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101 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 5, 2021
“I make everything so hard,” Tean mumbled. “And you make it easy.”
Jem ran his fingers through the unruly dark hair. “You’re just a very good person, and I’m a moderately bad one.”
“Can’t you just, you know, do that thing where you smile and say, ‘Aw, shucks,’ and everybody just gives you what you want?”
“I’ve never in my life said, ‘Aw, shucks,’” Jem said, “and anyway, that doesn’t work on assholes. That’s why an enterprising young man like myself needs a versatile skill set.”
The whole process, Tean decided, was like being invaded by a marijuana-loving, underwear-stealing, refrigerator-emptying, dog-seducing horde, and having to pretend the whole time that civilization wasn’t burning down around you.. Oh, and Jem is being forced to keep his word :P