A 60-points / 7 pages crash course in corporate culture. Use at your own risk. Ever felt the wish that you had a time machine to go back and tell your younger, greener self how things would be like in your corporate future? Well this booklet is for you. In a fast-paced series of only 60 bullet-points, it outlines some of the things that make today's corporate culture so toxic. Although it is written in the imperative form, yet they are not meant to be used, but it is more of a cautionary sign. In all cases use your brains and stick to the golden rule.