Kuro and Niji have been together for a while and it has really opened up Kuro’s eyes to the world and shown her new things. But is there a ‘too far’ with a feathered head that can speak? Animal husbandry is one thing, but animal wifery is a whole other entirely…
If you said I had taken several sharp blows to the head and this volume was the result of my concussion I could 100% believe it. There are books that whiff it in their final volume, but it’s truly rare that I see one that whiffs it and then decides to club the umpire dead for good measure.
I guess, fair warning, I will be spoiling the hell out of this book, though I would argue it spoils itself and I am actually doing you a public service.
The first sections are actually pretty decent - the initial story is a relatable treatise on the horror of losing an indoor pet to the outside world that shows the bond between pet and owner (would that it had stayed this way). You know, one toe still in reality.
Kuro and her friend Hana get to bond and they make a fun pair - Hana gets that Kuro isn’t the best at talking to people and is quite accepting of that. If this story had any concept of what ‘black and white’ actually meant in terms of Kuro it would have been a lot better, but it apparently just translates to ‘bad communicator’.
They visit the zoo to get a little more history of the “parrots” and how incredibly rare they are, plus a cute little throwback to the very first chapters. It’s a nice little bit of business before this turns into a horror story.
I suspected we were in trouble when the grumpy male parrot owner, Daidai, offered his thoughts on marriage, saying that if he got married it would probably kill his parrot, but if he loved somebody enough he’d do it anyway. It’s like, okay, bold choice, but sure. This feels like the money paw version of a wish from when I said too many manga focus on traditional marriage.
Then we get a truly odd chapter where Kuro goes to a kabuki show and develops a crush on an actor and Niji goes berserk and starts pulling out his feathers from stress. Keep in mind that this creepy-ass thing is talking all the time now and starts making Kuro promise that she won’t think about men.
I swear this happens.
Then the book gets weird. Niji starts singing full songs that Kuro is posting to Twitter, she begins to get royalties after a music producer releases the song, Niji becomes famous and records an anime OP and Kuro retires to a condo to live out her days on said royalties, possibly with Hana and her husband, while resolving to only love Niji and never find human love (I mean when you have a feathered face that can stand on hind legs what else do you need, I guess?)
Again, I swear this all happens.
I don’t even understand the writing in the book any more, which can get esoteric as hell when it should be totally straightforward - the chapter where Kuro discovers music is written so bizarrely I still don’t know what happened.
I feel like Niji is actually an invasive parasite whose dander infects human minds and causes their owner to become subservient to them. You might think I’m the one who’s gone crazy, but that’s just because you haven’t seen all the drawings of Niji standing next to Kuro, who’s wearing a wedding dress. Yeah, it went there.
1.5 star - I cannot bring myself to let the good parts nudge it to two. There is not meeting the reader’s expectations and then there is stabbing them in the back while laughing about it. This is a dire end for a series that was kind of cute and it’s fair to say I hated the way this resolved itself.