Nope. After my disgust with Donovan Kincaid’s story, I should have trusted my gut about how Weston’s would be.
I’ll admit, dominance in the bedroom turns me off. Bossy is fine, but I just don’t see the appeal of the way it seems to be written. All. The. Time. I just roll my eyes.
So, I marked this as spoilers because I’m going to complain about a few things in particular:
• The time jumping in this book was horrendous! They would jump weeks—even a month—at times to fly through this ‘fake engagement’ meaning NOTHING important went on, which begs the question; “Why is this fake engagement such a bad thing when there’s really no hiccups along the way?” Also, something would happen in the story, the next scene had them skipping ahead weeks, but the characters still acted as though the book’s previous scene had JUST happened, even though two weeks or more had already passed.
• Elizabeth’s mother is a bitch with a capital C. Openly hitting on Weston at their engagement party just because she knows it’s fake? “Can you not be a MILF for one night?” Really?? Grow up.
• Erections. Erections everywhere. I’m just so, SO tired of men in these stories getting hard-ons like teenage boys. Get yourselves under control.
• Weston’s jealous over Elizabeth’s ex, Clarence, yet he’s got plans to wife up his ex, Sabrina, once this arrangement is over in a few more months. Real nice. Hate that quality when it’s used like this. So he takes Clarence’s phone number in his phone, because “no woman of mine is going to have another guy’s number in her phone”. Then next scene, Elizabeth is asking for Clarence’s number, but we’re supposed to believe that a month had passed. And they had been cohabitating that whole time. Why is she just now asking for it? (Again, see my first bullet point.)
• Elizabeth asks for Weston’s health records to make sure he’s clean WHEN THEY’RE NOT EVEN HAVING SEX. Like, what??? She’s unreal. She later inner monologues that she only asked him to get him worked up. GROW UP.
This whole health records thing caused this big blow out, where Elizabeth showed just how bitchy and childish she was. She nags Weston constantly about being realistic about this engagement to make it believable, but she’s quick to cause a problem! He texts her to meet him for dinner with his company to celebrate a new deal they closed, and she’s telling him no because he didn’t give her his health records. All the while, Weston’s being rational, telling her how bad it will look if his new fiancé isn’t there when significant others are joining. She still texts him no, like a spoiled little child.
• You can’t reach a g-spot with your tongue. Sorry. Pretty sure Gene Simmons couldn’t even do that. And if a woman is facing you, and you reach around her backside to finger her, your thumb is most definitely not on her fun-button. Making sure your sex acts are anatomically possible is SO IMPORTANT.
So, basically, I didn’t finish this book. Made it about 75%, I think? The characters were inconsistent and annoying, behaving as teenagers instead of “mature” adults. Best thing this book had was a sexy cover and the best narrators. But not even Jacob Morgan/Zachary Webber’s narration could save this one.