George Jackson is 33, single and not had sex for eight months with an unusual ability to attract drama. When a hot date ends up with her setting a table on fire and kissing a tramp, she suspects that karma has stored up several years’ worth of bad luck for her. Desperate for romance and growing tired of the hideous hangovers, George firmly decides to see her deluxe rabbit vibrator off the pitch and replaced with a warm-blooded man. But with a string of misdemeanours, from botched fanny waxing to falling naked through her ceiling, will she ever be able to meet the one?