snarky, bantery, and spicy
Whitney G is such a guilty pleasure; her books make me smile, giggle, annnnnd get a little hot as well 😅.
Savannah’s been working for her cocky of a boss, Garrett, for a while. She knows him to a T; so much so that when their mandatory Christmas party starts coming up, she needs to get him a gift (Secret Santa), but because she doesn’t wanna put any thought into it and wants to stick it to him, she regifts the sweater her sister buys her every year.
Every😐 year 😐
Except this year 😬
No, this year, her sister gave her a toy… but not just any toy 😬… she got her the kind of toy only women use 😅, along with a note detailing how she could fantasize about her boss while using it 🫣.
Cue secondhand embarrassment 🫣😬😭.
And now, Garrett wants to meet with her to discuss this present… and she’s gonna do her best to avoid him 😬.
Good luck with that 💁🏻♀️
What I liked/loved: possible spoilers
—the banter 🤣. These two are so damn quick with it. I. Freaking. Luuuuurve it 👏🏻. I found myself giggling, like usual, and also side eyeing Garrett 👀 he’s so damn confident 😉
—the dirty talk 🔥. Garett has one diiiirty mouth 🥵. I would’ve loved to hear more of it, but the book’s not long enough 😭
—the 🔥. We only get one detailed and other scenes that become FTB, but I was okay with it (for the most part 😐)
—showing up on her “sick” trip 🤣. Ermagod 🤣💀 not Garrett showing up when Savannah supposedly had a flesh-eating bacteria 🤣. He’s so 💅💁🏻♀️
—the boss forums 🤣💀. Oh no no no 🤣🤣🤣 no the employees talking ish about their bosses 🤣. I was 💀
—the bachelor ceremony ❤️🤣. The freaking audacity 🤡. People waiting to get a rose to see about job security is everything 🤣
—the sweet stuff Garrett does behind her back ❤️. She doesn’t realize the lengths he’s gone for her 🫶🥹 (even giving her bf money to take her out on a date😐🤡)
—Garrett’s alpha/cockiness 💁🏻♀️
—they’ve been wanting each other 👀 (damn fraternization policy 😑)
What I wanted more of:
—for it to be longer 😭
—a better epilogue 😭 give me many years into the future please 🥺
—so, if they’ve been wanting each other, why did it take so long to date? 😑 at one point, she mentions he’s a manwhore 😐. Sigh. We only know of one boyfriend that she had (that’s mentioned); I hope she wasn’t waiting around too long for him 😐😑 lol. When she says no other women, I wish he would’ve told her there hasn’t been any in a long time 😭. Ugh. Oh well.
Overall, I really enjoyed this❤️.
⚠️ safety squad ⚠️
-no cheating/sharing/owd
-omd*- the h has a boyfriend in the past. He breaks up with her when he thinks she’s cheating on him
-condom/no info on previous sexual experience for either one
-HEA/epilogue/a year later