Evil Cookie Publications have released a few horror anthologies throughout the years, but I've not picked any of them up until now. I'm not sure what to expect from these, but considering some of my favorite horror writers contribute to these anthologies I'm intrigued to see what they are like.
Whiskey to The Wound:
Derek didn't know he was immortal until a criminal group out in the boonies tried to steal his kidneys. His friends Arin and Janet are also immortal and they think it has something to do with what happened to them all in High School. The question is if the pain is no longer a worry for these 3 what does it become instead?
Rachel Nussbaum has written a short and engaging story about a young man who discovers he's immortal thanks to something that happened to him in high school. It's a story about a trio of characters who find a strong sense of friendship between one another because of their incredible power. 7/10
Confessions of a Drunk Asshole:
After killing his wife in a fit of rage, Jed has gone out to find who else his wife has been cheating on him with. But he has a little tool at hand to help, he's made some moonshine and fortunately for him, it has a certain ingredient in it that acts as a truth serum. Jed has plans you see, big plans, plans that could take this little town apart.
Robert Essig has written a fun and engaging story with a B-movie type of plot. It is a story about a mysterious plant that is a being of its own, it can uncover the truth hidden away by lies. It's a violent story with a grim ending. 9/10
Pink Passion:
A mysterious stranger steps into a bar and orders a pink passion, but the other customers here don't take too kindly to that.
Jeff Strand has written a story that is both violent and funny. There's nothing to write home about with this story but seeing a bunch of insecure men get bothered by the color of somebody's drink is ludicrous, so watching as they get their ass kicked and beaten was both funny and satisfying. 7/10
Vodou Children of Dennis Alan:
A couple's hope for immortality makes them instead monsters of the night, individuals who need to devour the blood and gore of their victims. Love is a beautiful thing, but it can also be painful.
Edward Lee and Dustin Lavalley have written a bloody and gruesome story that is violent, shocking, and incredibly short. Despite its length, however, I found this story quite effective and haunting. 9/10
Mister Fuckit:
Mister Fuckit is an interesting individual who the attendees down at Painfreak beat up to a pulp. Yet he still manages to come back from the dead for yet another round of torture and humiliation, praising his abusers. But tonight he's come with a mysterious woman and together they have a horrifying surprise for everyone at tonight's show.
Gerard Houarner has written an interesting story, but it was ultimately very confusing and felt like being thrown into an acid trip that would never end. I would probably understand this story a lot better if I knew more about the Painfreak series and I'll admit despite my disappointment, I want to give this series a go now, so it was successful in that regard. 5/10
Blooze:
Some have the talent to be a rockstar, while others have had to make a deal with the devil. Big Tony is driving his boss to their next gig, but someone has other ideas in mind and wishes to end their reign of devilry for good.
Armand Rosamilia has written a neat little story about a band whose lead has made a deal with the devil and has had to do terrible things over the years to keep his success. It's a fun story with a main character who you end up feeling a little sorry for despite the horrible things he has done. 8/10
Grower:
Gary is a pathetic alcoholic who waits for the delivery guy every day to give him a box full of beers from other countries and beyond. But one day he stumbles upon a mysterious can, where he finds a tooth. Disgusted, he soon realizes that the tooth is evolving into a living being. Gary is so fascinated that he loses himself in the moment.
C.M. Saunders has written a story that I'm sure some people will get a kick out of, but for me personally, I didn't connect with it and it just fell flat. Some people will like this one, but it was more than a little weird for my taste. 3/10
Aetheric Ipa:
Campbell and the boys are about to have a lonely night out at their mate's apartment, but when a young but attractive woman invites them to a party they take her up on that offer. But what they don't realize is that the party they're about to attend is at a mansion where all the people who've ever lived there have died a gruesome fate.
Jeremy Thompson has come up with a premise that would be interesting as a novella, but because it's a short story it suffers from a lack of characterization, atmosphere, and ultimately terror. This could have been a fun story with an awesome ending, but it suffers due to its length, and truth be told I didn't understand what the writer was trying to achieve with this story. I'm sure Jeremy had an idea in mind and that he's written brilliant stories before, but this didn't click for me. 3/10
The Drinking-Horn:
Ullivk The Bottomless is an alcoholic, he is praised for his dedication to alcohol in these lands. He has always been a fan of the ancient tale of when Thor was defeated by a drinking horn. He hopes to come across something like it someday and show him what he's made of. It seems his dreams are about to become a reality.
Christine Morgan has written a fun little fantasy story that is very well-written and engaging. The ending of this story is brutal, harrowing, and quite depressing. Very surprised and delighted with this one. 8.5/10
Something to Warm The Spirit:
Holt isn't as young and strong as he used to be. After he's thrown out of a bar by a bouncer, he wants nothing but revenge and a chance to feel young again. So when he stumbles into another bar owned by a small dwarf, he soon gets his wish but at a devastating price.
Bob Macumber has written a fun and engaging story that is atmospheric, depressing, and incredibly violent. It's a story with a shocking and brutal climax that is filled to the brim with blood and gore. 8/10
Braineaters in The Mist:
Lazar a breathing and living human who pretends to be a zombie has come in contact with a zombie investigator to find out who brutally butchered a woman and tore her to shreds. He discovers the truth and soon the undead are out for revenge.
Stephen Kozeniewski has written a really fun, bizarre, and brutal zombie story that was a lot of fun, it's a crime story with plenty of horror, gore, zombies, robots, and a sense of humor. I got a kick out of this one, I had a really good time reading this one. I've also just discovered this is an additional short story to a horror novel that already exists so I'm excited to pick it up! 9/10
Infinity Bottle:
Hank has recently come by a huge promotion and he only had to beat 4 other people to get it. He's well chuffed about it, so much so he's throwing a party at his apartment with a cocktail of his own. But when a mysterious girl comes by it seems he and his friends who helped him get his new promotion are about to say goodbye to their dreams.
Dev Jarret has written a very disturbing and brutal story about the dangers of mixing, corporate corruption, and online humiliation. It's a story with a hint of the supernatural, that starts off relatively simple before dissolving into a massacre that is outlandish, disgusting, appalling, and thoroughly brutal. Loved it. 9/10
Choked Up:
Rick has been trying to get in contact with his pregnant girlfriend Cynthia for ages now, but she still hasn't answered, not since their argument. He soon gets into contact with her friends who attended her baby shower, but they haven't seen her. Rick is growing worried and soon he realizes where Cynthia is and he's terrified she might discover his darkest secret.
Ryan Harding has written a short story that is truly shocking and cleverly written, I adore the twist at the end despite how gruesome and truly horrifying it is. It's wonderful to see all the little elements that Ryan has thrown into this story all come together in a way that is incredibly satisfying and mortifying. One of the most disturbing yet brilliantly written short stories I have ever read. 10/10
You Know Who You Sound Like?:
He has a few problems and drinking is only the start of them, but there's the voice in his head, his fellow companion to who he will someday give up his mortal body too. But first, he has to make a skin suit for his friend and wear it. It's funny that the voice in his head sounds oddly like Johnny Depp.
John Wayne Comunale has written a very disturbing and grim little tale about a man on the edge of a psychotic breakdown succumbing to the voice in his head's pleas to become an entirely new person. There is some graphic and grotesque imagery in this, but the twist at the end caught me off guard, and honestly, I loved it, not what I expected at all. 9/10
Overall: It's a really solid collection with 2 or 3 stories that were a letdown but honestly, I had a lot of fun with this collection. K. Trap Jones and the writers should give themselves a massive clap on the back, despite not enjoying all the stories in here, everyone deserves a bit of praise for their hard work. 104.5/140