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Getting Screwged
A Billionaire Bodyguard Christmas Romance
Turn the Elf on the shelf away for this naughty tale! Christmas comes once a year, but Eve will be coming every night!
I get what I want. But my hot bodyguard knows every little sweet thing my body needs this Christmas. It's Christmas eve, just another day for me. Staying home to unwrap presents in an empty home isn't my idea of fun. Hanging out with friends, making bad choices and losing my pesky V card seems like the better option. At least I won't be alone.
Until he shows up.
Captain Dyson is everything you imagine a former Marine to be. Sinfully gorgeous, intimidating AF, and deliciously hard all over. Just the kind of man you never want to tick off. Of course, it's my new favorite hobby when he thinks he'll be dragging me home for another empty Christmas with my scrooge father.
But the arrogant Marine has no intentions of waiting for my permission. When a freak snowstorm lands us secluded and all alone, it’s just me, my handsome well-dressed bodyguard, a handful of those bad ideas I mentioned. And a whole lot of snow. It doesn't take me long to learn I like the way my guard uses his body to warm me up by the fire and chase away the wintery chills. Suddenly Christmas isn't looking so bad after all.
You see, I've made a list and he's checking it twice. If I'm naughty he's promised I'll get every inch of my present.
My bodyguard is about to find out his sweet Eve is more naughty than nice.
Turn the Elf on the shelf away for this naughty tale! Christmas comes once a year, but Eve will be coming every night!
I get what I want. But my hot bodyguard knows every little sweet thing my body needs this Christmas. It's Christmas eve, just another day for me. Staying home to unwrap presents in an empty home isn't my idea of fun. Hanging out with friends, making bad choices and losing my pesky V card seems like the better option. At least I won't be alone.
Until he shows up.
Captain Dyson is everything you imagine a former Marine to be. Sinfully gorgeous, intimidating AF, and deliciously hard all over. Just the kind of man you never want to tick off. Of course, it's my new favorite hobby when he thinks he'll be dragging me home for another empty Christmas with my scrooge father.
But the arrogant Marine has no intentions of waiting for my permission. When a freak snowstorm lands us secluded and all alone, it’s just me, my handsome well-dressed bodyguard, a handful of those bad ideas I mentioned. And a whole lot of snow. It doesn't take me long to learn I like the way my guard uses his body to warm me up by the fire and chase away the wintery chills. Suddenly Christmas isn't looking so bad after all.
You see, I've made a list and he's checking it twice. If I'm naughty he's promised I'll get every inch of my present.
My bodyguard is about to find out his sweet Eve is more naughty than nice.
75 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 11, 2020
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Penelope Wylde
139 books527 followersRomance author Penelope Wylde is the naughty alter ego of a rebel southern belle who loves writing extra dirty, over-the-top romances that are NSFW. She loves beach time, sunsets, and all the book boyfriends she can fantasize about.
Wylde readers like it naughty, a bit sweet and always with a wicked happily-ever-after and Penelope always delivers! No matter what you're in the mood for all her heroes are bad boy sinners at heart and will make you swoon for them on every steam page.
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Wylde readers like it naughty, a bit sweet and always with a wicked happily-ever-after and Penelope always delivers! No matter what you're in the mood for all her heroes are bad boy sinners at heart and will make you swoon for them on every steam page.
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December 11, 2020
Fast pace some steamy moments.
Gabriel is doing a favor for a old friend and thats bring his daughter home for Xmas, hes seeing alot of rich kids and when he spots Evie at first he doesnt recognize her shes different and well his body finds her 🔥🔥🔥
As for Evie she knows who Gabe is she hasn't seen him in 3 years and she annoyed knowing her father doing and messing up her vacation. Saved and tossed over his shoulder Evie and Gabriel have sexuap tension between the two and well Evie can push Gabe buttons and she does push them. Few times she was annoying on how bratty she was. But gabe knew how to handle her lol.
They do have a moment of we can't but glad it doesn't last long for them to want forever.
No ow/om drama, no cheating, sexy times, virgin gal and no manwhore
Recommend- yes
Cover-⭐⭐⭐
Slowinsta
Older/younger couple
Slight Push away from both
Safe
No condom
Hea
Epilogue
Gabriel is doing a favor for a old friend and thats bring his daughter home for Xmas, hes seeing alot of rich kids and when he spots Evie at first he doesnt recognize her shes different and well his body finds her 🔥🔥🔥
As for Evie she knows who Gabe is she hasn't seen him in 3 years and she annoyed knowing her father doing and messing up her vacation. Saved and tossed over his shoulder Evie and Gabriel have sexuap tension between the two and well Evie can push Gabe buttons and she does push them. Few times she was annoying on how bratty she was. But gabe knew how to handle her lol.
They do have a moment of we can't but glad it doesn't last long for them to want forever.
No ow/om drama, no cheating, sexy times, virgin gal and no manwhore
Recommend- yes
Cover-⭐⭐⭐
Slowinsta
Older/younger couple
Slight Push away from both
Safe
No condom
Hea
Epilogue
December 19, 2020
Getting Screwged by Penelope Wylde is an incredibly hot and sexy holiday romance read!
Reading this book put me on Santa’s naughty list and I’m totally okay with that! Seriously though, this book is a smutty InstaLove holiday romance that will warm you up quicker than a cup of cocoa. Once I picked it up I couldn’t put it down and when I did, I needed a cold shower - Merry Christmas indeed! TBR and Enjoy!
Reading this book put me on Santa’s naughty list and I’m totally okay with that! Seriously though, this book is a smutty InstaLove holiday romance that will warm you up quicker than a cup of cocoa. Once I picked it up I couldn’t put it down and when I did, I needed a cold shower - Merry Christmas indeed! TBR and Enjoy!
January 2, 2021
You see, I've made a list and he's checking it twice. If I'm naughty he's promised I'll get every inch of my present.
My bodyguard is about to find out his sweet Holly is more naughty than nice.
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December 12, 2020
This was one steamy story that would have melted the snow off any mountain. Gabe is older and sparks fly when he sees Evie all grown up. Some moments had me angry at her as she seemed bratty and immature but I liked how Gabe handled her. It's sexy and a great read to curl up with for an hour to relax.
January 16, 2023
What a Christmas wish to come true!
Gabe is sent to track down Evie and bring her home for Christmas. Only, Evie doesn't want to spend the holiday alone once again. It turns out, getting caught in a snowstorm is just the thing she needs, especially after confessing to Gabe that she's still a virgin.
But Gabe is older than her and her father's best friend. But seeing Evie again after all these years brings out his protective side and he wants her to be his. Only, what will her father have to say about all this?
Evie and Gabe get their happy ending in this stand-alone book.
I loved that it was established that Gabe hasn't seen Evie in years and that it is just now that he sees her as a woman and someone who's desirable. And even though Evie had a crush on him at 15, there was nothing there. I do have to wonder how they planned to tell Evie's father after Christmas if he didn't track them down.
Gabe is sent to track down Evie and bring her home for Christmas. Only, Evie doesn't want to spend the holiday alone once again. It turns out, getting caught in a snowstorm is just the thing she needs, especially after confessing to Gabe that she's still a virgin.
But Gabe is older than her and her father's best friend. But seeing Evie again after all these years brings out his protective side and he wants her to be his. Only, what will her father have to say about all this?
Evie and Gabe get their happy ending in this stand-alone book.
I loved that it was established that Gabe hasn't seen Evie in years and that it is just now that he sees her as a woman and someone who's desirable. And even though Evie had a crush on him at 15, there was nothing there. I do have to wonder how they planned to tell Evie's father after Christmas if he didn't track them down.
December 12, 2020
Not my cup of tea, far too much of " This pussy is mine"
December 13, 2020
I bought the book on Amazon after seeing it was attached in a series with book one.
-I liked the insta love between Gabriel and Evie. It might not have been so insta but long-going without anyone knowing or acknowledging.
-I liked how it was connected to the village of Christmas, like the other books in the series.
-Gabriel is super Alpha and doesn't mind showing it and Evie lust after it.
-I felt a little bad for Evie's father but everything went well.
-So there's not much of a story, more bedroom scenes, but it was a fun ride nonetheless.
-Editing: Missing words (Yeah, I don’t we’ll make, This really what, at driving in snow). Wrong tense (Getting something warm on, and I’m grabbed at anything).
-Gabriel thinks quantity/quality makes babies instead of timing (eye roll here): "We made l*ve three more times last night and welcomed the sun with a glorious clim*x that left us both so drained there was no way my ice princess wasn’t carrying my baby."
-I liked the insta love between Gabriel and Evie. It might not have been so insta but long-going without anyone knowing or acknowledging.
-I liked how it was connected to the village of Christmas, like the other books in the series.
-Gabriel is super Alpha and doesn't mind showing it and Evie lust after it.
-I felt a little bad for Evie's father but everything went well.
-So there's not much of a story, more bedroom scenes, but it was a fun ride nonetheless.
-Editing: Missing words (Yeah, I don’t we’ll make, This really what, at driving in snow). Wrong tense (Getting something warm on, and I’m grabbed at anything).
-Gabriel thinks quantity/quality makes babies instead of timing (eye roll here): "We made l*ve three more times last night and welcomed the sun with a glorious clim*x that left us both so drained there was no way my ice princess wasn’t carrying my baby."
January 17, 2021
I really enjoyed this short story. It did have some grammar errors but still a great story. The characters are well developed and have amazing chemistry.
Gabriel is retired military and works on Wall street. His old commanding officer and friend calls him to bring his daughter home for Christmas when she skipped out on him.
Evie appears to be a spoiled brat, stubborn and had a secret crush on Gabriel when she was growing up.
Gabriel finds Evie and can't believe how beautiful and grown up she is. When she refuses to come with him, he slaps handcuffs on her and throws her over his shoulder and carries her to his truck. The weather is really bad so they have to pull off into a dumpy motel for the night. Evie starts mouthing off and he spanks her. The next morning they head to a better motel in the next town called Christmas. Here they learn a lot about each other and their story takes you on a wonderful journey.
Gabriel is retired military and works on Wall street. His old commanding officer and friend calls him to bring his daughter home for Christmas when she skipped out on him.
Evie appears to be a spoiled brat, stubborn and had a secret crush on Gabriel when she was growing up.
Gabriel finds Evie and can't believe how beautiful and grown up she is. When she refuses to come with him, he slaps handcuffs on her and throws her over his shoulder and carries her to his truck. The weather is really bad so they have to pull off into a dumpy motel for the night. Evie starts mouthing off and he spanks her. The next morning they head to a better motel in the next town called Christmas. Here they learn a lot about each other and their story takes you on a wonderful journey.
December 12, 2020
As Christmas approaches, ex-Marine Gabriel is called upon by his former commanding officer and still good friend to find his daughter and bring her back. Gabriel finds the young, innocent Evie - and soon he is determined to claim the nubile virgin for himself. Evie comes off at the beginning as a bit of a brat, but underneath it all is a young woman who has been denied the attention of her only parent for most of her life. Gabriel shows her she is worthy of love and devotion and both of them learn that when it comes to love, there are no rules around time, age or circumstance. Penelope Wylde's contribution to the multi-author Santa's Coming novella series is a hot and steamy Christmas forbidden romance that will heat you up on a cold winter's night.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
June 29, 2021
They are both getting coal in their stockings...but they definitely don't care!
*** 4 1/2 Stars ***
With the heat wave on I needed to cool down so I figured what better way than to read a couple Christmas themed books. But I forgot just how how Penelope Wylde can be and Getting Screwged will melt ice and rivals the heat outside right now. This book is part of the multi-author Santa's Coming series and it is a whole lot of fun and frisky naughtiness. It might even get you coal in your stocking from Santa. I adored this older man/younger woman with best friend's daughter/father's best friend taboo story about Evie and Gabriel. This is just an enjoyable and smexy hot short story with an interesting story-line and great characters.
*** 4 1/2 Stars ***
With the heat wave on I needed to cool down so I figured what better way than to read a couple Christmas themed books. But I forgot just how how Penelope Wylde can be and Getting Screwged will melt ice and rivals the heat outside right now. This book is part of the multi-author Santa's Coming series and it is a whole lot of fun and frisky naughtiness. It might even get you coal in your stocking from Santa. I adored this older man/younger woman with best friend's daughter/father's best friend taboo story about Evie and Gabriel. This is just an enjoyable and smexy hot short story with an interesting story-line and great characters.
November 21, 2021
Wow loved this
Gabriel is sent to retrieve Evie his best friends daughter back home for Christmas. What Gabriel doesn’t expect is to give his heart to Evie.
Evie has payed for her own vacation this Christmas as she is not spending alone at home again because her father is too busy to be there with Evie. When Gabriel turns up her crush from years ago he ends up taking Evie from her holiday back home but that plan has to change because of the snow storm.
Gabriel has to stop and get shelter from the snow storm and him and Evie lose their hearts to each other first Evie doesn’t thing Gabriel is serious about her staying with him but after her dad turns up and sees Gabriel with Evie she knows how serious he actually is she is his as he is hers.
Gabriel is sent to retrieve Evie his best friends daughter back home for Christmas. What Gabriel doesn’t expect is to give his heart to Evie.
Evie has payed for her own vacation this Christmas as she is not spending alone at home again because her father is too busy to be there with Evie. When Gabriel turns up her crush from years ago he ends up taking Evie from her holiday back home but that plan has to change because of the snow storm.
Gabriel has to stop and get shelter from the snow storm and him and Evie lose their hearts to each other first Evie doesn’t thing Gabriel is serious about her staying with him but after her dad turns up and sees Gabriel with Evie she knows how serious he actually is she is his as he is hers.
June 29, 2024
Evie (h) thought she could escape her father's overbearing influence by retreating to a luxurious mountain resort for Christmas. But when her father sends Gabriel (H), a rugged former Marine and her childhood crush, to bring her home, her holiday plans take an unexpected turn. Gabriel's mission is to protect Evie, but their fiery heat and the looming snowstorm complicate things. As they're forced to face their feelings amidst the storm, Evie and Gabriel discover that their connection is undeniable as things heat up between the two. Gabriel struggles to balance his duty with his desire, even as Evie has to choose love or rebellion. Hot and steamy grumpy sunshine, age gap, Christmas romance. Also published as "High Heat Holiday Bodyguard."
December 11, 2020
A Sassy Santa Series.
This is a holiday themed romantic novellas written by several authors
This one is offered by the wonderful writer m Penelope Wylde. My Wylde’s gift for writing snappy internal dialogue shines brightly thru the bodyguard, Gabe and especially Evie. You could consider this an older alpha man and a younger woman that turns into love thanks to a blizzard.
There is nothing dramatic or harrowing that occurs, just a book that will take your mind away to other pleasures. I’m definitely recommending this book for your reading enjoyment. Peace.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
This is a holiday themed romantic novellas written by several authors
This one is offered by the wonderful writer m Penelope Wylde. My Wylde’s gift for writing snappy internal dialogue shines brightly thru the bodyguard, Gabe and especially Evie. You could consider this an older alpha man and a younger woman that turns into love thanks to a blizzard.
There is nothing dramatic or harrowing that occurs, just a book that will take your mind away to other pleasures. I’m definitely recommending this book for your reading enjoyment. Peace.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
December 11, 2020
This is a wonderful addition to this multi author world guaranteed to get you into the Christmas spirit and only a quick read because we all know how busy we are at this time of the year
Gabe is doing his friend a favour by bringing his daughter home from college for Christmas but he is having trouble picking her out of all the other rich college kids then he sees her she has changed quite bit in the last three years and his body reacts instantly to her Evie has crushed on Gabe for a while and she is more than willing to push his buttons Will these two give into their attraction and will it be a fling or will it develop into much more You will have to read to see
Gabe is doing his friend a favour by bringing his daughter home from college for Christmas but he is having trouble picking her out of all the other rich college kids then he sees her she has changed quite bit in the last three years and his body reacts instantly to her Evie has crushed on Gabe for a while and she is more than willing to push his buttons Will these two give into their attraction and will it be a fling or will it develop into much more You will have to read to see
December 14, 2020
This was a very hot and steamy romance! Evie and Gabriel have quite the explosive chemistry together. I love that Gabriel knows what he wants and isn't afraid to get it, no matter what. I love that Evie's first impressions were just a persona that she adopts and that it is totally different than who she really is. I thought their interactions were fun and sexy, and that this book was very entertaining and enjoyable to read!
I rate this book 4.5 stars.
I received a free advanced review copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving my fair and honest opinion.
I rate this book 4.5 stars.
I received a free advanced review copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving my fair and honest opinion.
December 11, 2020
An enjoyable, fast pace, steamy holiday romance! It is a well written, well developed, emotionally deep, and engaging page turner that moves at a brisk pace and will leave you wanting more. The characters are likeable (Gabriel is all alpha; Evie is sassy); the chemistry between them is instant and off the charts. Definitely recommended!
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
December 16, 2020
This well-written book 5 in A Billionaire Bodyguard Christmas Romance Series is n enjoyable, fast-paced , steamy holiday romancewith amazing characters. This story is a well constructed, well developed, emotionally deep, with engaging page turning scenes. This story will have you wanting more of everything. These characters are likeable with instant chemistry that is off the charts
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
January 7, 2021
I enjoyed this quick story!
Evie has had a crush on Gabriel since she’s been a little girl. The only problem, Gabriel is her Dads’ friend.
Evie’s Dad had entrusted Gabriel to return Evie home for Christmas, but a snow storm is coming and they need to seek shelter. Evie is determine to act on her feelings for Gabriel, even if it’s just for one night.
But what happens when Gabriel doesn’t want only one night? Will Evie want the same? And if so, where do they stand with Evies’ father?
Evie has had a crush on Gabriel since she’s been a little girl. The only problem, Gabriel is her Dads’ friend.
Evie’s Dad had entrusted Gabriel to return Evie home for Christmas, but a snow storm is coming and they need to seek shelter. Evie is determine to act on her feelings for Gabriel, even if it’s just for one night.
But what happens when Gabriel doesn’t want only one night? Will Evie want the same? And if so, where do they stand with Evies’ father?
December 4, 2021
Great book
Evie just wanted to get away for Christmas she worked hard saved her money and went for to go away. But of course her dad sent someone to come get her and bring her home. Gabriel was sent he walked in to see five guys about to do something bad to her and he went into protective mode. They traveled and far as they could with the weather and went to a small town and stayed and one thing lead to another and they got their happy ever
Evie just wanted to get away for Christmas she worked hard saved her money and went for to go away. But of course her dad sent someone to come get her and bring her home. Gabriel was sent he walked in to see five guys about to do something bad to her and he went into protective mode. They traveled and far as they could with the weather and went to a small town and stayed and one thing lead to another and they got their happy ever
December 16, 2020
Christmas Magic
Gabriel is not looking forward to his job. Being tasked with getting a spoiled princess back to her father is the last thing he wants to do right before Christmas. When he lays eyes on Evie he knows this woman is going to change his life for good. He just has to ger her in his arms and show her what love and Christmas Magic are all about.
Gabriel is not looking forward to his job. Being tasked with getting a spoiled princess back to her father is the last thing he wants to do right before Christmas. When he lays eyes on Evie he knows this woman is going to change his life for good. He just has to ger her in his arms and show her what love and Christmas Magic are all about.
December 14, 2022
Hot Holiday 🔥🎄❤
This was a nice read. This holiday season things gets very interesting. Gabriel is sent to retrieve his former commander's daughter. Eve just wants her dad's attention. This former marine Gabriel Dyson has finally found the woman of his dreams. The chemistry between them is hot. The sexual chemistry is 💥💥.
This was a nice read. This holiday season things gets very interesting. Gabriel is sent to retrieve his former commander's daughter. Eve just wants her dad's attention. This former marine Gabriel Dyson has finally found the woman of his dreams. The chemistry between them is hot. The sexual chemistry is 💥💥.
December 12, 2020
This was ok. The h was a brat at first and I can't stand characters who are written that way. She redeems herself but I still didn't really connect with her. The H was didn't seem very sympathetic when she told him why her life isnt perfect. Overall, it wasn't my favorite.
December 12, 2020
For starters, I LOVE the novels name. Very creative for this holiday time. I really enjoyed the read, Penelope has really done well with the writing!
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
December 13, 2020
I really don't like dad's best friends books. I read this book because it is part of this series. I think the writing is fine. I just didn't like the bratty kid attitude of Evie. The poor little rich girl drives me nuts.
December 15, 2020
Older man younger woman
So good! I loved the intensity between the two of them. They had great chemistry and heat. Imo not really a Christmas theme but it still had some in it. Super cute
So good! I loved the intensity between the two of them. They had great chemistry and heat. Imo not really a Christmas theme but it still had some in it. Super cute
December 6, 2021
This was my least favorite of the books so far. I have one more to go. This one was over the top. The characters were terrible and honestly Gabriel was creepy and it felt like he was highly inappropriate. I hated this one.
December 17, 2022
Fast, Fun, and Filthy
Loved this book. The story was fun. The characters of Gabriel and Evie were so meant for each other. I loved the ending ding. Penelope Wylde never disappoints me in her writing.
Loved this book. The story was fun. The characters of Gabriel and Evie were so meant for each other. I loved the ending ding. Penelope Wylde never disappoints me in her writing.
December 24, 2022
No bah-humbug here! 4 stars
There’s no feeling of bah-humbug for me with this novella! Enjoyed the possessiveness and protectiveness of Gabriel. Appreciated that Evie was more than she seemed. Steamy times hit the spot, so to speak! I love reading this author’s Christmas themed novellas!
There’s no feeling of bah-humbug for me with this novella! Enjoyed the possessiveness and protectiveness of Gabriel. Appreciated that Evie was more than she seemed. Steamy times hit the spot, so to speak! I love reading this author’s Christmas themed novellas!
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