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452 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 2020

I'd programmed myself out of a job on ['The Perfect Kiss'] but as a consolation I got to play musical frogs on the track, a first for me and possibly all mankind.
Learning how the [tank] worked was both frustrating and very satisfying, though probably not as satisfying as discovering that its gun had a range of ten miles, making Bernard's house an easy target.
We began to be nominated for various awards. The ones with elderly statesman-like titles: 'Lifetime Achievement Award', that sort of thing. These seemed to suggest that perhaps our life might be reaching its useful end.
I came to think of them as 'Fuck Off and Die' awards. 'They used to be really good, you know' sort of things.