The spoilers in this review are necessary, which is why I’m not marking them. Please read if you’re thinking about buying this book.
I don’t ever write/read reviews because I feel like they’re all based on nothing but personal opinions of the reader that don’t help when trying to decide whether or not to pick up a book— but this was so atrocious I just have to.
I have so many feelings about this book, and I need to get them out. Initially, I was going to rate this two stars, but when I shut the book and processed everything I’d just read, it went down to one.
So here are my thoughts on “The Mythic Koda Rose,” and how an author sabotaged her own story.
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Let me start out by saying that I really enjoyed the first half of this book. The writing, the plotline— even Koda’s character. I really enjoyed the direction the story was going, and I was excited to see how the author would take it. The book is marketed as a self-discovery type novel— Koda Rose longs to know more about her late rockstar father, and decides to meet his ex girlfriend in order to learn who he really was. Unfortunately, once I made it to the halfway point, things went downhill fast.
The relationship between Koda and Sadie (Koda’s late father’s ex girlfriend) was so weird and so unnecessary. The things Koda was saying about Sadie started to give me an ick once i passed the halfway mark, and I suddenly realized that this book was not going to go where I thought it was.
As you’ve probably already seen from the other reviews, Koda and Sadie have a very odd, very not-elaborated-on “romantic” relationship. Koda constantly talks about Sadie in a way that heavily implies she’s attracted to her, and the two even go as far to kiss. I cant begin to tell you how strange and wrong the relationship is. First of all, Sadie is 38, while Koda is SEVENTEEN. To add another layer of what-the-actual-fuckness, Sadie, as i mentioned before, is Koda’s father’s ex girlfriend.
I mean, what the hell?
In the story itself, both Koda’s mom and her best friend warn Koda about Sadie— saying that she’s bad news and that she should stay away from her. Because of this, i decided to give the author the benefit of the doubt, assuming everything would be cleaned up by the end of the story.
Everything, naturally, was not cleaned up by the end of the story.
As the book dragged on, Koda grew more and more intolerable. Her feelings for Sadie were getting out of hand, and Sadie, the grown adult in the situation, was doing absolutely nothing to stop it. She knew what was going on, she knew it was inappropriate, and she did nothing. The issue of course does not lie here, but in the fact that Sadie is painted as a total victim, instead of a child groomer. At the end, the author even has Koda’s mother sympathize with the woman, like she isn’t a total creep. As an aspiring writer myself, it is so easy to see when authors try to “clean up” bad characters and convince the reader they’re good people. In this case, the author took Koda’s mother— a character known to hate Sadie— and showed her having a feeling of understanding towards Sadie, in an attempt to make the reader feel the same way.
I’m sorry author, but this did not work.
Like i mentioned, Koda’s character just got worse. Her attitude was so horrible by the end of the story. After her kiss with Sadie, she mentions once that it’s “totally inappropriate,” but her feelings don’t change. She even gets angry when the adults in the story are treating her like a child. Oh no! A child is being treated like a child! How terrible! Koda is constantly trying to prove how mature she is, while simultaneously falling for a thirty eight year old woman. Sorry to break it to you “kiddo,” but if you were a mature teenager, you would understand how harmful this is on your mental state.
Also, Sadie continuing to call Koda “kiddo” After everything that happened was… so weird. Especially after the “you fill me up” line, or whatever. What on gods green earth was that about??? Talk about creepy, much.
From a general standpoint, this book really doesn’t have a purpose. Instead of being a coming of age story about a girl learning to make peace with a father she never knew, it’s a weird love story. If you can even call it that. This book dragged on for so long and practically nothing happened! Every line felt utterly useless. I say this as someone who adores plotless/character driven books. This was just not it.
Also, a pet peeve and not a real critique: the word “nipples” was used an uncomfortable amount of time in this book. I’m sorry, i just really hate the word “nipples,” and every five seconds they’re talking about ‘em!
I would’ve given this story such a higher rating if in the end it was like: “the relationship was totally terrible and severely damaging, I’ll probably be traumatized now and really need to cut ties with this woman. She may have been an important part of my father’s life, but she doesn’t need to be an important part of mine!”
But noooooooo. Of course not. It had to end with Sadie going off to rehab and Koda wishing her well, or whatever the heck happened in the last ten pages. Frankly, i have no clue.
Everyone’s behavior in this book was just plain weird. I wish I could get my time and money back. Here are some other smaller things that I feel the need to mention:
1. The plotline with Lindsay (Koda’s best friend) hit a brick wall. Honestly, it was useless. I understand what the author was doing by ending it like that, but it just didn’t work. I didn’t feel a connection to Koda and Lindsay’s friendship at all. It was bland.
2. The thrifting scene had me screaming. What was the purpose of that scene. I had to read it three times over to make sure I didn’t miss something. I even had two of my friends read over it cause I was so shocked about what I’d just witnessed. Don’t even try to twist it, the intentions behind that scene were just plain creepy. Why did Koda need to do that. “Mmmm yes let me show this thirty eight year old woman that I have a crush on my boobs, yes yes this will be so great.” Ummmm no???? Creepy!!!!
3. I found it odd that the author kept pointing out that Sadie had dreads and painting it as appropriation and this and that, and then expected us to be on her side with everything else? Like, oh yeah I can point out she’s racist CONSTANTLY but not the pedophile part, nope nope nope. Sadie is totally a victim here, guys!!!! She’s a drug addict, poor thing )):
4. Just the “you fill me up” scene and when Sadie called Koda “baby.” So weird. So creepy.
5. POOR MACK LMAO LOOKING DOWN ON HIS EX GIRLFRIEND HITTING ON HIS DAUGHTER ID BE SCARRED FOR LIFE.
6. Hated hated hated how they painted Mariah (Koda’s mom) as a bad guy. The author made her a workaholic and an absent parent to play into this— trust me, i know all the tricks. I know how to get readers to like and dislike characters. In reality, Mariah just wanted what was best for Koda. She told her Sadie was bad news. SHE WAS RIGHT.
7. Same goes for Lindsay. Justice for Lindsay, and her character arc. Smh.
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I probably have a lot more to say, but that’s all I can think of off the top of my head at the moment. Anyway— don’t read this book. Don’t waste your time and money. I picked this up thinking it would be an interesting self discovery story with a sapphic romance in the background, but it just sucked. Literally sucked.
And as for you, author, if you’re even reading this— you’re a good writer. You know what you’re doing, that’s obvious to tell. Your story just didn’t come together how you wanted it to. It happens. Take this criticism from all these bad reviews and please please use it. I feel a little like Koda writing this, throwing a fit because she’s a kid trying to tell the adults what to do, and they won’t listen.
I’m just a kid, but I think my opinion counts for something on this one. So yeah. Corny, but whatever.
P.S. My friends went through the reviews for me when I told them I was starting to dislike the book to check and see if people thought the same. The reviews were all terrible— expect one. One five star review, from the author herself. We had a good laugh over that one.
P.P.S sorry for spelling or grammar mistakes. I’m sick and totally out of it, plus scarred from this book.