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Red Death Diaries #1
The Fantasiser
Warning: Explicit content
- GenresErotica
Unknown Binding
First published February 2, 2015
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E.J. Wood
14 books140 followers Wood is just a storyteller!
E.J. Wood is a British writer of dark romance and thrillers with imperfect, morally grey characters. Stories that kiss you sweetly before they tear you apart, luring you in with tenderness and leaving you breathless in ruins.
Her often comical experiences of life in Spain encouraged her to write her *Get Spained* memoirs.
Her GET SPAINED series has been featured in The EuroWeekly, a leading English-language newspaper in Spain, and her historical thriller series, the Landon mysteries highlighted in Sussex World in the UK, drawing attention across international media.
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E.J. Wood is a British writer of dark romance and thrillers with imperfect, morally grey characters. Stories that kiss you sweetly before they tear you apart, luring you in with tenderness and leaving you breathless in ruins.
Her often comical experiences of life in Spain encouraged her to write her *Get Spained* memoirs.
Her GET SPAINED series has been featured in The EuroWeekly, a leading English-language newspaper in Spain, and her historical thriller series, the Landon mysteries highlighted in Sussex World in the UK, drawing attention across international media.
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Displaying 1 - 17 of 17 reviews
November 8, 2020
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Warning explicit content. This little short read is just a light hearted belly busting stress release. I can see why Wood wrote it during a stressful time in her life. I'm delighted Wood is British, the brits can be very humorous at times so the tongue-in-cheek erotic humor was exactly as she described; some comedic stress release. Heck, we all need some of that now and then.
I read this as soon as it became available. Having read another book by this author, I knew I would enjoy this one. The Fantasiser is just that; a fantasy. This book is so dirty, crass and kinky I felt like a perv just reading it! It got better and better. A laugh out loud belly busting laugh. If 3somes, breasts, lesbians and old perverts offends you, do not read this book!
Warning explicit content. This little short read is just a light hearted belly busting stress release. I can see why Wood wrote it during a stressful time in her life. I'm delighted Wood is British, the brits can be very humorous at times so the tongue-in-cheek erotic humor was exactly as she described; some comedic stress release. Heck, we all need some of that now and then.
I read this as soon as it became available. Having read another book by this author, I knew I would enjoy this one. The Fantasiser is just that; a fantasy. This book is so dirty, crass and kinky I felt like a perv just reading it! It got better and better. A laugh out loud belly busting laugh. If 3somes, breasts, lesbians and old perverts offends you, do not read this book!
April 16, 2019
UTTERLY SLUTTILY
I learnt a few things in this book! I'm a big fan of Wood, this is my second book by this author.
She tells a wonderful erotic story that was so much fun to read. I am a big fan of her writing and read this in one day. I couldn't put it down.
Ileana is a funny character that does far too much thinking, her overactive imagination is like the girl of my dreams!
A very light hearted funny short read.
I learnt a few things in this book! I'm a big fan of Wood, this is my second book by this author.
She tells a wonderful erotic story that was so much fun to read. I am a big fan of her writing and read this in one day. I couldn't put it down.
Ileana is a funny character that does far too much thinking, her overactive imagination is like the girl of my dreams!
A very light hearted funny short read.
April 6, 2019
One of the funniest things I have read in a very long time.
April 14, 2019
This was a fab short read. I laughed and laughed and learnt a few things too! What a crack. I'd recommend this read to anyone that wants a laugh and enjoys erotica.
April 11, 2019
This story has some of the most colorful language i have ever read the writer did a great deal of research or is a chronic masturbater only she know's.
October 5, 2020
WTF I spent 0.83p on this and spent the rest of the day wetting myself laughing. Exactly as the title says, a fantasy! I found it hilarious! So bad it's good!
September 10, 2023
I’m a big fan of EJ Wood. I think I’ve read, in one form or another, just about everything she’s written.
The Fantasizer is just that… a series of fantasies of a young lady about her and the people around her. Her roommate included.
It’s a quick read, making it easy to read thru it multiple times, if the mood strikes you.
The Fantasizer is just that… a series of fantasies of a young lady about her and the people around her. Her roommate included.
It’s a quick read, making it easy to read thru it multiple times, if the mood strikes you.
October 5, 2020
Gave in after several people had recommended it. This was hands down one of the crudest yet funniest things I have ever read in my life! It's perverted, disturbing, grotesque, shocking and absolutely brilliant! A definite read if you are needed a laugh. Kudos to Wood for having a sense of humour :D
April 13, 2019
The flow of the dreamy writing style kind of works, but this book is not for dudes. One for the ladies me thinks.
April 30, 2019
A quick funny erotic read.
July 3, 2018
Recommend anyone who reads it to have a very open mind and a sense of humor.
June 28, 2018
You have to have a very open mind if you want to read these short stories. I liked them.
August 14, 2018
erotic and funny
August 14, 2018
erotic and funny
August 14, 2018
the best of the 3, erotic and funny
October 5, 2020
You had me at “Most of the guests here are psychotic gang bangers anyway!”
February 25, 2021
Where can I find this series?
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