The #1 New York Times bestselling author of Big Summer masterfully combines Stephen King with Donna Tartt, plus a twist of Shirley Jackson, in this timely tale of a man, his new partner, and his old dog.
When he was a boy, it was just him and his mother, and when he was an adult, it was just him, alone. Michael Corcoran thought it would always be that way.
Then he’d met Tina, who didn’t know that he’d never had friends, or what kinds of “experiments” he liked to do in his lab in the garage as a boy. Instead of being alone, Michael had a wife, and children and, eventually, a dog.
Michael had promised himself he wasn’t going to be one of those people who pushed their dogs in carriages and called them “fur babies.” “Just wait,” Tina said—and soon enough, Lady was enjoying premium kibble and wearing a tiny Eagles jersey, plus special booties for the snow. He and Tina even developed a voice for Lady, a a low, gruff, cigarettes-and whiskey tone that went with the tragic backstory they gave her.
Then Tina found a lump in her breast. And then she was gone. And then small, determined Suzanne Nelson dropped by Michael’s newly empty apartment with some homemade lasagna and never left. The transition would’ve gone smoothly if not for Lady—and the lisping, babyish falsetto Suzanne used when she “talked” as the dog.
Michael asked her to stop. And Suzanne did her best. But some things people can’t change, no matter how they try, like how they sound, and who they love—and who they are, in the wee small hours, when it’s dark and no one’s watching.
Jennifer Weiner is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of eighteen books, including Good in Bed, In Her Shoes, and, most recently, That Summer. A graduate of Princeton University, she lives with her family in Philadelphia. Visit her online at JenniferWeiner.com.
If you’re a dog person, don’t read this worthless story.
A man driven to madness? I don’t think so.
Back story childhood details set up MC to be a serial killer, but he turns out to be a dog killer instead. There was no point to this story, except to upset dog people. What a cheap publishing play. I won’t be reading Jennifer Weiner again.
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A quirky man destined to be single forever - stumbles upon a wonderful woman who likes him for who he is (a weirdo) and together they create a wonderful life, having 2 children together. In his retirement he decides to surprise his wife Tina with a dog, something she has wanted for years, but he has been reluctant to get because he's sure that dogs are not for him. Lo and behold their little rescue, Lady, wins him over and he becomes an instant dog person. She gets special kibble, long walks, doggie outfits, and all the treats she could ever want. He and Tina even create an elaborate backstory for Lady and give her a ridiculous voice. When Tina dies, what will happen to Lady? The ending is like something out of a Stephen King novel. Not unexpected, but extremely messed up.
I love Jennifer Weiner so much. The writing in this is maybe a shade under her usual standards, but that's not the real problem. It pains me to give anything Jennifer Weiner his written less than four stars, let alone only two, but... I just can't get past that ending. Maybe if it weren't a short story, or as short of one, it would have made a difference. But you don't really have time to deeply know any of the characters, and what you do know doesn't help make sense of the ending.
I'm trying to read into it more, see the irony of what happens to Michael. But right now I just want my 99 cents back.
I'm just not a dog person, and there was a lot of description of their dog, so I just wasn't that interested. The ending did shock me, though, even though I thought I knew what was coming!
Edit: After reading the few reviews there are on goodreads, I'm confused. One person found the ending funny, and the other is confused about what happened to Michael?? Neither of those make sense to the ending I read, unless I completely misunderstood it. Now I'm confused.
This one was listed under "Paw Enforcement" in Libby together with a bunch of cozy mysteries, but make no mistake, this is not a cozy mystery! It is a short story, not a mystery, and more along the lines of an Alfred Hitchcock or Stephen King short. I was not happy with the ending. Well-written, but read at your own risk!
This isn’t a 5 star short story, but it’s rating is far too low on Goodreads so I’m doing my part to bump it up. It’s supposed to be a messed up story about dog people and it delivered. It was worth the 25 minutes of my time it took me to read it.
Disturbing. Lol but in a way you want a short story to be disturbing. Of course there wasn’t a ton of time to develop the characters or get inside their thought process but that’s the point. It’s short, (not so) sweet, and to the point. It’s so funny bc this did give me similar vibes to the NYT essay “cat person”. I read this bc I enjoyed “big summer” by the same author. The audio book narration was phenomenal.
Wtf was that. I related to so much of this story. The frustration of having someone talk for your dog when you have a whole persona for them in your head and all. But wtf was that ending. This could have been a 4 or 5 star book but the ending ruined it. I’m only giving it 2 because of how relatable the frustration was for the bulk of it.
I listened to this for a second time and I am changing my rating from 3.5 ⭐️ to 4⭐️ maybe even 4.5. It’s a dark comedy and I think I wasn’t in a proper headspace when I first engaged with it. Dog People, we are our own breed, aren’t we?!
This story was a cruel trick. I absolutely do not recommend it. For me as a dog lover, it was a horrible cruel story. I can not get the ending out of my mind. #notYourTypicalRomCom!
For those who pick up this book and start reading without knowing anything about it (like me), please note that this is a short story. It sounds like an almost perfect story of a perfect marriage...until the end. A bit disturbing and because it is a short story it is hard to really like and/or understand the characters.
OMG, I’m a little bit speechless with this one. Last year I read and loved Jennifer Weiner’s Halloween-ish e-short story so I couldn’t wait to download her latest. I’m not sure what happened this year - but add it to the list of reading disasters. Lucky for me this a short story so it was over quickly. A creepy kid (think budding serial killer) with a sad, lonely probably crazy mother changes his life by leaving home to go to college and meets a lovely normal woman who saves him from himself. They live a normal boring life until he becomes obsessed with their dog. I can’t say much more without completely spoiling it. I’d like to say it’s not you, its me but I can’t imagine anyone liking this - and I generally enjoy halloween stories!!