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152 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 4, 2017
Lucky, they say, are those to whom the favor of the gods—or if not the favor of the gods then paternal klutziness—grants the privilege of experiencing things that deserve to be scribed!
Lucky also, it seems, are those who are entrusted to scribe on the tablets the things that deserved to be recorded, such as paternal klutziness and lapidary scatastrophes!
And even luckier are those, like Poulette and me, who are given the double privilege of finding themselves encased in greasy mortar and feeding the koalas.
Yup, the koalas . . .
Don't ask me why koalas . . . Can't you see it snot a good time?!
As for klutziness, if you don't know what that is, let's just say to keep it short that it's the specialty of generals, of top brass and rulers. But snot just them. Klutziness worms its way into everything. No need to be a high roller to be swimming in it. Klutziness has no end, no limit, and it's within the reach of any ol' poodle.
Epic klutziness, imperial klutziness, the lurid panache of klutziness pushed to heroic apogee and even to entropic scatastrophe—I fear we're the last of the klutzes.
but this, this was the scat's pajamas of scatastrophes. what we saw unfurl was essentially the end of days, the end of all setbacks and blowbacks. a free fall feetfirst into the apocalypse... into the fatal shitpit, if you like, which is to say into concrete.
We sent him back on the road to his hamlet. Cause he'd lost his way, the sad hepatic antiseptized and iodized idiot.
He kept heading down the alley to the Castle, as if intent on going for a bath in the manure pit of the former Crusaders.
We didn't take him prisoner cause we hate captivity more than anything.
If to live vanquished and without glory is to die each day, to live as a captive is to teem like a dead rat in the rank moat of time.