Utter Udder Exploitation

by Elizabeth Bedlam

Miranda is dead. Lazarus is lonely. Jenny is abducted. And the Farmers are bored. ...Jenny watched the group around her, each one more pitiful than the last. Little worms that would never be worth a woman’s time…. The farmers needed a woman chained and submissive to feel like men….How pathetic...









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50 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 11, 2020

About the author

Elizabeth Bedlam is a writer of satire, dark humor, and low-brow literary fiction. She has been featured in anthologies and zines that you've probably never heard of including Anti-This/Anti-That, Low Life, Horror Sleaze Trash, and Soiled Purity.

Her most-read works include Rabbit Skin Glue and Lucy the Satanist. She has been praised for her realistic depictions of neurotic females.

Elizabeth is a Michigan native. She currently lives and writes from Melbourne, AU.

Correspond!
Instagram: @elizabeth.bedlam or @swann.bedlam
Email: elizabethbedlam@gmail.com
Website: swannbedlam.com

Reviews

[Mort · Rating 3 out of 5]

Remember that guy in the bar who said:
"Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?"

Please find his funeral arrangements at:
fuckershouldaknownbetter.com

[Sea Caummisar · Rating 5 out of 5]

What in the world did I just read? One of the most beautiful messes of a book I have ever read. This is an author I should have read sooner. Thanks to an awesome FB book club, the name Elizabeth Bedlam popped up. I stumbled across this book not sure how I would feel about men milking women. Turns out I enjoyed the disgusting brutality upon display. The details are so raw that I could picture each scene in my head, playing out like an obscure horror flick. As if kidnap and rape wasn't enough, this book had to add milking. I'm not sure why I laughed a few times, but I did.
If you are looking for something unusual and hardcore, look no further than this book. Highly recommended

[ᗩᑎᗪᖇᗴᗯ · Rating 4 out of 5]

"At first it was horrifying, now it was just stupid."

Well that was fucked-up.

This book is up front about being "Hucow Horror". There is nothing remotely sensual going on here, just abduction, humiliation, horror, exploitation, disgust, rage and revenge. All of which are mentioned in the blurb, nobody can say they haven't been warned.

If you have any triggers whatsoever, you probably should keep browsing. This story is brutal, bloody, miserable and irredeemable.

3.5 "I can't believe I read the whole thing" stars

[Lindsay Crook · Rating 4 out of 5]

Holy Cow!!

That was Udderly enjoyable (hey don't judge 😂) I loved the story it's completely put me of milk and cows and farmers lol I'll definitely check out this authors other books.