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Blondilocks
Blondilocks by Nick Christie
Gay Erotic Fiction - Not for the easily offended - a Kinky Furrytale.
Blondilocks is my 'Nick Christie' take on a a well loved fairytale. If you have read any of my previous books, this is definitely not suitable for children in the slightest.
A modern day furrytale for those of the gay hardcore leather persuasion.
Are you sitting comfortably, then we shall begin....
Copyright: 2020 a Guy called Nick
Gay Erotic Fiction - Not for the easily offended - a Kinky Furrytale.
Blondilocks is my 'Nick Christie' take on a a well loved fairytale. If you have read any of my previous books, this is definitely not suitable for children in the slightest.
A modern day furrytale for those of the gay hardcore leather persuasion.
Are you sitting comfortably, then we shall begin....
Copyright: 2020 a Guy called Nick
51 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 5, 2020
34 people are currently reading
47 people want to read
About the author
Nick Christie
13 books55 followersNick Christie is a British novelist who loves to explore his interest and passions in his books. Reasonably new to writing, Nick started as a hobby, and very quickly began to enjoy the creativity and exploring the relationships with his characters. Many of the first stories cover his love of leather and how it is used and enjoyed in gay life. The stories have strong sex scenes, but are balanced with story telling.
Nick lives in central England with his husband and two cats. Having travelled the world through his previous jobs in Marketing, Nick likes to bring different locations to his books to increase their interest.
Nick lives in central England with his husband and two cats. Having travelled the world through his previous jobs in Marketing, Nick likes to bring different locations to his books to increase their interest.
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July 25, 2022
3.75 ⭐️
gah damn, these fucked up horny boys threw away every logic in my brain 😳👀
gah damn, these fucked up horny boys threw away every logic in my brain 😳👀
February 24, 2022
This is a fun sexy retelling of Goldilocks and the three bears. In this instance you have the punker and the three leather men. It’s fun and hot just like all of Nick’s stories.
April 8, 2022
Hot bears, a punk twink, and leather👌🔥
A retelling of a fairy tale full of steam, leather kink, and bikers. After being ghosted by a prospective date he was texting with, Luke decides to go to the address he got in the text anyway. There, he finds bikes, special brownies, and soon after, hot bears.
Short, fun, and sexy.
A retelling of a fairy tale full of steam, leather kink, and bikers. After being ghosted by a prospective date he was texting with, Luke decides to go to the address he got in the text anyway. There, he finds bikes, special brownies, and soon after, hot bears.
Short, fun, and sexy.
January 2, 2021
This is an amusing but thoroughly filthy short story retelling the fairy tale Goldilocks and the Three Bears. We do have bears here, big burly men bears, but instead of Goldilocks we have cheeky, brash, sex hungry Adam. It was a fun read, this is a non romantic story of four men just having a fun and sex filled night, all to be read with tongue in cheek.
June 5, 2023
Not what I expected.
I want to 1 star this so badly, but I will give credit for the idea behind the retelling and be grateful I was able to borrow this on KU rather than buy. This is a new to me author that was recently recommended in the newsletter of another author I subscribe to. This wasn't the recommended book, but it is the first I chose to read by this author because it was short and looked fun. I was not just judging the book by its cover, I was also intrigued by "furrytale." Having now read thus, I think there's a discrepancy in American and English English at play here because, much like leather jeans aren't a thing in the US, furry has a very different connotation to me.
Here we have leather mean living together. It starts with Ethan established as the mama bear with the description of "a domestic goddess making sandwiches at the kitchen table in a T-shirt, a pair of leather biker jeans and boots." Vince is the Daddy bear and Adam the baby bear in this retelling, but that's just them based very loosely on the original fairytale - no biological ties between the trio or Amazon wouldn't permit the story to exist here. After a scene showcasing how daddy Vince and baby Adam are not related, the three men head to 3 Bears Pub (cute) for some drinks and maybe to pickup a plaything for the group. Not finding anything interesting in the bar, Vince turns to an app and locates Luke, a blond leather punk, nearby. They message briefly, but Vince's phone dies right after he suggests a location for Luke to meet the 3 men for the night. Now, personally, I would have had him come to the bar, but Vince sent this stranger their home address while the trio is put. Luke, the young punk that he is, gets miffed when Vince suddenly goes quiet on the app so he goes to the address given and finds no one home. He breaks into a shed, finds 3 motorcycles to try on for size, knocks one over, can't right it and decides to just leave his mess and go into the home that he finds unlocked. Once there, he gets into those sandwiches that Ethan had made along with some brownies that, unbeknownst to Luke, have a special ingredient. Luke gets sleepy and passes out in one of the beds.
That's where the story stops being at all clever or enjoyable for me. It goes hard-core more than erotic, in my opinion, and just lost me. I think it was Adam's detour into the pub's bathroom that took me out of it. Silly, I know, but I was just looking for Blondilocks and the 3 bears from the cover and this was too short for a sidequest by baby bear.
So I realize I am most definitely not the target for this story and I hated it, but I can see how others might like the elements that I did not. Not sure this author is for me, though, and I am now seriously side-eyeing the author who recommended them. I might check out The Misfits, which was the book actually recommended, but not any time soon.
I want to 1 star this so badly, but I will give credit for the idea behind the retelling and be grateful I was able to borrow this on KU rather than buy. This is a new to me author that was recently recommended in the newsletter of another author I subscribe to. This wasn't the recommended book, but it is the first I chose to read by this author because it was short and looked fun. I was not just judging the book by its cover, I was also intrigued by "furrytale." Having now read thus, I think there's a discrepancy in American and English English at play here because, much like leather jeans aren't a thing in the US, furry has a very different connotation to me.
Here we have leather mean living together. It starts with Ethan established as the mama bear with the description of "a domestic goddess making sandwiches at the kitchen table in a T-shirt, a pair of leather biker jeans and boots." Vince is the Daddy bear and Adam the baby bear in this retelling, but that's just them based very loosely on the original fairytale - no biological ties between the trio or Amazon wouldn't permit the story to exist here. After a scene showcasing how daddy Vince and baby Adam are not related, the three men head to 3 Bears Pub (cute) for some drinks and maybe to pickup a plaything for the group. Not finding anything interesting in the bar, Vince turns to an app and locates Luke, a blond leather punk, nearby. They message briefly, but Vince's phone dies right after he suggests a location for Luke to meet the 3 men for the night. Now, personally, I would have had him come to the bar, but Vince sent this stranger their home address while the trio is put. Luke, the young punk that he is, gets miffed when Vince suddenly goes quiet on the app so he goes to the address given and finds no one home. He breaks into a shed, finds 3 motorcycles to try on for size, knocks one over, can't right it and decides to just leave his mess and go into the home that he finds unlocked. Once there, he gets into those sandwiches that Ethan had made along with some brownies that, unbeknownst to Luke, have a special ingredient. Luke gets sleepy and passes out in one of the beds.
That's where the story stops being at all clever or enjoyable for me. It goes hard-core more than erotic, in my opinion, and just lost me. I think it was Adam's detour into the pub's bathroom that took me out of it. Silly, I know, but I was just looking for Blondilocks and the 3 bears from the cover and this was too short for a sidequest by baby bear.
So I realize I am most definitely not the target for this story and I hated it, but I can see how others might like the elements that I did not. Not sure this author is for me, though, and I am now seriously side-eyeing the author who recommended them. I might check out The Misfits, which was the book actually recommended, but not any time soon.
February 10, 2024
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Blondilocks by Nick Christie is a gay erotic short story. And let me tell you, it was as fun as it was filthy!
A modern-day fairytale retelling involving three leather-clad men who share a house, and the punkish twink who stumbles into their kinky den.
Like the prize that he is, all three have their way with a very willing Blondilocks, in what is a night of filthy hot good times. And I'm pretty sure he deemed them all 'just right'.
It was a short read but it definitely hit its mark.
Blondilocks by Nick Christie is a gay erotic short story. And let me tell you, it was as fun as it was filthy!
A modern-day fairytale retelling involving three leather-clad men who share a house, and the punkish twink who stumbles into their kinky den.
Like the prize that he is, all three have their way with a very willing Blondilocks, in what is a night of filthy hot good times. And I'm pretty sure he deemed them all 'just right'.
It was a short read but it definitely hit its mark.
February 16, 2021
Loved this? Awesome fun short sexy read. I love the twist on the Goldilocks story, but definitely not for children. THIS IS NOT A LOVE STORY. lol.
A wonderful hardcore sexy leather read. Mr Christie always delivers some incredible leather action. It maybe a fun short story, but I know many guys who behave like this, and it's great. Friends with benefits. If you are into gear, you will love Nick's descriptions and knowledge of leather.
I hope he does more furry tales!
3 Little pigs, Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood, the list is endless. Can't wait.
A wonderful hardcore sexy leather read. Mr Christie always delivers some incredible leather action. It maybe a fun short story, but I know many guys who behave like this, and it's great. Friends with benefits. If you are into gear, you will love Nick's descriptions and knowledge of leather.
I hope he does more furry tales!
3 Little pigs, Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood, the list is endless. Can't wait.
November 14, 2022
SCIENCE FACT:
maschietti, per ridurre del 20% la possibilità di tumore alla prostata dovreste avere 20 orgasmi al mese. Io ve lo dico, poi fate voi.
Questa versione x-rated di Riccioli D'Oro è esplicita ma non porca al punto da giustificare la mano nei pantaloni. Più che altro è divertente, sexy, mostra un mondo dove il sesso è libero e pure liberatorio. Non dovrebbe essere sempre così? Dettagli non da poco: Christie, fantastico leatherman nonché vero gentiluomo, l'ha scritta assai bene.
FUN FACT:
Per puro caso oggi - 14 novembre - è il suo compleanno.
maschietti, per ridurre del 20% la possibilità di tumore alla prostata dovreste avere 20 orgasmi al mese. Io ve lo dico, poi fate voi.
Questa versione x-rated di Riccioli D'Oro è esplicita ma non porca al punto da giustificare la mano nei pantaloni. Più che altro è divertente, sexy, mostra un mondo dove il sesso è libero e pure liberatorio. Non dovrebbe essere sempre così? Dettagli non da poco: Christie, fantastico leatherman nonché vero gentiluomo, l'ha scritta assai bene.
FUN FACT:
Per puro caso oggi - 14 novembre - è il suo compleanno.
April 29, 2023
The cover is astounding!
Goldilocks and the Three Bears eat your heart out!
You are upstaged by Blondilocks, bikers with their leather and perverse ways.
Easy to read, and wonderfully written this twink has the best night of his life, not with one but with these bikers all doing what they do best!!!!
No porridge to eat there but there was another delicacy!
I gave 5 stars as I thoroughly enjoyed every word!
Goldilocks and the Three Bears eat your heart out!
You are upstaged by Blondilocks, bikers with their leather and perverse ways.
Easy to read, and wonderfully written this twink has the best night of his life, not with one but with these bikers all doing what they do best!!!!
No porridge to eat there but there was another delicacy!
I gave 5 stars as I thoroughly enjoyed every word!
December 25, 2020
Fun and kinky
This was a fun kinky read. It’s not meant to be taken seriously, and that’s okay. If you are looking for no angst, non-romantic story about four young guys having a good time with each other, then this is the book for you!
This was a fun kinky read. It’s not meant to be taken seriously, and that’s okay. If you are looking for no angst, non-romantic story about four young guys having a good time with each other, then this is the book for you!
June 7, 2022
good
4 stars
New to me author but won’t be the last story I read by him.
Good erotic short story taking on the classic fairytale. Even though it was short it still moved along at a good pace and was entertaining.
Recommended
4 stars
New to me author but won’t be the last story I read by him.
Good erotic short story taking on the classic fairytale. Even though it was short it still moved along at a good pace and was entertaining.
Recommended
December 25, 2020
Hot story
Thanks for the short story. Love the three bears premise. Very fun. Nice hot scenes that are well written. Keep up the good work.
Thanks for the short story. Love the three bears premise. Very fun. Nice hot scenes that are well written. Keep up the good work.
December 25, 2020
Fifthly short story
January 4, 2021
Maybe I need a new shelf for this one: "short but not short enough"
February 7, 2021
Fun!
Super fun retelling. I couldn't wait to see what happened next. Special brownies, biker daddies, and a twink. What more could you want?
Super fun retelling. I couldn't wait to see what happened next. Special brownies, biker daddies, and a twink. What more could you want?
April 13, 2022
Modern gay fairytale. Very sexy version of the goldilocks and the three bears. Lots of kink and leather in this short story
November 20, 2022
3.5
Goldilocks & three bears retelling
This was a fast read, I think I would re-read it again
Definitely kinky!
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+t2s
+read for novemmbear
Goldilocks & three bears retelling
This was a fast read, I think I would re-read it again
Definitely kinky!
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+t2s
+read for novemmbear
July 30, 2024
4/5 stars! This book is exactly what it says it is: a quirky, spicy, bdsm erotica novella. I enjoyed it and found the leather kink fun to read about.
July 11, 2025
delightful short story.
August 16, 2021
This was very contrived to me
This is a short fairytale style story and seemed very contrived to me, but I will say I don't know much about the leather/daddy kink and way of life, especially in Great Britain. The sex seemed forced in the way it was written, which is where the contrived feeling came from. Plus none of the men in the book wore condoms at all, which honestly, grossed me out. They sleep with each other and strangers, and yet not a single condom was used. Some of the descriptions felt desperate to fill word count and overdone.
I am glad this was a borrowed KU book and not one I bought.
This is a short fairytale style story and seemed very contrived to me, but I will say I don't know much about the leather/daddy kink and way of life, especially in Great Britain. The sex seemed forced in the way it was written, which is where the contrived feeling came from. Plus none of the men in the book wore condoms at all, which honestly, grossed me out. They sleep with each other and strangers, and yet not a single condom was used. Some of the descriptions felt desperate to fill word count and overdone.
I am glad this was a borrowed KU book and not one I bought.
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