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218 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 28, 2020
And Chariss, who’d embraced the bridezilla concept with both arms wide open, would explode as if I’d set out to sabotage her dream wedding.
“Chariss would go Godzilla-stomps-Tokyo ballistic. Her head would spin like Linda Blair’s. She’d be less reasonable than Margot-Robbie-as-Harley-Quinn-with-a-baseball-bat.”
“Thor (real name Mark Stone, but he looked like so much like Chris Hemsworth I’d renamed him in my head). He was drool-worthy. He was smart. He was tough. And he had dead-eye aim with a Glock. The perfect partner. The perfect man.”
“She wasn’t above attacking a stranger, and while she might look cute, in her heart she was a killer Chihuahua.”
“I would have liked to add that she never made unprovoked attacks, but Consuela was more of a bite first, ask questions later dog.”
“We were too exposed, and Minty, who was married and nearly twice his age, was staring at Thor as if he were a popsicle she couldn’t wait to lick. According to Chariss, Minty was a popsicle-licking expert.