Aar. Ock. Iss. Ooh arr.
Yes, we’re going down to the sea. To Cornwall to be exact. Now, personally I like it when the Five hang out around Kirrin, and would have been happy if the majority of their adventures took place there, or in the surrounding area. Enid missed a trick in my opinion by not exploring further. We could have visited the town where the kids did their Christmas shopping in Go Adventuring Again, or trudged along the clifftops to find small, coastal communities full of baddies and other assorted ne’er do wells, plus more adventures on Kirrin Island, more of the Thomases at Kirrin Farm.
But that didn’t happen, hence this trip to Cornwall. Now, in spite of my moaning, this is one of my favourite Fives. One of the last good ones before the series cools off a bit. It’s atmospheric, memorable, has some great characters, a lovely location and lashings of adventure. I first read it, like all the others, back in the early 1970s, and certain scenes and moments have stuck with me ever since.
We start off with the children making a mad dash to Kirrin railway station. They are heading to Tremannon in deepest Cornwall and Dick has a puncture. They make it to the train on time and head off to pasty land. One rule they make en route is that they’re going to turn their backs on any sniff of adventure. As if that’s going to happen!
Like all the other books, Eileen Soper has created some superb images dotted throughout. Some very evocative ones. I’m reading the hardback edition and the picture on the hardboard frontispiece and back end is a beauty. Can you add images on here ?
I’ve been comparing the illustrations of the Five to those in Go Off In A Caravan, and the children look more like young adults in this. Julian and Dick, in particular, look like they’re in their early 20s. They’ve got the look of Prince Edward and - gulp - Prince Andrew about them to my eyes. I don’t recall the book actually specifying their ages here but there’s no way they’re 12, 13, 14. By my calculations Julian was 11 in the first book, so in this one he should be 17 maybe ? That could work. Except following that pattern means by the time we reach the last book, he would be mid 20s ? It’s too confusing and probably best to not dwell on.
Anyway, they arrive in one piece and meet their hosts, Mr and Mrs Penruthlan. All together - “By Tre, Pol and Pen, you will know the Cornishmen”. Although I lived in Cornwall for four years and I don’t think I once met anyone with those prefixes in their surnames. Mrs Penruthlan is your typical Blyton farmer’s wife: small, beaming, rosy cheeked and clearly got a baking habit. Her less than talkative husband is a beast of a man who is as “dark as a suntanned Spaniard”. He communicates with a selection of “Aars” and “Ocks” which his wife has no problem in understanding. Theirs is an idyllic life in Tremannon, although there’s clearly not much to do there in between looking after the farm as they have 7 children!
Our four settle down quickly, and enjoy themselves in the usual blazing sunshine, by exploring the farm, going to church, sleeping (One favourite passage has Dick dreaming that his foot has a puncture and he is unable to keep it inflated! What would Freud make of that ?), swimming, and meeting some of the locals. It goes without saying that they also indulge in their other favourite pastime: eating. Although Im not too keen on one particular lunch they have which is made up of “cold boiled beef and carrots with a dumpling each”. That sounds disgusting. Surely Mrs Penruthlan has the ability to heat up food ? Interestingly, there are a couple of instances in this story where Dick actually begs Mrs P NOT to prepare them any “high tea” as they really don’t have room to eat another dumpling. Now, thats a first.
We’re introduced to Yan. I met Nobby in the last book, and he was a typical EB grubby, feral lad. He was quite smart though. Unlike Yan who, let’s be honest, comes across as being a little bit “on the spectrum “. His lines have definitely been changed in reprints of this story. I read a 90s version a few years ago, and can remember thinking to myself “Im sure his conversation in the book I originally had was a lot more basic than this”. And I was right. He does talk a little bit, but a lot of his dialogue is made up of “Iss” and other contractions, with the occasional sentence.
Georgina is not a fan, and at times is really rude to the poor child. When Timmy takes to Yan and happily plays with him, George gets on her high horse and acts really mean-spirited towards him. Dick and Julian aren’t much better, although they do thaw a little as the story progresses. Just as well because Chekov’s Yan proves to be very resourceful later in the tale.
It is through Yan and his great-grandfather, the Penruthlan’s shepherd that the Five get to hear about the evil wreckers who shone beacon lights up on the cliffs. These lights tempted ships onto the rocks along the coast, and the wreckers would plunder the remains of the poor vessels. Grandad is adamant that he still sees a light burning up on the sinister tower along the nearby clifftop, which, no surprises, immediately gets Julian and Dick’s attention. So much for ignoring signs of adventuring.
My favourite part of the story follows with the boys creeping out of the farmhouse on a stormy, chilly evening on a mission to go and check out Grandad’s tower. However, they’re not the only people abroad on that blustery night. Even though we know its Mr Penruthlan who is wandering around in the dead of night, it is still a very creepy scene underlined by the wonderful illustrations on the front and back boards that I mentioned above.
The lads are suspicious of their host’s behaviour and vow to keep an eye on him and his activities.
Then the Barnies arrive. These are a group of travelling players,who tour around the countryside, staying in the farms they pass through, and entertaining the locals with their stagecraft: songs, a play, and best of all, the comedic antics of Clopper, the pantomime horse.
The Five are all over this like a rash, and pitch in and help Mrs Penruthlan, who appears to be making enough food to feed Devon and Dorset, let alone Cornwall. More mysterious activity though here when the boys catch Mr Penruthlan rummaging through the Barnie’s coat pockets and drawers. What is his game ? Julian seems to have an idea although I’m not sure if he verbalises it particularly well when he says “He’s got a kink !” Hmm. I think thats between Mr Penruthlan and his wife, Jules.
The show is a big success, and Clopper brings the house down. Apparently it is like “… a kind of concert party such as pierrots give at the beach…”. Why am I thinking about David Bowie and his Ashes To Ashes video ? Anyhow, even Grandad deigns to come to watch, although he says he has only really come for the scran. During the feast, Julian and Dick, who seem to be keeping out of Anne and Georgina’s way for the first half of the story, decide it’s time they tried out the Clopper costume for themselves. Hilarity ensues when they find themselves unable to undo the zip and get out of the thing. Thankfully, Mr Penruthlan is at hand to rescue the unfortunate boys. They were lucky that they weren’t caught by The Gov’nor (the baddy of the piece).
Next day the children leave Mrs Penruthlan to clear up the fallout from the banquet, and they head out to explore the mysterious tower that Grandad had pointed out to them a couple of days before. Yan tried to join them but is told in no uncertain terms to do one and is sent packing.
Clearly, someone is up to no good at this tower as there are patches of paraffin oil dotted around the place. Someone certainly has been lighting some kind of light from there.
The children have a classic Famous Five moment and find a hidden passage ! And not just a hidden passage, but a hidden passage that like so many hidden passages in these books has an exit in exactly the place where they are staying - in this case, in a barn on the farm.
But first, they have to get captured and locked up where they spend quite a few hours playing games, arguing and hoping someone will send out a search party. Who needs a search party though when you’ve got Yan ? Yes, this weeks ragamuffin has followed our friends and frees them from their prison and then takes them home via the legendary Wrecker’s Way. En route, they spot a motorboat out to sea and also see Mr Penruthlan creeping around clearly up to his neck with the smugglers.
The children return to Tremannon to find everyone out searching for them, and Mrs P pulling her hair out in shock. What happens next seems to raise a few eyebrows within the EB internet community: Julian explains to Mrs Penruthlan what has been happening under her very nose, also casually dropping in that they believe her husband is a criminal in league with the naughty smugglers.
Now, poor Mrs P has been at her wits end all evening. She was worried about the children and she was worried about her husband, who seems to have vanished into thin air. The last thing she needs is some posh boy telling her that her beloved Mr P is up to no good. So, she snaps and actually boxes Julian’s ears. Im not going to say that I did chuckle a bit at that point. Out of the 4 children Julian can come across as being an insufferable, patronising get at times, so it felt long overdue that someone finally take him to task. Its not very often that the Five get someone’s character as wrong as they do with Mr P. Turns out he is actually working with the local police and that they have been trying to bust this smuggler ring for years. Except its not even smugglers, but the very un-Fiveish drug trafficking!! Yep, that Guv’nor turns out to be a drug mule who stashes his goodies in poor old Clopper’s head. The shame ! Poor Sid and Mr Binks ditch Clopper like a hot potato and begin planning a new routine, this time involving a donkey. Lucky Ju and Dick are gifted the Clopper costume and no doubt they are soon amusing their friends Thompson Major and Minor back at Sandringham.
So, alls well that ends well. Like Run Away Together and Go Off In A Caravan, this is a Summer adventure. The new location adds some colour and there’s a great cast of characters. The adventure is a fairly gentle affair. The children don’t really get hugely involved with the drug smugglers, although the imprisonment bit doesn’t sound like fun.
I used to wonder what would happen to Yan. His Grandad was very elderly so would Yan take over looking after the sheep ? Who would look after Tremannon Farm when the Penruthlans passed away ? Their seven children don’t put in an appearance so Im presuming they’re not farmer types ? Ill never know.
Ill mark this a 5 star award. It kept me gripped throughout, was an enjoyable read and had lots of things going for it.
Next I’m going for a fab favourite, but not a favourite of mine - Five Go To Smugglers Top. Damn smugglers again ! I wasn’t going to bother reading that one, but I found it when I was rummaging around the other books so have pulled it out. See how I get on.
Ock.