It's a little tough to rate a book that contains so many different stories, some of which I LOVED, others I was more ambivalent about, all of which were beautifully written. I finally settled on four stars, because of the near-equal amount of five-star stories and three/two star ones, best to settle somewhere in the middle, I think.
So here's a rundown of the stories.
1) Vicky and The Christmas Angel
Sigh. I don't get why this story is so well reviewed. To me, it's well-written (but what ISN'T by Eva Ibbotson, come on!) but sentimental with a bad message. It's supposed to be this story about growing up and Christmas for children, but if you ask me it just encourages lying to little kids, which I'm not cool with. Also a little girl does not become an adult JUST BECAUSE she accidentally finds out Santa doesn't exist. That's just lame.
2) Doushenka
Oh, I LOVED this one. Not only is it named after one of my FAVORITE Russian endearments "My soul/little soul" (or something to that effect -- I don't actually SPEAK Russian, sorry), but it's such a beautiful story even without the charming title. A man, Edwin, dreams of going to Russia but ends up in a dead-end life with a wife who isn't very affectionate and obviously doesn't share his passion for all things Russian. He finally goes to Russia and winds up meeting a girl named Kira who is kicked out of ballet school and falls ill. He nurses her back to health and grows to love her, but eventually he makes the sacrifice to get her back into ballet school and returns to his wife.
This story broke my heart -- I know it's adultery, but I wanted him to be with Kira. He could have gotten a divorce or something from his wife anyway, as I see it. He had all those plans for their future together and then bamo gave it up! He and Kira were just so cute together, doing puzzles of the Tsar's daughter and things!
But I guess it's still a bittersweet ending rather than a full-on tragic one, since Edwin took charge of his life and had his happy memories and Kira got to be a ballerina.
3) A Glove Shop in Vienna
The title story. it was okay. Just more adultery but less charmingly presented than Doushenka. I guess the twist that the wife set up the whole thing was kinda interesting... Otherwise, good writing (again DUH) but not a mind-boggling tale.
4) This Beetroot Is Not Screaming
Meh. Cool title, dull(ish) story.
5) A Rose in Amazonia
If you loved A Company of Swans (which I did) you will probably really like this one -- it's similar and shares a lot of settings/themes.
6) A Little Disagreement
WHAT a darkly funny story! I loved this one! A couple has the 'silent treatment' for years on end, and we don't know why throughout the story until the last line. There was adultery involved (is it just me or is that a weirdly running theme with this anthology? It's getting a touch uncomfortable at this point...), but that wasn't what the man's wife was mad about. She was mad because he insulted her baking skills.
It sounds stupid, but it was actually very funny, and I giggled out loud when I read it.
7) Tangle of Seaweed
Two dull-minded people find love. Cute, but not great.
8) Sidi
A starlet's daughter finds love, loses it, then finds it again. A sweet, if underwhelming tale.
9) A Dark-haired Daughter
A beautiful piece on motherhood. A mother wants a dark haired daughter, sick of having boy after boy, she gets another boy and loves him all the same.
10) This Year's Winner
I'm not actually sure what the point of this story was. Beauty queens are female dogs if they're black-haired and from England? Awkward girls only get kidnapped by accident? (shrugs).
11) The Great Carp Ferdinand
Fish hijinks ensue. 'nough said.
12) Osmandine
Um... (picks up book and struggles to remember what this one was even about).... Um... Oh, yes, this was... Oh, yeah, the Pharmacy one... Sigh. It was all right, I guess. Some girl takes over a pharmacy and changes lives...blah blah blah... If she wasn't so well written (this IS Ibbotson, remember), she'd be a mary-sue.
13) The Brides of Tula
To cheat or not to cheat, that is the question! So yeah, more adultery. They should just call this book "Adultery Stories: plus a scattered few that maybe don't touch on that subject, but if you blink you'll miss them". Also, if you're married for the love of GOD, don't go to Russia or you'll end up with an affair or almost-affair on your conscience. Apparently it's part of the experience if these stories are to be taken seriously...
14) With Love and Swamp Noises
I struggle to recall if this story actually had a plot, rather than just a bunch of pretty words strung together.
15) The Adultery of Jenny Craig
Yep, MORE adultery. What the (bleep) Ibbotson? I LOVE your writing, lady (I'm still not over the fact you passed on and we're not getting anything new from you ever again), but is everyone in your short stories cheating on everyone else?
Though, I do have to give this story kudos for portraying adultery in a negative light, and thus retracting all the messages of the stories that came before it in this anthology.
16) Theatre Street
Ooh! This was a pretty good one! Not as heart-wrenching as Doushenka but still lovely and about a ballerina around world war 1. Also, we get a cameo from the Tsar and his two oldest daughters, Olga and Tatiana, so that was fun! I adore Romanov cameos in Ibbotson stories! Brings me back to my first reading of "Countess Below Stairs".
17) The Magi of Markham Street
Gawd Bless Us Every One! Also, baby-stealing. But remember, kids, it's OKAY, as long as you save the baby's life by accident in the process, all charges will be dropped.
18) The Little Countess
This story tied up too neatly and rushed, but it was cute. A bunch of Russians leave their diaries out, a governess intervenes in their lives because they're dumb, and happy endings ensue.
19) A Question of Riches
AWWWWWWWWWWW. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this one -- it's tied with Doushenka for my favorite story in this book (those two alone are why this is on my favorite list). A little boy has two grandmothers. One is wealthy, one is poor. Love and caring eventually lead the boy to proclaim his poor grandmother "the rich one" in the sweetest way possible. I read this before bed last night to finish up the book and I went to sleep with a smile on my face.