While I loved this book on its own merits, I do have a secret weapon that helped power my reaction, and it is that Anita Loos’ Gentlemen Prefer Blondes: The Intimate Diary of a Professional Lady is a favorite novel of mine.
(I’m referring to Loos’ 1925, Gatsby-contemporaneous, rampantly best-selling, critically lauded jazz age comedic novel. Not the 1950s Film Code-tempered musical adaptation with Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell. Which has its own charms.)
Anyway - I read this novel, Happy Hour, as pretty much a straight-up tribute to that one, and it’s Just the Right Amount of Updated. As Happy Hour’s 21 year-old protagonist/narrator Isa herself says:
“It’s a sad thing when people take a beautiful old building and try to modernize it. Some things are meant to be restored, not re-interpreted.”
THIS book, then, is a darn near-perfect restoration of THAT book for our more present times.
And don’t get me wrong: GPB did need some restoration. While it is groundbreaking in many ways - I mean, there is still “1925 Stuff” in it.
Also, because we have made at least some Social Progress for Women, Happy Hour is able to fully omit the misspellings, malapropisms, and repetition (So…I mean…I mean) relied upon in GPB. In fact, Isa’s voice is delight to behold, with many an elegant turn of phrase. And I want to be clear that Happy Hour should be read for Joy as much as for Importance!
But, one very important and interesting way that Happy Hour functions as a relevant “restoration” is that, in contrast to Loos’ blonde Little Rockian flapper Lorelei Lee, Happy Hour’s Isa is a biracial young woman of color whom, it’s also alluded, grew up in some degree of itinerant poverty. And the “blonde factor” and stand-in for Lorelei’s down-to-earth companion Dorothy Shaw is here Isa’s friend Gala, whose world-weariness partly stems from being a Bosnian emigrant and, it’s implied, refugee or asylee. (It’s 2013 in the book.)
Anyway, I know that not everyone who has tried to read Loos’ novel recently has loved it - but hear me out! Even if you don’t legitimately think it’s still funny today (and I do), I’d urge you to appreciate its uniqueness and innovation within the context of its time and as a critical part of a long and illustrious history of women being funny, and writing funny, when women have been historically and strenuously discouraged both from being funny and from writing.
In any case - we wouldn’t have many of the funny women and funny TV and funny pop culture that we do today without works like GPB and writers like Loos and those other pioneers like her. And that’s why this classic is Worth Restoring in the first place.
I should here mention that Happy Hour’s author, Marlowe Granados, knows far more about all this stuff than I do. She has a lot of essays and interviews online that you can check out, and is a bit of a scholar not only of women’s and women-centric and darkly humorous retro literature, but also of more recent pop culture, romantic comedies, etc. She names as a few direct influences writers like Loos, and Rona Jaffe - and Jean Rhys, whose protagonists’ influences I can also see in Isa.
But here I am AGAIN talking about this book like its sole merit is its meaningful literary heritage! The other thing is just that I enjoyed it, and the writing, so damn much! I’ve put some random quotes at the end of this so that you can get an idea of the Humour and the Tone.
As with Loos’ book and many good socially critical yet comedic works, its social criticism is lightly and artfully applied primarily around the privileged, (mostly) rich, (mostly) white, and/or (mostly) male patrons and benefactors of Isa and Gala and the hoity-toity scenes they haunt, and especially via the steady stream of microaggressions - sexist, racist, classist, the assumptions, underestimations, and misconceptions - that the heroines must routinely dodge and navigate in their efforts to tour NYC and feed themselves socially, culturally, and literally. (Preferably caviar.)
Also, Isa, like Lorelei Lee, is very self-aware and meta about what she is doing and the life she is living. If the many Gentlemen who routinely insist on comparing one’s appearance to that of Pocahontas can pay for a round of French 75s, what is to be gained by not availing oneself of this?
I guess I should say something about the To Plot or Not To Plot question. As in Loos’ book, plot’s a “spicy slice-of-life” kind of thing here, with no traditional central conflict, but rather a series of recounted events taking place during an adventurous trip (a summer sojourn in 2013 NYC in this case), gently framed at the beginning by the starting of a diary and at the end by the suggestion of the diary’s fate or rather what developments may follow from the diary’s having been kept. The diary functions as bootstraps, or I guess, stiletto straps.
The last thing I’d like to say is that I don’t get - nay, I even Disapprove Of - all the comparisons of this work to Sex and the City, Gossip Girl, HBO’s Girls, and the like. This book is simply nothing like any of those. We needn’t compare every single recent cultural product recounting the societal escapades of would-be fashionable younger women in NYC, any more than we need to compare everything dark and/or murder-y and scholastic to The Secret History.
These are now Vast Genre! Shall we endeavor to compare every single book about, say, Dysfunctional Family, or War? Stylish and/or often women-identifying people have been aiming to live it up in NYC since the beginning of time, and will hopefully continue to be able to do so, and thus culture reflects this. It is pointless and minimizing - a fool’s errand, really - to fruitlessly bundle together most recent cultural artifacts making any reference to this.
I’ve also seen comparisons to Ottessa Moshfegh’s My Year of Rest and Relaxation. I kind of get what people are going for with this one in that it’s conceivable fans of one book may enjoy another. However, I think it’s important to note that the comparison on its face makes no sense at all. Don’t get me wrong: MYORAR is also one of my favorite novels ever. But it’s Completely Different! MYORAR is a (albeit darkly comic) novel of having reached a nadir of depression and nihilism, about the absolute meaninglessness and pointlessness of everything and about being impressed and inspired and interested by nothing whatever.
In contrast, Happy Hour is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of this. It’s in the tradition of the youthful adventure novel, the educational world tour novel, the Bildungsroman. Yes, there are subtle, fleeting traces of sadness and desperation, but it is a book about deliberately living and learning and exploring, chasing and finding pleasure and surprise, taking notice of and seizing the day (at least between noon and 4 AM) when and while you can. It’s a novel of exuberant and resourceful tuning in, not jaded and bereft checking out.
I mean, Isa and Gala would be the LAST to voluntarily sleep their lives away; indeed, they hardly sleep at all.
I’ll leave you with a few random quotes from the book, then. I wish you enjoyment!
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“He would not seem out of place in a Victorian oil painting, and his family owns several. He was known for making a lot of risky investments, and I was one of his favourites.”
“The taller one gestured towards me before sitting down, asking me, ‘Are you from Mauritius?’ I said, ‘No, but I can spell it.’”
“I have little patience for girls like Alice. She is always steering the conversation back to the subject of Her. It’s almost impressive. Like maybe you say that you are having a bad case of spring allergies, Alice will say, ‘Well I’ve never had allergies, but I did sneeze once.’”
“Ally was nice to me, probably to the extent she could be nice to anyone who is twenty-one.”
“They looked like what the word ‘bonehead’ is meant to describe.”
“She has a lot of what people consider ‘moral fibre,’ which simply means a variety of fears instilled in you when you’re young enough to be scared.”
“People have the funniest ideas. You can’t just enter a hierarchy; you have to demolish it.”
“Here I was doing whippets with a grown man; life really takes you anywhere.”
“I have been intrepid. I bought a copy of the New Yorker (which I had to go all the way to Brooklyn Heights to get) and highlighted all the interesting events listed. I showed Gala, and she pointed out one and said, ‘This one looks the most boring. That’ll be what you want.’ It was a talk with a French economic theorist who seemed quite popular and even had a bestselling book that, from what I read, got attention from literary circles. I think that is quite a feat; I don’t believe the economy is a popular subject.”
“I realize now, the older you get, the harder it is to be impressed because people make you feel ashamed of ever being impressed by anything at all. I keep many glowing remarks to myself because of this.”
“I asked him about his business, how long he had lived in the city, who his last girlfriend was—because most people in New York are happy to be invited to diatribe.”
“I already have plenty of names I don’t recognize in my phone, and I usually have to save them with an identifying noun. I can only faintly recall who ‘Todd Abyssinian Cat,’ ‘Hera White Boots,’ or ‘Cole Sculptor/Mediator’ are. If there is a finite capacity in one’s mind for names, I have surely reached my limit.”
“The voice said, ‘Things have been really boring since I last saw you. I think we should go on a date.’ I really could not place who it was, since I could have been having this same conversation with innumerable friends.”
“Gala described it as a glittery sheath and said of whomever it was from, ‘They know your favourite colour is sequins.’”
“The carpet was patterned with white, tangled hexagons against a royal blue background, conforming to an unwritten rule that all hotel carpets must be awful. It looked like a frat boy’s Times Square dream of Edith Wharton. In this way the hotel was very New York.”
“Everyone kept asking us what we were doing in New York, what we were working on, and what our general story was. When Gala told them we were doing ‘absolutely nothing,’ she was met with raised eyebrows. They would add, ‘Do you have internships at magazines?’ No one seemed to understand what Gala was saying, and I thought perhaps she wasn’t enunciating to their liking. I know she sometimes warbles. So I repeated emphatically, ‘Nothing! Nothing at all!’ After that, people were not so interested in telling us what they did.”
“These two were know-it-alls who knew very little.”
“There’s an immediate shock that comes when you realize a Scene is about to be made and there’s nothing you can do to prevent it.”
“I picked up a book of essays on cruelty in an effort to better myself. Just from reading, I can tell people are obsessed with themselves, even when they loathe themselves, because they’re charmed with how they do it.”
“I don’t think I have ever met a woman I wouldn’t consider formidable. My mother was just so. Being a young girl is always a cute trick. It leaves nothing to be desired and it is easy. I feel as though becoming a woman is like a long tradition of going through things and coming out strong, but I am tired and weary!”
“And it’s not that we dance to attract anyone to join us—rather the opposite. I am more comfortable being a Fixture than a Possibility.”
“I ran up the stairs to wake Gala because she has a true appreciation for department stores; she calls them Free Museums. She really sprang out of bed, which I have never seen her do.”
“I am highly educated in true sorrow, so I don’t succumb to silly criticism.”
“Lucian came downstairs in his Japanese-silk pyjamas and said ‘something must be happening’ because he has ‘never ever’ seen us awake before noon. That’s a lie. I’m always awake in the morning. I’m usually lying down with my eyes closed waiting for the appropriate time to wake up Gala.”
“Rich intellectuals are funny because they are accepting of dirt and nature. They leave their windows open without a screen and only have natural cleaning products. They filter their water using charcoal and leave their butter dish out. I don’t know how they get rid of any germs, but perhaps it is a marker of my upbringing that I think bleach is all-purpose.”
“Intellectuals are funny because they always think you mean more than you say, when sometimes I don’t mean anything at all.”
“We would’ve gone home, but putting a cap on an evening of adventure can be tough. It takes practice to have restraint, and we are not yet at an age to try it out.”
“It’s always better when I am forced to be in public rather than in bed deliberating everything I may have said or done—wondering whether this time I went a little too far, was a little too forthcoming, a little too much. I suppose I’m lucky I never feel that way normally. It’s just on these particular occasions the feeling becomes acute. Maybe it’s my comeuppance for everything else I do.”
“The only time girls can really shake those feelings is when they repeat the night to their friends. People take this ritual lightly, as though it has not been a tradition that has aided girls in regaining their bravery after every misstep for almost ever.”