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259 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 23, 2020
Conversation is highly overrated, I'm allergic to feelings, and she can have whatever opinion she likes as long as she doesn't feel the need to share it with me. Generally, she's gagged, though, so it isn't a big problem. Fifty Shades of Grey wasn't completely terrible, but Grey was way too normal and a bit insipid for my tastes.
For the first time in my life I am madly in love with a girl, and I cannot have her. It sucks, but if my love life was a Dyson, it would be one of those top-of-the-range animal and pet hair varieties.
There is a pause that's as long as an elephant's fart.

“Whoever said men couldn’t multi-task had never met a deranged assassin with a taste for revenge.”




3.75 stars

She stiffens further as my fingers begin tweaking that little nub, but she’ll only be able to resist these talented hands for so long. They know exactly what they are doing and the tunes I can play on her little instrument are fucking masterpieces.




