Codename: Misletoe: A Christmas Romance... With Explosions!

by Roland Hulme

It wasn't Mommy kissing Santa Claus - it was me! But, in my defense, I'm single, alone for the holidays, and this 'Sexy Santa' is a hunky stripper at a fancy, corporate Christmas party in New York. In fact, this sexy hunk of burly British beefcake would have been exactly what I needed to come down my chimney tonight - if our Christmas kisses hadn't been interrupted by a terrorist takeover!Now, this Sexy Santa and I are under fire, on the run, and stuck on the top floor of a towering skyscraper fighting for our lives. And the truly scary part? The way this Santa is snapping necks, shooting guns and keeping me safe... I'm starting to suspect he's not really a stripper at all! Talk about 'right girl, wrong time.' Surely there's no worse time to meet the girl of your dreams than the middle of a hostage situation. But these ruthless terrorists don't know the truth. I'm only humiliating myself as a Santa-themed stripper because I haven't got my green card yet. Before I'd come to New York, I'd been Mistletoe - a sergeant in B Squadron, 22 Regiment, Special Air Service. I'd traveled all around the world, met interesting people - and killed them.I'd come to America to find a new life. Instead, I've found Holly. I think she's the most amazing girl I've ever met. In fact, I'll do anything to keep her safe - and as these terrorists are discovering, I've got the skills and training to do exactly that. Mistletoe is a 42,000 word Christmas romance packed with explicit scenes of sizzling sensuality, taut excitement and intense emotion. Enjoy!

154 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 9, 2020

Reviews

[Rosemary · Rating 5 out of 5]

Oh yes, Santa came early to my Kindle! I have not found too many "holiday" books that live up to their hype but this one excelled. The book was so tongue and cheek with so many clichés that I normally would have rolled my eyes at but in this book, they were spot on. Poor Dex, life has dealt him a rough hand this past year and the only way he was been able to pay bills is by becoming an exotic dancer. Long hard fall for one of England's most elite ex special forces soldiers. Speaking of long hard falls, Holly never thought she would be stripping on Christmas Eve but turns out this is the only way to get out of debt. What starts out as a strange partnership between Dex and Holly ight become something neither of them expected, that is if the both can survive the night. Loved this book and it was just the story to get me into a sexy holiday spirit.

I was given an ARC in exchange for an honest and totally voluntary review.

[Nicole Normand · Rating 1 out of 5]

I found this book on sale via Hidden Gems. DNF 50%
Every thought had a "fuck" on it, be it from her or him, didn't matter. I put that one aside and suck it up. She jumps the guy the minute she's out of the elevator but keeps saying she's not like that. Wrong. "Back when my college boyfriend had broken up with me, I’d woken up the following morning with the varsity quarterback... and his best friend. Years earlier, back on Long Island, I’d found my first serious boyfriend making out with some slut at a house party – and wound up fucking his brother in his parent’s bedroom." He was "premium British beef" - yes we know, you told us multiple times. And then, he gets out to bring back help and he starts making out with the girl. Ugh. "Oh, shit – was I really doing this? Making out with this fucking beautiful girl… …while men with guns stalked the corridors outside?" Yep, you are. I'm done.