No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World After Gettin' Your Diploma

by Jeff Foxworthy

They say your school years are your best years. That's a lie. There are plenty of good days ahead of you, unless you took so long to graduate that people thought you were in the seventeenth grade. Now it's time to take what you've learned in classes such as math, biology, and introductory drywall hanging and make a success of your life. Okay, maybe you can at least stay off of COPS or Judge Judy . You might be a redneck if . . .

96 pages, Paperback

First published April 11, 2006

About the author

American comedian, mostly known for his "you might be a redneck if" jokes.

Currently he is the presenter of the game show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader"

Reviews

[Karen · Rating 4 out of 5]

Jeff Foxworthy has written a "laugh out loud" funny book about some of the descriptors that may identify a "redneck". He takes some of the in vogue signposts such as graduating from high school, getting a job, walking up to an ATM, getting a medical plan, walking into a bank, and even going into a Walmart store and stating what these signposts may indicate if you are a redneck. The illustrations are funny and spot on depicting what is being described perfectly.
Outrageously funny, mocking and absurd, and educational, it is a light read that will have the reader rocking in his/her chair...unless he is a redneck!

[Fredrick Danysh · Rating 3 out of 5]

This is a sampling of Jeff Foxworthy's you might be a redneck humor with illustrations. It is good clean fun that pokes at the redneck stereotype.

[Mark · Rating 3 out of 5]

I will not admit how many of these may or may not have hit pretty close to home.