A BOOK FOR SCHMUCKS
At the time this book was written, the only hope any writer had of interesting a publisher in a work on Jerry Lewis was to offer them a scathing one, a hatchet job. Shawn Levy turned one in and made some money. As he says at NiemanStoryboard.org, “When I think of writing a book, I think of a New York Publisher writing a check.” That about sums up his dedication to his craft.
From the early 50s to the late 60s, Jerry Lewis was as big a star in the U.S. as any who came before him or have followed, and to this day he remains a star around the globe. In the late 60s (more than ten years after his breakup with Dean Martin) his star at last began to fade. He had a twenty-year ride at the top, and that’s a success story. But not in Levy’s book.
Levy portrays Lewis throughout his years with Martin as a young man destined to self-destruct. After the breakup of the team, Levy can’t disregard Lewis’s decade more of box-office success (during which he became the highest paid performer both in film and on television), but he can quote from bad reviews (most U.S. critics being contemptuous of Lewis, due to his being hailed as a genius in Europe), deliver gossip from countless anonymous sources, and throw in enough snide remarks of his own that you’re likely to forget that, long before Lewis’s star began to fade in this country, we had already lost our taste for Abbott and Costello, Hope and Crosby, The Three Stooges, Don Knotts, Phyllis Diller – for wacky comedy, period. (On TV, even Lucille Ball was unable to carry her 50s’ success through the 60s. If Lewis is the King of Flop Sweat, what does that make Lucille Ball?)
Though Lewis’s successes since the 60s haven’t been as consistent as they were before, he goes on having them, both in film, on television, and on Broadway. Even as Levy was writing his book, Lewis became the highest paid performer ever to appear on the Broadway stage.
The book is littered with inaccuracies, but I’ll limit myself to those pertaining to THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED, the most legendary of all unfinished films. Levy perpetuates the fallacy that Lewis showed the film to comedian Harry Shearer, who in turn told Lewis the film was terrible, provoking Lewis into a rage. In reality, Shearer has acknowledged that Lewis DIDN’T show him the film - he sneaked a look at it behind Lewis’s back (or else made the story up to boost his reputation). That the ridicule of so lowly an individual as Harry Shearer has actually impacted the public’s view of THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED is disgraceful, but Shearer’s ridicule is mild compared to Levy’s.
When Lewis points to the public’s shifting taste in comedy as a reason for his box office decline, Levy likens him to Norma Desmond in SUNSET BOULEVARD. When Lewis says, “I don’t expect the critics to say bravo, but I want them to LOOK at my films, not send some kid from the copy office and say, ‘Tell me what the plot is and I’ll fill up a few lines,’” Levy’s response is: “Did he really expect critics to apply themselves to HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER?” (Yes, I think he actually did, and so did the public who read those reviews - it’s disturbing to consider that Levy was a critic at the time he wrote the book.) Levy characterizes Lewis, in his capacity as MDA chairman, as “the most visible and arrogant of bigots, making a spectacle of his insensitivity” and growing “creepier than ever” in the 90s, when the telethons, no longer attracting the biggest names in show business, become “a refuge for [his] old friends (Steve Lawrence, Eydie Gorme, Norm Crosby).” When Lewis receives the French Legion of Honor (placing him in the company of Louis Pasteur, Albert Schweitzer, John F. Kennedy, Emile Zola, Charles de Gaulle, Dwight Eisenhower, General Pershing, and Alfred Hitchcock), Levy calls it “startling,” and mocks him for wearing his ribbon back into the U.S. later that month. When Lewis serves on the jury at the Cannes Film Festival in 1979, Levy writes, “That year’s top prize was split between Volker Schlondorff’s THE TIN DRUM and Francis Ford Coppola’s APOCALYPSE NOW – a movie about a child in Nazi Germany who refuses to grow up, and a war epic about an irrational general who sets himself up as a god on the outer reaches of the Vietnam War. Jerry must have felt right at home.” This is among the most telling passages in the book. It shows us Levy’s disdain for Lewis, and it suggests his view of himself: If Colonel Kurtz is Lewis, then who can Willard be but Levy readying us for the big slaughter at the finale? I guess even small doses of fame can make a man delusional.
Some of Levy’s attacks are so over the top as to be incomprehensible. When Lewis has his fourth child and says, “Now I’m even with Bing Crosby,” Levy notes that Lewis fails to mention Dean Martin, who at this time has seven kids. (Four is four, seven is seven, right? So why should Lewis mention Martin, who isn’t even in his life at this point?) Probably the strangest part of the book comes when Lewis’s first wife Patti and two of their sons break into a locked drawer in Lewis’s bathroom and find “pills and two loaded pistols. ‘My God in Heaven!’ Patti screamed. ‘I almost vomited,’ Joseph recalled.” But why? Lewis had already defended the family with a gun against an intruder, and Lewis was the first to realize he had an addiction to painkillers. Should the drugs and guns not have been locked up in a drawer? It’s interesting also that Levy finds no fault with Patti or the kids for violating Lewis’s privacy. The only villain in his book is Lewis himself.
At the same time Levy was writing his book, James Neibaur and Ted Okuda were writing “The Jerry Lewis Films: An Analytical Filmography.” It’s interesting to compare the Lewis-quotes provided by Levy in his book to the quotes found in the latter. In the quotes that Levy draws from, Lewis is consistently either boasting of his greatness or blaming others for his failures. He’s paranoid, egomaniacal, and so prone to rages that Levy claims he has nightmares about him. The quotes in the filmography show a side of Lewis Levy keeps hidden from us. He’s actually human, actually self-deprecating. Of THE FAMILY JEWELS he says, “The mistake I made was that I was trying to accommodate the budget and not the material.” Of THE BIG MOUTH, “I was having a great time in my life, but sometimes when you’re in control of a project, the tendency is to believe it’s far greater than it actually is.” Of HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER, “Sometimes my input can be wrong. I’m not infallible – even though I believe I am. (laughs)”. Of HARDLY WORKING, “It just wasn’t good work, and nobody but myself was responsible for it.”
Levy never takes into account that Lewis’s hostility toward the U.S. press is due in no small part to his having been subjected (for going on 70 years now) to the kind of brutal, manipulative tactics employed by Levy himself on virtually every page of his book. This is an author, after all, who uses The National Enquirer as a source and expects his readers not to bat an eye. At one point, in an attempt to portray Lewis as “tantrum-prone,” he quotes Lewis speaking of the press: “I was not put on this earth to please those who would be happiest if I went on my ass. I’m here for me. And if I contribute something for all of you while doing what I need to do for me, I’ve lived a life. I’ll sit in the corner and let you pound me if I’ve got it coming. If I don’t have it coming, you’d better know what you’re doing, because you’re tangling with a g*ddamn son of a bitch.” Levy’s anti-Lewis bias is so deeply ingrained that he can’t hear himself implicated by these words, much less grasp that they convey no tantrum at all, but are simply the words of a man standing up for himself. “The answer to all my critics is simple,” Lewis says. “I like me. I like what I’ve become. I’m proud of what I’ve achieved. I may have an ego that’s bigger than others’, but thank God for that, if it’s brought me to where I am.”
For a better book on Lewis, I would recommend Frank Krutnik’s INVENTING JERRY LEWIS, published in 2000. Lewis is as hostile toward Frank Krutnik as he was toward Shawn Levy, and there’s enough dirt in the book to keep any dirt-lover happy. But Krutnik is a better writer and wrote a better book.