trump-seeking call from Israel's Netanyahu. And, of course... Bolton confirms what he should have testified before Congress: that Ukrainian military aid was directly held up (deliberately, many times) because Trump wanted Zelensky to deliver dirt on Joe Biden. If that isn't impeachable enough, we also learn that Trump asked Xi Jinping to help him win re-election in exchange for agricultural quid-pro-quo.
I'm adding a lot of my own editorial here. Bolton tells all of this as a series of blandly described events, without providing much in the way of synthesis or objective lesson. Any observations or condemnations Bolton offers Trump are subtle. On one hand, this could be seen as objectivity: Bolton seems freshly surprised with each new Trump disaster, but will also give Trump full credit when he gets something "right" by Bolton's reckoning. Bolton will work hard to distract Trump from leaving NATO, but then turn around and applaud him for unilaterally abandoning some other strategic partnership Bolton doesn't like. Clearly Bolton is aware of Trump's malfeasance (I lost count of how many times he was planning to leave the administration over decision x or y), but he can't seem to muster the courage to condemn it outright or in bold terms. He describes a man who is vain, witless, corrupt and immoral, but won't call him any of these things. One of the most ignorant statements comes when Bolton muses what could happen if Trump were re-elected: "...A second-term Trump will be far less constrained by politics than he was in his first term. The irony could well be that Democrats will find themselves far more pleased substantively with a 'legacy'-seeking Trump in his second term than conservatives and Republicans. Something to think about." Okay, I thought about it. You're an idiot. To paraphrase another franchise (and confuse houses): you know nothing, John Bolton.
Bolton himself has a lot to answer for, and he doesn't do it here. He never addresses his failures in the Bush administration (WMDs, anyone?), and for all the opinions he holds forth on America's role in the world, I never got any sense of what this man's moral compass is. He brushes off not participating in the impeachment hearings, calling it "impeachment malpractice", saying that house Democrats were as irresponsible as Trump in how they handled and tried to rush proceedings. Nonsense. As if that’s his decision to make on behalf of the American people. He doesn't seem to understand the legitimate pressures that necessitated quick action, nor appreciate the role of Trump's obstruction efforts. It's kind of rich that Bolton then talks about decisions he made to publish this book as quickly as he could, in terms that sound quite similar to Congress's reasons for hastening the impeachment hearings. Anyway, super boring book. If you made it this far, I hope I saved you a few hundred extra pages of reading.