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All the Cowboys Ain't Gone
Lincoln Smith, a young Texan living at the beginning of the twentieth century, thinks of himself as the last true cowboy. He longs for the days of the Old West, when men like his father, a famous Texas Ranger, lived by the chivalric code. Lincoln finds himself hopelessly out of time and place in the fast-changing United States of the new century. When he gets his heart broken by a sweetheart who doesn’t appreciate his anachronistic tendencies, he does what any sensible young romantic would do: he joins the French Foreign Legion.
On his way to an ancient and exotic country at the edge of the Sahara, Lincoln encounters a number of curious characters and strange adventures, from a desert hermit who can slow up time to a battle with a crocodile cult that worships the god of death. He meets them all with his own charming brand of courage and resourcefulness.
On his way to an ancient and exotic country at the edge of the Sahara, Lincoln encounters a number of curious characters and strange adventures, from a desert hermit who can slow up time to a battle with a crocodile cult that worships the god of death. He meets them all with his own charming brand of courage and resourcefulness.
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First published October 1, 2009
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April 26, 2022
I was attracted to this book because i loved the idea of the Main Character’s joining the foreign legion. Meh. A predictable adventure without character development. It felt like a middle grades book and would probably be enjoyed by that age group.
March 11, 2021
"The direction of the arrow cannot be changed. It may be slowed, but not changed."
All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone by John J. Jacobson is an exuberant good time set at the tail end of the Old West era. Living in Texas during the turn of the twentieth century, young Lincoln Smith longs for those long-gone glory days of the Texas Rangers and the Old West uncluttered by oil wells and modern machinery. The spread of the railroad across the United States and other inventions are nothing but travesties and eyesores to Lincoln. Books about the Old West and the French Foreign Legion sustain him throughout his childhood, providing him with the dream of one day joining the Legion and traveling to lands left unmarred by modern ways and contraptions.
In the first six chapters, Lincoln's life takes a dramatic turn just months before his twelfth birthday. The story jumps ahead ten years, and Lincoln reluctantly shuffles off to college, but more exciting capers are on the horizon when he finally seizes the opportunity to seek out the Legionnaires and travel to exotic destinations.
Lincoln is a completely likable main character, full of spunk and ingenuity and endowed with proper grammar (his mother is a school teacher, after all), his father’s rifle (Lincoln’s most prized possession), and an unquenchable zest for adventure. When Lincoln meets two older guys, Jake and Johnny, who are also intent on joining the Legion, the story takes a new and often hilarious turn. The goal for these two gents is to get posted in Sidi Bel Abbès in Algeria, North Africa, so they can secretly look for King Sol’s lost treasure in legendary Mur. Lincoln agrees to help them search but insists his loyalty will remain with the Legion if they join up. Once again, however, the plot twists and turns in a new direction.
Jacobson has a flair for adding a hefty dose humor into some dastardly action filled with murder, peril, and greed. This mixture works well in this story, making it fast paced and fun to read. The reader never becomes a victim of boredom with All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone because riotous and dangerous surprises await Lincoln and his friends around every corner.
Lincoln’s adventures are somewhat reminiscent of Sir H. Rider Haggard’s 1885 bestseller King Solomon’s Mines, positioning All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone at the edges of that Lost World literary subgenre of the popular Victorian adventure/romance. While Lincoln quickly adapts his rugged old-fashioned Texas ways where ever he goes, he always remains a swashbuckling adventurer and a gentleman with an unshakable code of honor.
All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone is a must read for anyone needing a break from life’s toils and tribulations and looking for a spirited romp that moves from Texas all the way to Algeria, with Lincoln Smith never failing to charm and entertain throughout each chapter.
"I've never been accused of being normal."
I received a free copy of this book from Lone Star Book Blog Tours in exchange for my honest review.
All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone by John J. Jacobson is an exuberant good time set at the tail end of the Old West era. Living in Texas during the turn of the twentieth century, young Lincoln Smith longs for those long-gone glory days of the Texas Rangers and the Old West uncluttered by oil wells and modern machinery. The spread of the railroad across the United States and other inventions are nothing but travesties and eyesores to Lincoln. Books about the Old West and the French Foreign Legion sustain him throughout his childhood, providing him with the dream of one day joining the Legion and traveling to lands left unmarred by modern ways and contraptions.
In the first six chapters, Lincoln's life takes a dramatic turn just months before his twelfth birthday. The story jumps ahead ten years, and Lincoln reluctantly shuffles off to college, but more exciting capers are on the horizon when he finally seizes the opportunity to seek out the Legionnaires and travel to exotic destinations.
Lincoln is a completely likable main character, full of spunk and ingenuity and endowed with proper grammar (his mother is a school teacher, after all), his father’s rifle (Lincoln’s most prized possession), and an unquenchable zest for adventure. When Lincoln meets two older guys, Jake and Johnny, who are also intent on joining the Legion, the story takes a new and often hilarious turn. The goal for these two gents is to get posted in Sidi Bel Abbès in Algeria, North Africa, so they can secretly look for King Sol’s lost treasure in legendary Mur. Lincoln agrees to help them search but insists his loyalty will remain with the Legion if they join up. Once again, however, the plot twists and turns in a new direction.
Jacobson has a flair for adding a hefty dose humor into some dastardly action filled with murder, peril, and greed. This mixture works well in this story, making it fast paced and fun to read. The reader never becomes a victim of boredom with All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone because riotous and dangerous surprises await Lincoln and his friends around every corner.
Lincoln’s adventures are somewhat reminiscent of Sir H. Rider Haggard’s 1885 bestseller King Solomon’s Mines, positioning All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone at the edges of that Lost World literary subgenre of the popular Victorian adventure/romance. While Lincoln quickly adapts his rugged old-fashioned Texas ways where ever he goes, he always remains a swashbuckling adventurer and a gentleman with an unshakable code of honor.
All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone is a must read for anyone needing a break from life’s toils and tribulations and looking for a spirited romp that moves from Texas all the way to Algeria, with Lincoln Smith never failing to charm and entertain throughout each chapter.
"I've never been accused of being normal."
I received a free copy of this book from Lone Star Book Blog Tours in exchange for my honest review.
March 8, 2021
Want to be taken on a wild adventure? Imagine a cross between James Bond and Macgyver, throw in the Wild West and North Africa, and the result will be this book.
"I like gettin' out and see what's stirring with the new day, while it's still fresh and wild, before others get a chance to mar it's newness."
I started reading this book and wasn't sure what to expect. We meet Lincoln Smith, a young man that loses his father to some outlaws in the wild west of Texas in the late 1800s. His father was a role model for Lincoln and he did his best to emulate his father all his life. I have to admit I could relate a little bit to Lincoln and how he did not like things to change. He didn't like the trains coming through his town and definitely did not like the horseless carriages he encountered as a young man. He even says he was born too late and should have been born about 50 years earlier.
Lincoln decides after a Wild West show closes that he is going to join the French Foreign Legion to see places he has only heard of and places he hasn't. We have all heard of this outfit and I have to admit, I really don't know much about them other than they are a military organization. Apparently, this organization still exists and I could find myself going down a rabbit hole reading about the group but stopped myself. Anyway, Lincoln makes his way to France to join up in the early 1900s and meets Jake and John, two men that will have his back more times than he can count. What follows is their adventure.
Lincoln has some crazy good luck throughout the book. He manages to wriggle his way out of tough situations and while it may seem impossible, it is what made this book so fascinating to me. I think Lincoln is a bit naive and could have easily been taken advantage of (and probably was a few times) but luckily he met various characters that took him under their wing and watched out for him.
There is one character that I didn't like at first but came to admire and that is Amanda. She is the daughter of an Ambassador and she is very hard-headed and insists on doing what she wants despite the potential danger. But I think that is what attracts Lincoln to her and there could be a romance brewing but only time will tell.
I thoroughly enjoyed this book and once the action really picked up about halfway through the book, I had a hard time putting it down. Sure, some of it may seem impossible but that is the great thing about books, they make the impossible possible and let us imagine a world other than our own.
"I like gettin' out and see what's stirring with the new day, while it's still fresh and wild, before others get a chance to mar it's newness."
I started reading this book and wasn't sure what to expect. We meet Lincoln Smith, a young man that loses his father to some outlaws in the wild west of Texas in the late 1800s. His father was a role model for Lincoln and he did his best to emulate his father all his life. I have to admit I could relate a little bit to Lincoln and how he did not like things to change. He didn't like the trains coming through his town and definitely did not like the horseless carriages he encountered as a young man. He even says he was born too late and should have been born about 50 years earlier.
Lincoln decides after a Wild West show closes that he is going to join the French Foreign Legion to see places he has only heard of and places he hasn't. We have all heard of this outfit and I have to admit, I really don't know much about them other than they are a military organization. Apparently, this organization still exists and I could find myself going down a rabbit hole reading about the group but stopped myself. Anyway, Lincoln makes his way to France to join up in the early 1900s and meets Jake and John, two men that will have his back more times than he can count. What follows is their adventure.
Lincoln has some crazy good luck throughout the book. He manages to wriggle his way out of tough situations and while it may seem impossible, it is what made this book so fascinating to me. I think Lincoln is a bit naive and could have easily been taken advantage of (and probably was a few times) but luckily he met various characters that took him under their wing and watched out for him.
There is one character that I didn't like at first but came to admire and that is Amanda. She is the daughter of an Ambassador and she is very hard-headed and insists on doing what she wants despite the potential danger. But I think that is what attracts Lincoln to her and there could be a romance brewing but only time will tell.
I thoroughly enjoyed this book and once the action really picked up about halfway through the book, I had a hard time putting it down. Sure, some of it may seem impossible but that is the great thing about books, they make the impossible possible and let us imagine a world other than our own.
December 11, 2023
I didn’t expect to enjoy this book as much as I did. Our hero wants to be a cowboy and live in a time when a man’s honor was everything. So what is a romantic young man to do when his heart is broken? Join the French Foreign Legion, of course.
Along the way he meets a cavalcade of interesting characters and his life takes some wonderful turns.
A wonderful story with twists, turns and laughter.
Along the way he meets a cavalcade of interesting characters and his life takes some wonderful turns.
A wonderful story with twists, turns and laughter.
April 9, 2022
I was honestly surprised at how much I liked this book! I loved the pacing and the way the story ties so many different characters and plot lines together.
Also I won’t spoil the twist but I KNEW IT!!!
Very good book and a nice fun read :)
Also I won’t spoil the twist but I KNEW IT!!!
Very good book and a nice fun read :)
October 6, 2023
"Are you out of your mind?"
"Worse, I'm from Texas"
"Worse, I'm from Texas"
September 27, 2022
slay! bylo to dobry a sranda. MILUJU KOVBOJE
July 8, 2022
All the Cowboys Ain't Gone is somewhat of a classic adventure/quest story, and at the center of it is Lincoln Smith. Lincoln is an old soul. He is a dreamer and philosopher who would have fit well in his father's world of Texas Rangers. His chivalry reminded me of Don Quixote.
Lincoln's adoration of his Texas Ranger father is charming. He’s not at home at the turn of the century when industrialization is ramping up and the ways of the cowboy are waning. So, when tragedy and heartache strike at home, he finally has his reason to join the French Foreign Legion. His romanticized idea of the French Foreign Legion righting wrongs in exotic locations was fed by his love of novels of the Wild West. However, he didn't count on all the quirky characters and diversions found along the way. When his quest becomes something of a madcap adventure the book does get a little silly, but it is quite fun and lighthearted.
I enjoyed the old world feel of the story and the humor peppered into the most unexpected scenes. It's quite a fun read.
I received an advanced copy of this book from Blackstone Publishing in exchange for my honest review. For more reading recommendations, visit Book Junkie Reviews at www.abookjunkiereviews.wordpress.com
Lincoln's adoration of his Texas Ranger father is charming. He’s not at home at the turn of the century when industrialization is ramping up and the ways of the cowboy are waning. So, when tragedy and heartache strike at home, he finally has his reason to join the French Foreign Legion. His romanticized idea of the French Foreign Legion righting wrongs in exotic locations was fed by his love of novels of the Wild West. However, he didn't count on all the quirky characters and diversions found along the way. When his quest becomes something of a madcap adventure the book does get a little silly, but it is quite fun and lighthearted.
I enjoyed the old world feel of the story and the humor peppered into the most unexpected scenes. It's quite a fun read.
I received an advanced copy of this book from Blackstone Publishing in exchange for my honest review. For more reading recommendations, visit Book Junkie Reviews at www.abookjunkiereviews.wordpress.com
August 13, 2011
I was wishing they were by the end.
March 15, 2021
This is an epic adventure story that some have compared to Indiana Jones, and the comparison is perfect. Lincoln is a bigger-than-life hero, and while he is not on the search for an ancient artifact, he’s searching for his place in the world. Like those sagas featuring the indomitable Indiana Jones, this one asks the reader to suspend their disbelief quite a bit and just go along for the ride.
If you can do that, you’ll enjoy this book a lot and travel the world with Lincoln and all the people he meets during his escapades.
We meet Lincoln as a boy when he’s shooting arrows at a locomotive because he hates those machines that are sucking the earth dry, and, for the first few chapters, I thought this was going to be a typical Western story. It is not. It has elements of what we like about a Western – horses and cattle and ranches and good guys and bad guys and a quest for retribution – but then it takes an abrupt turn some years later when Lincoln loses his job with the Wild West Show and decides to follow his inclination to join the French Foreign Legion. That’s when the real adventure starts.
Lincoln is a good guy, a character who always wears a white hat. There’s nothing dark about him at all, and at times I wondered if his almost childlike innocence would be his undoing. Luckily, it was not. It was fascinating to also know him as an educated and well-read gentleman, and I absolutely loved his exchange of Shakespeare quotes with the old man in the cave. Of all the people that Lincoln meets in his adventures around the world, I enjoyed that Muslim holy man, called a marabout, the most, and the description of him with his long white beard and brown robes made me realize I may have my own marabout hanging out on my deck.
The old wise man in the book, not the one on my deck, has much to teach Lincoln, including this line from Shakespeare, “Futility, futility, oh don’t you see it as futile! The direction of the arrow cannot be changed. It may be slowed, but not changed.” That quotation seems to describe the course that Lincoln had set for himself as he tries to find and follow the direction of his life.
If you’re ready to saddle up for a wild ride, I highly recommend this fast-paced story with adventures of epic proportions.
If you can do that, you’ll enjoy this book a lot and travel the world with Lincoln and all the people he meets during his escapades.
We meet Lincoln as a boy when he’s shooting arrows at a locomotive because he hates those machines that are sucking the earth dry, and, for the first few chapters, I thought this was going to be a typical Western story. It is not. It has elements of what we like about a Western – horses and cattle and ranches and good guys and bad guys and a quest for retribution – but then it takes an abrupt turn some years later when Lincoln loses his job with the Wild West Show and decides to follow his inclination to join the French Foreign Legion. That’s when the real adventure starts.
Lincoln is a good guy, a character who always wears a white hat. There’s nothing dark about him at all, and at times I wondered if his almost childlike innocence would be his undoing. Luckily, it was not. It was fascinating to also know him as an educated and well-read gentleman, and I absolutely loved his exchange of Shakespeare quotes with the old man in the cave. Of all the people that Lincoln meets in his adventures around the world, I enjoyed that Muslim holy man, called a marabout, the most, and the description of him with his long white beard and brown robes made me realize I may have my own marabout hanging out on my deck.
The old wise man in the book, not the one on my deck, has much to teach Lincoln, including this line from Shakespeare, “Futility, futility, oh don’t you see it as futile! The direction of the arrow cannot be changed. It may be slowed, but not changed.” That quotation seems to describe the course that Lincoln had set for himself as he tries to find and follow the direction of his life.
If you’re ready to saddle up for a wild ride, I highly recommend this fast-paced story with adventures of epic proportions.
March 12, 2021
I don't read a lot of westerns but the description of All the Cowboys Ain't Gone really hooked me, so I asked to review it, and wow! What a fantastic adventure this book is!
Protagonist Lincoln Smith is introduced to us as a young man with a vivid imagination, and a dislike of trains. In fact the first time we meet him, he's "attacking" one with his pint-sized bow and arrows. Very quickly, we see that while be may balk (as many children and teens do) at being in formal school sessions - run by his mother - he's inquisitive, intelligent, and interested in the world around him, albeit a version of the world that is already disappearing when the novel opens in 1888.
What follows are a series of adventures that pit Lincoln against the ever changing American - and world - culture and technology, as well as his own dreams and desires. From the open spaces of his native Texas to the exotic locales seen after he really does join the Foreign Legion, Lincoln's real antagonist is himself, and that story is fascinating.
What I loved about this novel was the language. I could hear the accents in Lincoln's speech and his mother's corrections of his phrasing. "Dern" may not technically be cussing, as he points out in an early scene, but his mother doesn't want him using it anyway. Those organic conversations are universal - what parent hasn't had such a chat with their child? - and for me they really "sold" this story, grounding it in emotional truth.
Author Jacobson has a knack for vivid description, as well, and I never had a problem visualizing any setting.
At times funny, poignant, hopeful, and somewhat resigned, All the Cowboys Ain't Gone makes you wistful for a period in American history long since past, but one that still lingers in the shadows of our imaginations, where we can still slap on a Stetson hat, climb onto a (imaginary for most of us) horse, and keep the modern world from encroaching too far, too quickly.
Goes well with: a bottle of sarsaparilla and leftover brisket in a sandwich.
Protagonist Lincoln Smith is introduced to us as a young man with a vivid imagination, and a dislike of trains. In fact the first time we meet him, he's "attacking" one with his pint-sized bow and arrows. Very quickly, we see that while be may balk (as many children and teens do) at being in formal school sessions - run by his mother - he's inquisitive, intelligent, and interested in the world around him, albeit a version of the world that is already disappearing when the novel opens in 1888.
What follows are a series of adventures that pit Lincoln against the ever changing American - and world - culture and technology, as well as his own dreams and desires. From the open spaces of his native Texas to the exotic locales seen after he really does join the Foreign Legion, Lincoln's real antagonist is himself, and that story is fascinating.
What I loved about this novel was the language. I could hear the accents in Lincoln's speech and his mother's corrections of his phrasing. "Dern" may not technically be cussing, as he points out in an early scene, but his mother doesn't want him using it anyway. Those organic conversations are universal - what parent hasn't had such a chat with their child? - and for me they really "sold" this story, grounding it in emotional truth.
Author Jacobson has a knack for vivid description, as well, and I never had a problem visualizing any setting.
At times funny, poignant, hopeful, and somewhat resigned, All the Cowboys Ain't Gone makes you wistful for a period in American history long since past, but one that still lingers in the shadows of our imaginations, where we can still slap on a Stetson hat, climb onto a (imaginary for most of us) horse, and keep the modern world from encroaching too far, too quickly.
Goes well with: a bottle of sarsaparilla and leftover brisket in a sandwich.
March 9, 2021
All Cowboys Ain’t Gone introduces us to Lincoln Smith, the self-proclaimed last true cowboy, who lives in San Antonio with his parents at the beginning of the 20th century. His dad, an infamous Texas Ranger, added to his belief that real men lived by a “chivalric code.” He longed for the adventure his dad surely experienced as a “real” cowboy. After suffering a broken heart, he hastily decides to join the French Foreign Legion, which leads him on the adventures he longed for when he was a child.
I listened to this novel on audible. Narrator Grove Gardner did a fantastic job with bringing the author’s words to life. His western and Spanish accents were perfectly executed as he breathed life into young Lincoln and the cast of characters from Mexico to the Sahara and beyond. The audio production itself was well done.
The author did a good job of taking the reader back in time to the beginning of railroads and oil wells and what it was like to explore the unknown. There is a scene in act 1 of the book that was written exceptionally well involving Lincoln, his mother, and a band of villains. I could envision that entire ordeal. He also introduced a few memorable supporting characters like Frenchy.
There were moments where I felt the story got bogged down with unnecessary details as Lincoln’s mind would often wander or when a character or two rambled on. However, it does not take away from the writing itself or the story that the author wrote. I think those who love historical western fiction will find this novel particularly pleasing.
I listened to this novel on audible. Narrator Grove Gardner did a fantastic job with bringing the author’s words to life. His western and Spanish accents were perfectly executed as he breathed life into young Lincoln and the cast of characters from Mexico to the Sahara and beyond. The audio production itself was well done.
The author did a good job of taking the reader back in time to the beginning of railroads and oil wells and what it was like to explore the unknown. There is a scene in act 1 of the book that was written exceptionally well involving Lincoln, his mother, and a band of villains. I could envision that entire ordeal. He also introduced a few memorable supporting characters like Frenchy.
There were moments where I felt the story got bogged down with unnecessary details as Lincoln’s mind would often wander or when a character or two rambled on. However, it does not take away from the writing itself or the story that the author wrote. I think those who love historical western fiction will find this novel particularly pleasing.
March 14, 2021
The is a combination of a coming of age and a tall tale of Texas proportions that deals with a refusal to change and the allure of adventure. Lincoln Smith grew up in Texas with a father that died a heroic death as a Texas Ranger, a Mother who saw to it that he was educated in Latin, Shakespeare, and received a classical education while reading great adventures in dime Westerns. After a brief stint in college, Lincoln realizes that he just cannot adapt to modern life and decides to join the French Foreign Legion. This story is his tale of adventure.
Jacobson does an amazing job of creating characters that fit the story. As odd as this sounds it is not the norm for an author to be able to develop a character that is stubborn, actively angry at the development of modern machines like trains, can quote Shakespeare, is a perfect shot, a gentleman, and lusts for thrilling experiences. Jacobson does this with such flair that the reader not only believes wholeheartedly in Lincoln but joins Lincoln in the unfolding exploits. This is certainly an “I cannot wait to get back to reading” novel.
You too can join Lincoln as he moves from the prairies of Texas to demonstrating horseback riding tricks and shooting techniques in a Wild West Show, and then traveling across the world to the country of Mur. You too can join him as he meets treasure hunters, Princes, Kings, and Assassins with scimitars.
The adventure is calling!
Jacobson does an amazing job of creating characters that fit the story. As odd as this sounds it is not the norm for an author to be able to develop a character that is stubborn, actively angry at the development of modern machines like trains, can quote Shakespeare, is a perfect shot, a gentleman, and lusts for thrilling experiences. Jacobson does this with such flair that the reader not only believes wholeheartedly in Lincoln but joins Lincoln in the unfolding exploits. This is certainly an “I cannot wait to get back to reading” novel.
You too can join Lincoln as he moves from the prairies of Texas to demonstrating horseback riding tricks and shooting techniques in a Wild West Show, and then traveling across the world to the country of Mur. You too can join him as he meets treasure hunters, Princes, Kings, and Assassins with scimitars.
The adventure is calling!
March 14, 2021
Utterly entertaining. This book had me laughing out loud with the characters’ antics and catching my breath with the non-stop action from beginning to end. I can see this made into a movie in the same vein as Indiana Jones and The Mummy.
My full review is on my blog Carpe Diem Chronicles.
My full review is on my blog Carpe Diem Chronicles.
May 20, 2022
Well...I gave a Western adventure a shot. We'll leave it at that.
Side note: If you enjoy Indiana Jones, you may like this- it just wasn't for me. I did love the protagonist and appreciate the surprise reveal at the end, however.
Side note: If you enjoy Indiana Jones, you may like this- it just wasn't for me. I did love the protagonist and appreciate the surprise reveal at the end, however.
October 28, 2022
This is like watching an Indiana Jones movie. Action, comedy, romance, a guy crossing a river by running across the heads of a horde of crocodiles—this book has it al.
September 6, 2021
Such a fun take on a western. Definitely unique
June 9, 2023
This was absolutely fantastic!
Not the kind of book I’d normally read, but I read it for a book club and I’m so glad I did.
This had action, it had romance, it had comedy. I highly recommend picking it up!
Not the kind of book I’d normally read, but I read it for a book club and I’m so glad I did.
This had action, it had romance, it had comedy. I highly recommend picking it up!
September 6, 2024
Not nearly enough rope and ride, wearing six-shooters, riding my pony on the cattle drive, stealing a young girl’s heart just like Gene and Roy, or singing campfire songs.
May 17, 2021
Fantastic
This was the first book I’ve read in a while that I actually enjoyed. Of course, I could guess the ending, but I could not guess how it would unfold.
This was the first book I’ve read in a while that I actually enjoyed. Of course, I could guess the ending, but I could not guess how it would unfold.
July 7, 2025
Incredibly entertaining - reads like Indiana Jones! Best to not take it too seriously and just enjoy the laughs/adventures of Lincoln and company.
April 11, 2021
A pulpy adventure with big Indiana Jones energy, but the plot made no sense and I wasn’t a fan of the instant romance
June 24, 2021
I enjoyed All the Cowboys Ain't Gone immensely. Jacobson writes with extraordinary brevity and clarity, without sentences packed with all those distracting adjectives and adverbs many writers find irresistible. Hemmingway-esque, except much more lively. He did use his full allotment of metaphors and similes, but they all made me stop, look up, think and smile: "green as a spring turd"? O, yes, fresh, new, brilliant green pasture grass. What does that produce?
This book is obviously the result of a phenomenal amount of study. It is extremely well researched. (At least I think it is, but you maybe the author just successfully sells us the Brooklyn Bridge.) On every page, often multiple times, I would stop and ask "Now where in the world does a writer come up with that?" His historical references, detailed descriptions, and use of arcane (but fascinating) words thoroughly entertain.
Although the author is subtle and veiled, "classic" and Christian topics shine brightly. Just one of many possible examples: C.S. Lewis' thoughts on "myths" which are embraced across cultures.
At times this book did push me to my limit. (My eyebrows can raise only so high.) But I do now accept and appreciate the Cowboy Code: "You never accuse anyone good enough to tell you a story of telling you a lie."
When a certain central mystery is solved, I was embarrassed that I didn't see it coming. But I didn't. Very clever. One of the key components of the conclusion is indeed predictable, but I would've been very disappointed, indeed angry, if it were any other way. Hey! During these challenging days of Covid we need to feel some things go right in the world.
As for the movie that will surely be made even though Harrison Ford has aged out: I cannot imagine the budget for the stunt work.
In sum, a very entertaining, fun read. I was sorry it ended. Waiting for the sequel.
This book is obviously the result of a phenomenal amount of study. It is extremely well researched. (At least I think it is, but you maybe the author just successfully sells us the Brooklyn Bridge.) On every page, often multiple times, I would stop and ask "Now where in the world does a writer come up with that?" His historical references, detailed descriptions, and use of arcane (but fascinating) words thoroughly entertain.
Although the author is subtle and veiled, "classic" and Christian topics shine brightly. Just one of many possible examples: C.S. Lewis' thoughts on "myths" which are embraced across cultures.
At times this book did push me to my limit. (My eyebrows can raise only so high.) But I do now accept and appreciate the Cowboy Code: "You never accuse anyone good enough to tell you a story of telling you a lie."
When a certain central mystery is solved, I was embarrassed that I didn't see it coming. But I didn't. Very clever. One of the key components of the conclusion is indeed predictable, but I would've been very disappointed, indeed angry, if it were any other way. Hey! During these challenging days of Covid we need to feel some things go right in the world.
As for the movie that will surely be made even though Harrison Ford has aged out: I cannot imagine the budget for the stunt work.
In sum, a very entertaining, fun read. I was sorry it ended. Waiting for the sequel.
August 17, 2019
This treatise of youthful nostalgia, honor and legacy hits the mark. The protagonist, Lincoln, leaves Texas after family tragedy, challenges his notion of chivalry, adventure and a dying culture established by his heroic, Texas Ranger father.
Lincoln embarks on his dream of toiling in the French Foreign Legion, and the naive romantic ideals.
The journey reveals the requisite characters, ne'er do wells and scallywags, educating Lincoln of the ways of 1900 France, travel and dreams unrealized.
All in all an enjoyable read, wrought by misadventure, discovery and surprise. Well done.
Lincoln embarks on his dream of toiling in the French Foreign Legion, and the naive romantic ideals.
The journey reveals the requisite characters, ne'er do wells and scallywags, educating Lincoln of the ways of 1900 France, travel and dreams unrealized.
All in all an enjoyable read, wrought by misadventure, discovery and surprise. Well done.
October 28, 2010
I read this as an experiment to see if I could enjoy a book that I had absolutely no interest in. It follows the life of an idealistic cowboy during the industrial revolution. The main character deals more with psychology and philosophy than your usual cowboy as he struggles to come to terms with changes all around him. It still has an exciting plot and interesting/funny characters. In the end, I thoroughly enjoyed it.
March 18, 2021
All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone by John J. Jacobson surprised me in all the best possible ways. In my typical fashion, I didn’t read the blurb or summary before diving into this beauty, so I thought I was headed for a good ol’ Western. Y’know, cowboys on a trail ride, telling stories by a campfire, and maybe a saloon fight or two. So when we’re introduced to a young Lincoln Smith who gets busted for reading a book about the French Foreign Legion, I immediately knew that I had miscalculated and was eager to read on.
Jacobson’s knack for writing very natural dialogue allows each scene to play out cinematically in my mind. From the strict but doting former schoolteacher (Lincoln’s mother), to the devious and dishonorable Humberto Hill, Jacobson paints a clear portrait of each character and really breathes life into each of them. So much so that I was completely shocked at how much happened in the first part of the book, a scant 31 pages.
While Part One truly reads like a Western, Part Two has a more modern feel as we follow Lincoln through college and his stateside adventures. After a series of mishaps, Lincoln does what many others have done in his position. He remembers the dream of his childhood and, having nothing to hold him back, turns his dream into reality. Though the people who love him try to persuade him otherwise, our young adventurer is wise enough to know that life is too short to not pursue your dreams. With each new chapter of his life unfolding, Lincoln encounters interesting characters, both good and bad, and it’s entertaining to see how he handles himself in the various scrapes he gets into.
Part Three brings about another shift in tone as we arrive in Mur, as it is at the cusp of joining the modern world. Given that Lincoln romanticizes the place for being part of the old world, it is interesting to anticipate how he will feel once he arrives. And as the author envelopes us in this new place, it is difficult, yet exciting, to imagine how Lincoln’s story will intersect with King Suleiman’s. With each reference to legends, history, and archaeology, I have to admit that my brain immediately drew parallels to Indiana Jones. But I found Lincoln to be wiser and more grounded than Doctor Jones. Also, this book has me raring to do some of my own research on the French Foreign Legion and the history of men fighting for other countries to pay for their world travels.
This book might not be a typical Western (although to be honest, there are trail rides, campfire stories, and saloon fights) but I think that it is so much more. Much like the Alexandre Dumas books that are referenced, this book has a swashbuckling hero, true blue friendships, and romantic love that defies fate. It doesn’t read like a sequel, but I would love to hear more about what happens to Lincoln next.
Jacobson’s knack for writing very natural dialogue allows each scene to play out cinematically in my mind. From the strict but doting former schoolteacher (Lincoln’s mother), to the devious and dishonorable Humberto Hill, Jacobson paints a clear portrait of each character and really breathes life into each of them. So much so that I was completely shocked at how much happened in the first part of the book, a scant 31 pages.
While Part One truly reads like a Western, Part Two has a more modern feel as we follow Lincoln through college and his stateside adventures. After a series of mishaps, Lincoln does what many others have done in his position. He remembers the dream of his childhood and, having nothing to hold him back, turns his dream into reality. Though the people who love him try to persuade him otherwise, our young adventurer is wise enough to know that life is too short to not pursue your dreams. With each new chapter of his life unfolding, Lincoln encounters interesting characters, both good and bad, and it’s entertaining to see how he handles himself in the various scrapes he gets into.
Part Three brings about another shift in tone as we arrive in Mur, as it is at the cusp of joining the modern world. Given that Lincoln romanticizes the place for being part of the old world, it is interesting to anticipate how he will feel once he arrives. And as the author envelopes us in this new place, it is difficult, yet exciting, to imagine how Lincoln’s story will intersect with King Suleiman’s. With each reference to legends, history, and archaeology, I have to admit that my brain immediately drew parallels to Indiana Jones. But I found Lincoln to be wiser and more grounded than Doctor Jones. Also, this book has me raring to do some of my own research on the French Foreign Legion and the history of men fighting for other countries to pay for their world travels.
This book might not be a typical Western (although to be honest, there are trail rides, campfire stories, and saloon fights) but I think that it is so much more. Much like the Alexandre Dumas books that are referenced, this book has a swashbuckling hero, true blue friendships, and romantic love that defies fate. It doesn’t read like a sequel, but I would love to hear more about what happens to Lincoln next.
March 11, 2021
If you were to look up Grand Adventure in the dictionary, it would probably say, “Read All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone!” The adventure begins on the first page, and it sizzles and snakes along until the very end. I was thoroughly engaged - start to finish!
Our protagonist, Lincoln Smith, is one of those unfortunate individuals who was born too late for his time. Smith relished the adventure of mid-nineteenth century Texas, but it all came and went a few decades before he was born. However, he had the fortitude - and heart - of a man’s man from that era. If there was any way for Dirty Harry and Indiana Jones to breed, the offspring would be Lincoln Smith.
From the very beginning of the story, the author presented Smith as a character who was anti-industry. For example, Smith was totally against the new automobile that made loud noises and was fueled by muddy slime sucked from the earth. He was happy with a horse.
Lincoln Smith takes the reader on an adventure of a lifetime between the covers of this novel. We follow him on a boyhood adventure, and then on to a stint in a traveling Wild West Show. When that closes down, Smith sets his sights on the French Foreign Legion. That’s when the “adventure meter” starts to red-line!
The characters Smith meets on his adventures - both good and bad - play a large part in the story. They don’t really impact Smith, but he surely impacts them - usually in a good way. Regardless, I thought the author did a wonderful job in developing the characters enough to fill the role they played in the story.
In an adventure novel, pacing is critically important. The pacing in this story is right on point. Despite the book’s 300 pages, it seems like a short read because it’s hard to put down. Most of that is due to the pacing.
When Smith goes off to join the Legion, the author takes us to Marseille and then on to North Africa. I felt like the author did extensive research to make this part of the story authentic. From the weaponry to the attire of the harem girls, the description was much appreciated. Further, the author made Smith a fairly learned fellow, and uses him to provide historical backstory when Smith would talk to the other characters about this place or that place.
One of the most enjoyable aspects of the story, for me, was seeing what else would happen to our protagonist. I suppose he could be considered very lucky or very unlucky, depending on whether you’re a cup is half full or half empty kind of person. Regardless, Lincoln Smith will keep the reader fully engaged throughout the story.
I highly recommend this book to anyone who has a taste for adventure, or anyone who just loves reading a good story!
Our protagonist, Lincoln Smith, is one of those unfortunate individuals who was born too late for his time. Smith relished the adventure of mid-nineteenth century Texas, but it all came and went a few decades before he was born. However, he had the fortitude - and heart - of a man’s man from that era. If there was any way for Dirty Harry and Indiana Jones to breed, the offspring would be Lincoln Smith.
From the very beginning of the story, the author presented Smith as a character who was anti-industry. For example, Smith was totally against the new automobile that made loud noises and was fueled by muddy slime sucked from the earth. He was happy with a horse.
Lincoln Smith takes the reader on an adventure of a lifetime between the covers of this novel. We follow him on a boyhood adventure, and then on to a stint in a traveling Wild West Show. When that closes down, Smith sets his sights on the French Foreign Legion. That’s when the “adventure meter” starts to red-line!
The characters Smith meets on his adventures - both good and bad - play a large part in the story. They don’t really impact Smith, but he surely impacts them - usually in a good way. Regardless, I thought the author did a wonderful job in developing the characters enough to fill the role they played in the story.
In an adventure novel, pacing is critically important. The pacing in this story is right on point. Despite the book’s 300 pages, it seems like a short read because it’s hard to put down. Most of that is due to the pacing.
When Smith goes off to join the Legion, the author takes us to Marseille and then on to North Africa. I felt like the author did extensive research to make this part of the story authentic. From the weaponry to the attire of the harem girls, the description was much appreciated. Further, the author made Smith a fairly learned fellow, and uses him to provide historical backstory when Smith would talk to the other characters about this place or that place.
One of the most enjoyable aspects of the story, for me, was seeing what else would happen to our protagonist. I suppose he could be considered very lucky or very unlucky, depending on whether you’re a cup is half full or half empty kind of person. Regardless, Lincoln Smith will keep the reader fully engaged throughout the story.
I highly recommend this book to anyone who has a taste for adventure, or anyone who just loves reading a good story!
November 23, 2023
IN TODAY'S ERA OF THE NEO-WESTERN, THE OLD WEST RETURNS IN THE EAST!
The title is a statement against today's world. This book is an adventure novel reminiscent of Spielberg and the shows and films of the western genre. Reading through "All the Cowboys Ain't Gone", I realize it is a book out of time. Gone are the days of the rugged cowboy. Or are they?
This book proves that the spirit of adventure and legend can live on. In an age of deconstruction, this book stands out. It is a call to the spirit of adventure that is now lost in modern times. It is not popular. But this book aims to break through modernity.
The image of the cowboy has been the recent ideal of legend and intrigue since the end of the Wild West over a hundred years ago. Since then, the idea of the idealistic, rugged cowboy has been a mainstay of our culture. From its Spanish-Mexican origins to Clint Eastwood's iconic character, the cowboy is cemented in our culture.
The story has a lot going for it. A pulp, swashbuckling adventure with Cowboys, bandits, dervishes, and treasure. All that was fine and good. If you like Indiana Jones type adventures, you'll like this.
While the writing was overall quite charming in terms of the story, premise, and especially dialog...the writing during the action sequences, however, just fell flat. So unfortunately, the last third or so of the novel, and what should have been the most thrilling part of the story...was kind of a slog.
Don't get me wrong, the set pieces themselves are actually pretty fun. it's just that the actual writing of the action, sadly, wasn't. It's so matter of fact and straightforward that I would find myself tuning out half the time ...."this happens, then that happens, then this guy does this, then a blast goes off, then they all run...".etc. Sections that should have been more engaging and thrilling, were just a bore. So while the author is talented in many areas, action sequences just isn't one of them, I'm afraid.
Overall, it's still a charming story so worth a read if looking for something light. That said, a novel that relies heavily on big set pieces with big action, needs better writing when it comes to the actual action.
Jacobson allows his characters to invite us in to a world where there is a hope for adventure. A world of imagination and excitement. A world where All the Cowboys Ain't Gone.
The title is a statement against today's world. This book is an adventure novel reminiscent of Spielberg and the shows and films of the western genre. Reading through "All the Cowboys Ain't Gone", I realize it is a book out of time. Gone are the days of the rugged cowboy. Or are they?
This book proves that the spirit of adventure and legend can live on. In an age of deconstruction, this book stands out. It is a call to the spirit of adventure that is now lost in modern times. It is not popular. But this book aims to break through modernity.
The image of the cowboy has been the recent ideal of legend and intrigue since the end of the Wild West over a hundred years ago. Since then, the idea of the idealistic, rugged cowboy has been a mainstay of our culture. From its Spanish-Mexican origins to Clint Eastwood's iconic character, the cowboy is cemented in our culture.
The story has a lot going for it. A pulp, swashbuckling adventure with Cowboys, bandits, dervishes, and treasure. All that was fine and good. If you like Indiana Jones type adventures, you'll like this.
While the writing was overall quite charming in terms of the story, premise, and especially dialog...the writing during the action sequences, however, just fell flat. So unfortunately, the last third or so of the novel, and what should have been the most thrilling part of the story...was kind of a slog.
Don't get me wrong, the set pieces themselves are actually pretty fun. it's just that the actual writing of the action, sadly, wasn't. It's so matter of fact and straightforward that I would find myself tuning out half the time ...."this happens, then that happens, then this guy does this, then a blast goes off, then they all run...".etc. Sections that should have been more engaging and thrilling, were just a bore. So while the author is talented in many areas, action sequences just isn't one of them, I'm afraid.
Overall, it's still a charming story so worth a read if looking for something light. That said, a novel that relies heavily on big set pieces with big action, needs better writing when it comes to the actual action.
Jacobson allows his characters to invite us in to a world where there is a hope for adventure. A world of imagination and excitement. A world where All the Cowboys Ain't Gone.
March 16, 2021
All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone was my first read that was set in this fascinating transitional period between when Texas Rangers were at large, but also when modernizations and technology were starting to take off. I loved that the beginning highlighted Lincoln as a boy growing up and fantasizing about his life of adventures and purpose, then just as quickly seeing his inspiration in action with the introduction of his father full out in all his cowboy ways. That introduction started the story off on such a strong foundation, that I was giddy to see who Lincoln became.
The entire plot was such a twist of a Western that I enjoyed it for its' uniqueness. It did take quite a few chapters, that initially had me a bit confused, before I finally found the full direction this story was taking me, but I did appreciate later the strong foundation that was being built. I did love Lincoln's strong momma and seeing her shine through him in everything he did from her teaching him Shakespeare to patience, love, and manners. Of course I saw the love of his father captured in so many of his actions as well, which made this such an enduring read. Lincoln was built up so well that you rooted for him during each roadblock he faced and boy was there a lot.
I loved that this was a worldwide adventure. An International Western was mind-blowing and a blast. The saying that you can take a boy out of the country, but can't take the country out of the boy rang true for All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone. Traveling around the world did not change Lincoln much at all, but brought a huge change in perspective that added varying themes and depth that could have not been accomplished if the author played it safe and kept this character close to home. Lincoln was tested from so many different angles and always came out resilient proving just how strong of a character he was built up to be.
I'd recommended this to anyone who loves a good mystery. All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone has everything that would satisfy lovers of more cozier mysteries all the way to those thrill seekers. All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone reminded me of a plot if Indiana Jones met Agatha Christie.
The entire plot was such a twist of a Western that I enjoyed it for its' uniqueness. It did take quite a few chapters, that initially had me a bit confused, before I finally found the full direction this story was taking me, but I did appreciate later the strong foundation that was being built. I did love Lincoln's strong momma and seeing her shine through him in everything he did from her teaching him Shakespeare to patience, love, and manners. Of course I saw the love of his father captured in so many of his actions as well, which made this such an enduring read. Lincoln was built up so well that you rooted for him during each roadblock he faced and boy was there a lot.
I loved that this was a worldwide adventure. An International Western was mind-blowing and a blast. The saying that you can take a boy out of the country, but can't take the country out of the boy rang true for All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone. Traveling around the world did not change Lincoln much at all, but brought a huge change in perspective that added varying themes and depth that could have not been accomplished if the author played it safe and kept this character close to home. Lincoln was tested from so many different angles and always came out resilient proving just how strong of a character he was built up to be.
I'd recommended this to anyone who loves a good mystery. All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone has everything that would satisfy lovers of more cozier mysteries all the way to those thrill seekers. All the Cowboys Ain’t Gone reminded me of a plot if Indiana Jones met Agatha Christie.
March 17, 2021
For Lincoln Smith, the West was never truly won. Born just after the glorious days, when legendary heroes like Wild Bill infamous outlaws roamed across the plains, Lincoln dedicates his life to "the old code." Caught between chivalry and hero worship of his departed Texas Ranger father, Lincoln is searching for a place out of time. He finds all this and much more than he bargained for after joining the French Foreign Legion.
In All the Cowboys Ain't Gone, John J. Jacobson paints a colorful world in true, Texan, tall-tale fashion. Sometimes you read a book you just can't help but fall a little in love with. I was raised by older parents, on stories from elderly relatives who recalled events of the turn of the century. I always felt a little outside my time, and could immediately relate to Lincoln Smith's frustrations and determination to make his own way. Instead of giving up on the way of life he dreams of, Lincoln sets out to carry what he sees as the spirit of the Old West with him.
Although Jacobson's novel is told from multiple perspectives, Lincoln lives at the heart of the narrative. He is a larger-than-life hero, and refreshingly unaware of this fact. Much in the style of Indiana Jones, Lincoln often finds himself jumping from one danger to the next. And just like Indie, our hero always manages to fight or improvise his narrow escape. Other highlights for me include intrepid archeology student, Amanda, who not only served as love-interest but a strong and capable woman in her own right. And who couldn't love three French Foreign Legionnaires who go by the names of Porthos, Athos, and Aramis?
If you're searching for a traditional Western novel, this may not be the book for you. But if you're here for brilliant writing, fantastic character, and a romping adventure, look no further. From compelling cover art and a likable hero, to brilliant and often cheeky prose, I couldn't put down All the Cowboys Ain't Gone and can't wait to read it again.
**I was provided with a copy of All the Cowboys Ain't Gone by the publisher and this is my voluntary and honest review.**
In All the Cowboys Ain't Gone, John J. Jacobson paints a colorful world in true, Texan, tall-tale fashion. Sometimes you read a book you just can't help but fall a little in love with. I was raised by older parents, on stories from elderly relatives who recalled events of the turn of the century. I always felt a little outside my time, and could immediately relate to Lincoln Smith's frustrations and determination to make his own way. Instead of giving up on the way of life he dreams of, Lincoln sets out to carry what he sees as the spirit of the Old West with him.
Although Jacobson's novel is told from multiple perspectives, Lincoln lives at the heart of the narrative. He is a larger-than-life hero, and refreshingly unaware of this fact. Much in the style of Indiana Jones, Lincoln often finds himself jumping from one danger to the next. And just like Indie, our hero always manages to fight or improvise his narrow escape. Other highlights for me include intrepid archeology student, Amanda, who not only served as love-interest but a strong and capable woman in her own right. And who couldn't love three French Foreign Legionnaires who go by the names of Porthos, Athos, and Aramis?
If you're searching for a traditional Western novel, this may not be the book for you. But if you're here for brilliant writing, fantastic character, and a romping adventure, look no further. From compelling cover art and a likable hero, to brilliant and often cheeky prose, I couldn't put down All the Cowboys Ain't Gone and can't wait to read it again.
**I was provided with a copy of All the Cowboys Ain't Gone by the publisher and this is my voluntary and honest review.**
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