2024 reads, #10. I recently downloaded 30 free Kindle Unlimited-style cozy mystery novels through one of those promotional marketing websites, because I have a growing amount of freelance clients who write in this same genre and I want to keep on top of the latest trends. But this first one I decided to start with doesn't bode well right from the very beginning, when authors Addison Moore and Bellamy Bloom make a super-beginner's mistake I'm having to constantly warn my clients about, and decide to introduce 13 different characters in just the first chapter alone, guaranteeing that readers start the book hopelessly confused and perhaps never getting caught up even by the end. (Even worse, eight of the characters' names are [and I swear I'm not making this up] Bizzy, Bobbie, Macy, Lacey, Jordy, Georgie, Juni and Emmie. Good luck keeping that straight!)
This wouldn't normally bother me as much as it did here, except for the fact that Moore and Bloom have both made either the New York Times or USA Today bestseller lists in the past, and I have to confess that it really disturbs me that two of the biggest selling authors in the cozy mystery genre are writing books this unreadably poor, a trend that just gets worse and worse the farther you get into the book. I mean, I get it, cozy mystery novels are supposed to be cozy; but the moment the psychic main character started psychically communicating with all the other characters' adorable pets, and having all the adorable pets respond with the most schmaltzy one-liners this side of a "Look Who's Talking" movie, that's when I knew that the mere act of trying to finish this short, breezy book was going to be a herculean contest for me, one I eventually finished but that I hated every single minute along the way.
This is a very bad sign for this genre in general, that the biggest-selling and most celebrated authors in the genre are pumping out horrible schlock that will instantly make 90 percent of humanity sick to their stomach from its sheer sugary treacle; but that's great news for fellow cozy mystery authors, in that this definitively proves how low the bar is set in this genre, and that merely putting in the tiniest amount of effort to not wallow in the lowest common denominator even possible will result in big, big rewards. Keep it all in mind, whether you're a writer trying to break into this genre or a reader trying to find something good to pick up soon.