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292 pages, Kindle Edition
First published November 21, 2020
The shadows stretch out across the park like they’re rising from a deep sleep and are readying themselves for some mischief. It’s a good night for magic.
"Well, being that you were just chosen as the next Supreme Boner, oops, I mean Supreme Osteomancer, I'm going to go with yes."
It's not the letter to Hogwarts I spent my middle school years hoping would drop down my chimney though. This bag of bones leads only to a life of servitude, suffering, and societal rejection.
I'm so ready for a glass of wine, my just big enough tub, and some Witcher. Lord knows I need a healthy dose of Henry Cavill in my life to remind me why I shouldn't look into becoming a lesbian.
These people just shoved us off a road and down an embankment at sixty miles an hour. What is he expecting them to do, shout my bad and be on their way?
"If you go straight up Karen and ask to speak to a manager, you're on your own.”

