"Is this a joke?" he asks.
Jimin shrugs and puts the mug down. "Does it seem like a joke to you?"
"No, but I'm kinda hoping it is."
"It's not a joke."
This is just slightly—how to say it? Fucked up.
"Hyung," Jungkook begins saying. "Did you just offer me a flier that allows me to have a free session with a prostate masseur?"
PROMPT: Jungkook going for a sensual prostate massage - excuse him he hasn't gotten laid in months - and there he meets Taehyung, his hot masseur.