THE BOOK OF ADONITOLOGY: THE SACRED PENTADON OF THE ADONITOLOGY RELIGION

by King Adonis I

One of the most influential books in the history of literature, recognized as one of the greatest literary master pieces of its time, The Book of The Sacred Pentadon are the five sacred books of the Adonitology religion. It is the holy revelation of the true existence of King Adonis the Heavenly Father and Issa Elohim The Holy Spirit, the curvaceous Mother-God. These holy revelations were given to our Lord and Savior King Adonis on the day of his enlightenment by the Angel Elishamel on Jan. 3rd 1996. The Book of Adonitology is the supreme authority and living source of all Adonitology teaching, the sacred text that sets out the creed, rituals,ethics, and laws of Adonitology. Yet despite the growing interest in Adonitology teachings and culture, there has never been a form of sacred literature written for the callipygian woman until now. The Book of The Fundamentals of the Adonitology Religion is written in contemporary language that makes the text easy to understand to the reader. The revelations are accurate and completely free of error. Furthermore, The Book of The Sacred Pentadon of the Adonitology religion includes beautiful b&w images which tastefully displays the Adonitology faith through art. The dictionary is arranged as definitions for easy reference. The introduction recalls the visitation the Heavenly Father received by the Angel Elishamel on his Day of Enlightenment as well as the Adonitology mantra. Of The Book of The Sacred Pentadon of the Adonitology Religion itself, it examines and considers issues relating to human evolution, creationism, the relationship between the Triad and man, health and well being, science and technology, prosperity and the spiritual and sexual liberation of women with curves all in compassionate and brilliant fashion.

203 pages, Kindle Edition

Published August 19, 2020

Reviews

[Terrible Book Club · Rating 1 out of 5]

We reviewed this religious text in Episode 105! Lured in by the promise of a faith focused on big-assed women and body positivity, we find ourselves deceived by a man who uses women as a prop to try to convince readers to worship him.

The Book of Adonitology's summary tells us that it is, "one of the most influential books in the history of literature, recognized as one of the greatest literary master pieces of its time." Its Best Sellers Ranking of 1,551,929 says otherwise - that's an approximate sales rate of a whopping 3 books per month.

Content Warnings: Aside from our usual barnyard language, we've got: religious cults, sex cults, homophobia, transphobia, antiquated racial slurs, enslavement/torture, and the sexualization of women with large butts.