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Stuffed
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Everyone was stirring, even the mouse;
The stockings were hung but hearts were heavy with care.
Fear not! Naughty St. Nicholas soon would be there.
Our heroes are troubled; restless in their beds;
While taxes, deadlines and arguments swirled in their heads;
A widower-depressed, two teachers-repressed, one couple-distressed,
Settle into a cold evening; little hope for relief or rest,
When in the living room there arose an almighty ruckus,
They sprang from their beds to see what the fuss was.
There by the tree stood a man like a tower,
He’d come bearing gifts and a whole lot of swagger.
The moon caught in his beard and his eyes twinkled like new-fallen snow,
And sent a tingle and warmth to their nethers below,
When what to their boggling eyes did appear,
A gent as swift and randy as his eight reindeer,
With a feisty old driver so lively and thick,
They knew in a moment they’d be banging St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles to his thrusts they came,
And he licked, and shouted, and called them by name.
Everyone was stirring, even the mouse;
The stockings were hung but hearts were heavy with care.
Fear not! Naughty St. Nicholas soon would be there.
Our heroes are troubled; restless in their beds;
While taxes, deadlines and arguments swirled in their heads;
A widower-depressed, two teachers-repressed, one couple-distressed,
Settle into a cold evening; little hope for relief or rest,
When in the living room there arose an almighty ruckus,
They sprang from their beds to see what the fuss was.
There by the tree stood a man like a tower,
He’d come bearing gifts and a whole lot of swagger.
The moon caught in his beard and his eyes twinkled like new-fallen snow,
And sent a tingle and warmth to their nethers below,
When what to their boggling eyes did appear,
A gent as swift and randy as his eight reindeer,
With a feisty old driver so lively and thick,
They knew in a moment they’d be banging St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles to his thrusts they came,
And he licked, and shouted, and called them by name.
67 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 1, 2020
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About the author
K. Sterling
102 books487 followersAuthor of the popular Nannies of New York and Boys of Lake Cliff book series, K Sterling has self-published dozens of books. K. is known for fast-paced romantic thrillers and touching gay romcoms. There might be goosebumps and some gore but there’s always true love and lots of laughter.
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December 26, 2021
In conclusion: Santa is a ho.
December 10, 2024
If you're good, hot silver fox bear Santa and his 'North pole' will make you a very sexy visit. I wanna be on the Nice List so bad.
December 2, 2020
3.5 rounded up because this was a fun time. Santa is really out here spreading cheer and a few other adult things lol
November 30, 2020
3.5 rating
Santa is having some fun this Christmas night! Well, hello. I want more Santa erotic books now thanks. In this novella, Santa is going out to deliver wishes and gifts. He takes his time to make an appearance for some people to give them what they have wished for this year. But he has some fun with them first. Couples, unrequited love, estranged spouses, Santa is here for every single one.
So yeah, this isn't a Santa romance in the entirety. Santa doesn't fall in love with anyone, he's just there to visit some folks and he has some fun *wink* you know of what kind *wink* with them. He helps them a little bit with their lives and then he disappears, going to go help another person. Each chapter is a new person/couple he visits.
This book was so fun! A very quick read, giving you some holiday cheer. If you're in the mood for some ho-ho-hoing with Santa, this is the read for you.
Santa is having some fun this Christmas night! Well, hello. I want more Santa erotic books now thanks. In this novella, Santa is going out to deliver wishes and gifts. He takes his time to make an appearance for some people to give them what they have wished for this year. But he has some fun with them first. Couples, unrequited love, estranged spouses, Santa is here for every single one.
So yeah, this isn't a Santa romance in the entirety. Santa doesn't fall in love with anyone, he's just there to visit some folks and he has some fun *wink* you know of what kind *wink* with them. He helps them a little bit with their lives and then he disappears, going to go help another person. Each chapter is a new person/couple he visits.
This book was so fun! A very quick read, giving you some holiday cheer. If you're in the mood for some ho-ho-hoing with Santa, this is the read for you.
December 29, 2023
smutty santa book 👀
each chapter is about a different person or couple who get a special sexy visit from santa late on christmas night. i liked this format (and the various types of pairings!) but it's unnecessarily repetitious. every single time someone asks "BUT WHAT ABOUT MRS CLAUS?" and every single time santa has to explain that they're poly and he has his fun on christmas night. and at the end of every chapter, he vanishes, always leaving his visitees bewildered. (what about aftercare, santa??)
it is oddly hopeful and heartwarming, in the midst of all that banging.
the only other thing i have to say is that
each chapter is about a different person or couple who get a special sexy visit from santa late on christmas night. i liked this format (and the various types of pairings!) but it's unnecessarily repetitious. every single time someone asks "BUT WHAT ABOUT MRS CLAUS?" and every single time santa has to explain that they're poly and he has his fun on christmas night. and at the end of every chapter, he vanishes, always leaving his visitees bewildered. (what about aftercare, santa??)
it is oddly hopeful and heartwarming, in the midst of all that banging.
the only other thing i have to say is that
January 5, 2022
Santa granting R-18 wishes. Legit smut and HOE HOE HOE HOE.
P.S.
Blaming Warda for this. Thankssss 😛🎅🌶️
P.S.
Blaming Warda for this. Thankssss 😛🎅🌶️
November 3, 2021
Santa is a slut!
December 5, 2020
Another novella and this time it's Santa themed. This is really just a lot of sex. There's a bit of heartwarming stories for all the people Santa meets but really it's just smut. I don't always like holiday themed books but this was enjoyable. If you want a more out there smutty novella for the holidays, this is a good choice.
December 15, 2024
Well...the title sums it up pretty good 😂
December 18, 2022
Day 17 of “25 Lays of Smutmas”
Swinger Santa needs a condom.
Swinger Santa needs a condom.
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December 3, 2024
um, no. I didn't like this one at all. Santa sleeping with a different guy every chapter, then going back to Mrs. Claus at the end, yeah, not my thing.
November 23, 2020
Oh my Santa, how I’ve wanted to see this side of you. There is a side of Santa for everyone and I mean EVERYONE. This juicy piece of hotness is..........loins tingling delicious.
December 20, 2022
25 Lays of Smutmas - the 17th Lay
Who knew Santa being a ho could feel so wholesome?
Who knew Santa being a ho could feel so wholesome?
November 20, 2020
I wasn't certain about this book before I read it. I mean, I'm all for a smutty short now and again, but I usually go for books with a storyline included with all that other good stuff. But, somehow, Ms. Sterling managed to put together a set of erotic shorts that STILL had a backstory, were hot, and had that feel good holiday vibe. It's actually amazing how she did that. I absolutely LOVED this book.
The different people that Santa "helps" during his evening out were all different, so it didn't feel like the same "smutty story" was being told over and over. Of all the characters we meet, I think Marcus was my favorite. And I adored about the marriage between Santa and Mrs. Claus was handled. Definitely a new take on that relationship.
This is a feel good read, unlike the typical feel good reads. I definitely recommend reading this book!
The different people that Santa "helps" during his evening out were all different, so it didn't feel like the same "smutty story" was being told over and over. Of all the characters we meet, I think Marcus was my favorite. And I adored about the marriage between Santa and Mrs. Claus was handled. Definitely a new take on that relationship.
This is a feel good read, unlike the typical feel good reads. I definitely recommend reading this book!
November 23, 2020
Super sexy fun times with your favourite man in red...
Stuffed takes the premise that Santa comes down more than the chimney at Christmas and is on a mission to bring a jolly good time by spreading cheer, satisfaction and quite a few of the legs of the lonely lads and ladies of the world.
A delightful mix of escapades and happy endings, this is a Christmas read with a bit of a difference.
Contains both MM and MF pairings in a way that have you hoping Santa comes to your place this Christmas Eve.
Stuffed takes the premise that Santa comes down more than the chimney at Christmas and is on a mission to bring a jolly good time by spreading cheer, satisfaction and quite a few of the legs of the lonely lads and ladies of the world.
A delightful mix of escapades and happy endings, this is a Christmas read with a bit of a difference.
Contains both MM and MF pairings in a way that have you hoping Santa comes to your place this Christmas Eve.
May 10, 2021
Santa as a polyamorous, pansexual silver bear?! Stuffed indeed!
Then again, everything is not so simple when K. Sterling is at the helm. She takes what could have so easily been just a quick case of Santa porn, flips it all on it's head and delivers 5 Christmas stories that will titillate you, break your heart, make you cry, fill you with joy and make you believe in Santa all over again.
A well written and wonderfully executed bit of holiday cheer unlike anything you've read before.
Then again, everything is not so simple when K. Sterling is at the helm. She takes what could have so easily been just a quick case of Santa porn, flips it all on it's head and delivers 5 Christmas stories that will titillate you, break your heart, make you cry, fill you with joy and make you believe in Santa all over again.
A well written and wonderfully executed bit of holiday cheer unlike anything you've read before.
December 28, 2020
Santa is definitely busy Christmas Eve delivering orgas-... ummm I mean toys
January 11, 2024
More of a 2.5.
This is about Santa, being a horndog. Mrs. Claus and him apparently have an open relationship (which he mentions several times).
Through magic, he visits everyone at midnight as time stops. And several people he visits on his stops he has sex with. The magical man has unlimited stamina and apparently everyone wants to bone him. He visits those who need to have a Christmas wish granted and then everyone gets horny for Santa. There's a couple threesomes in there as well. It's wild.
Oddly, the granting of Christmas wishes were serious issues. Like helping someone get over the death of a spouse, helping a marriage in trouble, and then helping a person who has severe depression. Somber topics that Santa basically cures with a wink and a smile. And they all jump on Santa's di*k right after. The juxtaposition of the serious topics with the steamy silliness was odd and I didn't know if it quite worked for me.
It's spicy as hell and I was along for the ride (figuratively), but some of the steam didn't work for me either. Like doesn't everyone need to get cleaned up? And going from a** to vagina is a no go. And isn't Santa a mess by this point if he's not cleaning up after each visit? Some of the threesomes didn't make sense logistically. And if Santa is going up everyone's a**, then the man needs to bring magical lube with him. It's the least he can do!
My holiday reads so far were more contemporary or serious, so this hit just the right note of bonkers smut to end on.
This is about Santa, being a horndog. Mrs. Claus and him apparently have an open relationship (which he mentions several times).
Through magic, he visits everyone at midnight as time stops. And several people he visits on his stops he has sex with. The magical man has unlimited stamina and apparently everyone wants to bone him. He visits those who need to have a Christmas wish granted and then everyone gets horny for Santa. There's a couple threesomes in there as well. It's wild.
Oddly, the granting of Christmas wishes were serious issues. Like helping someone get over the death of a spouse, helping a marriage in trouble, and then helping a person who has severe depression. Somber topics that Santa basically cures with a wink and a smile. And they all jump on Santa's di*k right after. The juxtaposition of the serious topics with the steamy silliness was odd and I didn't know if it quite worked for me.
It's spicy as hell and I was along for the ride (figuratively), but some of the steam didn't work for me either. Like doesn't everyone need to get cleaned up? And going from a** to vagina is a no go. And isn't Santa a mess by this point if he's not cleaning up after each visit? Some of the threesomes didn't make sense logistically. And if Santa is going up everyone's a**, then the man needs to bring magical lube with him. It's the least he can do!
My holiday reads so far were more contemporary or serious, so this hit just the right note of bonkers smut to end on.
November 17, 2020
Oh my goodness, I didn't even get a whole chapter in before I was like "OOOOOO, not putting this down until I reach the end." If you love Santa and naughty behavior with some lovely holiday cheer, then you've found the right book. I have a smile plastered on my face. Like I could not stop the grin on my face the entire time. This is a really naughty AND nice spin on Santa spreading holiday cheer and answering Christmas wishes. That special magical minute he gave folks was amazing and this book is definitely worth the read. Just know, it is spicy. Santa gives love to everybody, men and women alike and Mrs. Claus adores him for it. Get ready for a lovely sleigh ride and trust me, you'll hear them bells ring ting tingling too.
November 20, 2020
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3.5
Thanks to the author for providing an ARC in exchange of an honest review.
This was such a fun, sweet and short erotic read about Santa helping adults around the world with their struggles. I enjoyed the different stories and the couples that we got to see as well as Santa's relationship with his wife.
However, I felt like the interactions were a tad rushed and therefore it didn't work that much for me but it's definitely a fun Christmas story.
3.5
Thanks to the author for providing an ARC in exchange of an honest review.
This was such a fun, sweet and short erotic read about Santa helping adults around the world with their struggles. I enjoyed the different stories and the couples that we got to see as well as Santa's relationship with his wife.
However, I felt like the interactions were a tad rushed and therefore it didn't work that much for me but it's definitely a fun Christmas story.
December 2, 2020
3.5 stars
Wow! Every interesting take on the story of Santa Claus delivering gifts. In this collection of short stories, Santa is granting wishes, spreading holiday cheer and legs for individuals and couples who are lonely or neglects to practice self-care. Let’s just say that Santa is a super freak and he is sleighing dick. I love that Santa is an equal opportunist when it comes to sex. He is ready to get down with the get down LOL!Reading this book was fun, sexy and it shows that kids aren’t the only ones needing a Holiday pick me up. I did expect it to pack way more heat but it didn’t take away from the premise or my enjoyment.
Wow! Every interesting take on the story of Santa Claus delivering gifts. In this collection of short stories, Santa is granting wishes, spreading holiday cheer and legs for individuals and couples who are lonely or neglects to practice self-care. Let’s just say that Santa is a super freak and he is sleighing dick. I love that Santa is an equal opportunist when it comes to sex. He is ready to get down with the get down LOL!Reading this book was fun, sexy and it shows that kids aren’t the only ones needing a Holiday pick me up. I did expect it to pack way more heat but it didn’t take away from the premise or my enjoyment.
December 1, 2020
Rep: gay MCs, bisexual male and female MCs
I wanted to like this more than I did. Slutty Santa? Tell me more.
However, there was something about the writing style that I really disliked. I just couldn’t get past how BAD the dialogue in this book was. It was cringy and weird and no one I’ve ever met would tally the way these characters did. It felt really childish and weird and used one of my personal pet peeve words which is “giggle.” I hate it and it’s used so often it took me out of the stories. So unfortunately this didn’t hit with me.
I wanted to like this more than I did. Slutty Santa? Tell me more.
However, there was something about the writing style that I really disliked. I just couldn’t get past how BAD the dialogue in this book was. It was cringy and weird and no one I’ve ever met would tally the way these characters did. It felt really childish and weird and used one of my personal pet peeve words which is “giggle.” I hate it and it’s used so often it took me out of the stories. So unfortunately this didn’t hit with me.
November 18, 2020
For those of you on the *extra* naughty list who have wondered what Santa might taste like, this might help you imagine it. And lucky for everyone, Santa doesn't discriminate. This collection of short steamy Christmas magic has a little something everyone can enjoy, and possibly relate to. It also reminds us that some of the best gifts can't be found under the tree. So take the chance, the little leap, and see if it can make your next year a little brighter, a little sweeter.
December 4, 2020
Yay Christmas!
I want this Santa to visit my house! 😉 This book was a collection of short stories tied to Santa's travels on Christmas night. I've read a decent amount of Holiday themed books, but this one was a bit of a departure - this one is actually about Santa Claus! I really love a K's version of Santa who was dirty and sweet at the same time.
I want this Santa to visit my house! 😉 This book was a collection of short stories tied to Santa's travels on Christmas night. I've read a decent amount of Holiday themed books, but this one was a bit of a departure - this one is actually about Santa Claus! I really love a K's version of Santa who was dirty and sweet at the same time.
December 12, 2020
First of all the blurb is absolutely brilliant!
This was a hot holiday erotica that will definitely spread some holiday cheer for sure.
I loved that although this was pure smut it did have an engaging storyline and well sketched out characters.
Be sure to give this one a try.
It was sweet, sexy and so much fun.
This was a hot holiday erotica that will definitely spread some holiday cheer for sure.
I loved that although this was pure smut it did have an engaging storyline and well sketched out characters.
Be sure to give this one a try.
It was sweet, sexy and so much fun.
November 25, 2020
What an interesting take on Santa. In this story he is there to bring good cheer to the adults. Every visit he made was unique and made you smile. This isn't a romance in a typical sense and he is not your typical Santa. It was very sexy and hot. It was also sweet and heartwarming. I loved every word.
November 28, 2020
This book was a sexy fun read for the holidays. Each chapter features a different deserving person or pair who could use some extra special attention from Santa this year. Imagine what this Santa might bring you!
December 2, 2021
3.5 stars
Not my favorite Christmas novella but I cover sold me. This was so very queer, only one straight pairing and very sex positive. Each story isn’t like the last which was great. There was a single father who was bisexual. Two gay old men. A struggling married couple, male and female but the man was bisexual. Story five was the sweetest, it didn’t say the character was asexual but it implies that. Three of the stories didn’t involve a couple. Each person is going through a tough time and needed some Christmas cheer
Not my favorite Christmas novella but I cover sold me. This was so very queer, only one straight pairing and very sex positive. Each story isn’t like the last which was great. There was a single father who was bisexual. Two gay old men. A struggling married couple, male and female but the man was bisexual. Story five was the sweetest, it didn’t say the character was asexual but it implies that. Three of the stories didn’t involve a couple. Each person is going through a tough time and needed some Christmas cheer
December 6, 2020
Aww. I loved this!
It was cute, sweet, each story had its own plot and it was filthy good.
I especially loved Myles story.
It warmed my heart...and other places.
Loved it!
It was cute, sweet, each story had its own plot and it was filthy good.
I especially loved Myles story.
It warmed my heart...and other places.
Loved it!
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