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240 pages, Hardcover
First published June 8, 2021
A crispy food is defined as a dry, rigid food which, when bitten with the incisors, fractures quickly, easily, and totally while emitting a relatively loud, high-pitched sound.____________________
On the other hand, a crunchy food is defined as a dense-textured food which, when chewed with the molars, undergoes a series of fractures while emitting relatively loud, low-pitched sounds.
So, in non-science speak: crispy foods are bitten with the four pointy teeth at the front of your mouth, while crunchy foods are chewed with the teeth in the back. Crispy foods break easily, while crunchy foods often require more working of the jaw. And the chewing-sound of crispy foods is higher-pitched than the chewing-sound of crunchy foods, the flute to crunchy’s bassoon.
Let’s apply these definitions to real life. Lay’s potato chips? Crispy. Ice? Crunchy. Saltines? Crispy. Those hard, sourdough pretzels? Crunchy. Celery? Both—it snaps cleanly, and also undergoes a series of fractures when chewed.