It's a monster mash (up)!
I've been saving this book, and with Halloween only a few days away, I finally indulged in this appropriately-themed Pride and Prejudice/Northfanger Abbey variation. It's filled with characters from both books encountering, being murdered by, or becoming vampires.
In this particular Austen universe, the Morland, Bennet, and Collins families are related, and Mr. Bennet also has a brother named Silas.
Elizabeth is on her way to Hunsford to visit her friend Charlotte Collins, but here she's accompanied only by her cousin Catherine Morland. Things start out more or less consistent with canon: Colonel Fitzwilliam and Mr. Darcy come to call at the parsonage, where the colonel's manners are friendly and engaging while Darcy mostly stares out the window or at Elizabeth. Charlotte and Catherine believe Mr. Darcy admires Elizabeth, who is quite certain they're mistaken.
An eventful evening at Rosings changes the tone abruptly. A crazed vampire crashes the party, Lady Catherine and Mr. Collins are killed, and Elizabeth proves herself to be a cross between a vampire-whisperer and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Ironically, Catherine, who yearns for some novel-like adventure to spice up her humdrum life, is absent for the early carnage, and the others decide it's best not to explain the unfathomable situation to her. They do bring her with them them to Bath, where Elizabeth hopes her uncle Silas can assist the young vampire now in their midst.
In Bath, the Thornes and Tilneys enter the story. Isabella Thorne recently became engaged to Catherine's brother James, who was shocked to learn that, with Mr. Collins's death, he is now heir to Longbourn. Isabella eagerly promotes a match between her own brother and Catherine, but Catherine is much more interested in her new acquaintance, Henry Tilney. Meanwhile, the others are frustrated in their efforts to find Silas Bennet while trying to elude villainous vampires.
The story gets and more outrageous. Naturally, the penultimate scene takes place at Northanger Abbey. A battle there pits good vampires (who protect humans) against the evil ones. A lot of blood is shed throughout the entire book, but it's of a rather cartoonist variety even when stakes are driven through hearts and heads are lopped off.
Romance isn't ignored, either. Vampires can see and smell emotions emanating from the humans nearby. These descriptions serve to underscore the obvious attractions the characters demonstrate with their actions and words. We find the expected pairings (Elizabeth and Darcy, Catherine and Henry), but others fall in love, too -- some pairs are more surprising than others.
The mashed-up, vampired-up plot is entertaining and well-executed. While the writing generally is quite good, there are a number of simple errors (missing words, misspelled words) here and there. Content is shocking but clean.😉
I thoroughly enjoyed it. Great read in keeping with the Halloween spirit!