1 star. WAS THIS BOOK WRITTEN BY A TEENAGER? Because the sheer immaturity displayed by all of the characters was extremely random and off-putting. I literally could not believe how idiotic the H&h were being, and somehow they kept getting worse and worse as the story progressed.
So, this is the typical brother's best friend romance in many ways... except the heroine has a child. As per usual, the heroine's brother is VERY against the two MCs being together. He only met the hero a year before this story started, lived with the hero during that time, and saw him being a non-committal asshole with a revolving door of women. So sexy... 🤮 In some ways, the brother has a point. However, the heroine's brother is incapable of a normal conversation and never once just sits either of the two MCs down and explains himself or acknowledges that they are also adults. Instead he shuts down, and has a temper tantrum when he doesn't get his way.
The heroine is a single mother, and apparently, because of her one bad decision, she is totally hopeless when it comes to men and relationships. She is negative about everything...her body, her job, her decision making, everything. And a man like the hero COULD NEVER WANT HERRRRR. Ofc, in this fantasy book world, the hero takes one look at her and is instantly spouting lines about how she's SO DIFFERENT. I swear. I nearly barfed. What's worse, is that she at one point spouts some BS line about not needing a man. BUT the hero corrects her, and tells her that...yes, yes she does, because she has no self-esteem. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 THERE WERE TIMES WHEN I COULDN'T BELIEVE THE SHIT IN THIS BOOK.
So, the brother tells the hero that he will not allow a relationship to happen with his sister... and the hero.... just listens. LOL. He literally just decides, "ok, I guess I'll back off". Hero has a long internal monologue about what he can tell his friend... how he can explain that his actions were out of character in the last year, etc. But instead, he decides that he's not going to make excuses and stays silent!!! 😂😂😂
One other thing that really stood out to me in this book was how random the mentions of the heroine's child were at times. He was conveniently missing from the story when necessary, there was always a babysitter available, etc. On top of that, the father of the child, who apparently was still in his son's life and was frequently referred to as a "good dad"... was weirdly missing until his portion of the storyline. The kid even goes to the hospital and the "good dad" is nowhere to be seen. However, when the heroine and hero start dating, all of the sudden, the dad is all about wanting to get with the heroine. He suddenly realized that he shouldn't have strung her along all those years and that all of the other women were just nothing in comparison to the woman he had a ONS with (and never even bothered to be nice to). This book is written like a total pie-in-the-sky fantasy for sad flabby moms everywhere. As one of the sad, flabby moms of the world, I can def. say that this book took shit too far even for me.
I SWEAR TO GOD, YA'LL... This book is just a goldmine of WTF moments. I could go on and on and on about the sheer stupidity displayed by the MCs and the side characters. I'll stop though, because whose got that kind of time, right?
Safety info: No sex at all 👎🏻👎🏻 but prob the best decision for this train-wreck of a book. The hero was a manwhore for the past year because his last g/f dumped him while he was proposing. So, he decided to just move and open his room to all who wanted some of his d. Makes sense. Ofc, the heroine, who HAD A BOYFRIEND in the city where she was living, hadn't actually had sex since that time she got pregnant. This made perfect sense to me, because as we all know, a woman always has to be nearly virginal to be worthy of the hot guy. EVEN IF she did some slutty thing in her past, she has now redeemed herself with years of celibacy. Praise Be 🙌🏻🙌🏻. Anyways, she's a born again virgin, he's a man whore. It's the match that was made in romance book heaven. Ofc, no romance book is complete without running into her ONS baby daddy, and a couple of his fuck buddies. But, there's no blatant cheating, so there's that. However, so much of the book's timeline just skipped forward, so there's no telling what the hero was actually doing. Do I have much faith in him? Na.