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272 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 4, 2021
I’ve never done anything like this, but I think it’s time to be bold. Would Galileo sit at home not experimenting with things because he never had? No. Would Newton have decided gravity wasn’t worth researching? No. It’s time for me to get my head out of the clouds and do something with myself.




The Darth Vader guy motions for some people dressed like Storm Troopers. After a quick explanation of what we’re doing, two of the Storm Troopers grab my arms as if pulling me away, but Julien grabs my shirt, tilts his face, and yes, I lean in and kiss that gorgeous mouth. It’s a peck, but it’s a kiss.
“I love you,” Julien says, with so much sincerity it takes my brain a few lagged seconds to realize this is role playing.
“I know,” I murmur Han’s famous line, studying Julien’s eyes.


It totally does not bother me that the Gabenator and Captain Planet are in the observatory getting it on. Nope. Not jealous.

“Want to go eat some tacos? Tacos make everything better.”

“You better hold my hand, or someone might try to capture you and keep you all for themselves.”
“And then what would happen?”
“I’d have to break in, get in a bunch of trouble, end up frozen. Wouldn’t be good.”

“You’re cute when you blush.”
I shake my head. “No, I’m never cute. I’m a tough ginger.”

"That’s why I think space is cool. There’s so much in it—stars, planets, moons, and galaxies—but yet, here we are. Just one Henry and just one Julien.”

As we walk, I grab his hand again to make sure we don’t get separated in the huge crowd. Yep, that’s why.

“I guess in its simplest form...what I think is cool is that there’s nothing you can do about it when it’s present. Two objects exert a force of attraction and draw together.” He smiles. “I’m revealing that not only am I a massive space nerd, but I’m a hopeless romantic. Gravity is like attraction to me. You can’t fight it once it's present.”

I wish I knew what went wrong for him. Maybe I could be the man who shows him it could be different. Maybe we could be an Orion Nebula. I shake my head. It would probably be a supernova like all my other relationships.

"I hold no reverence for my virgin status. It’s not a sacred gift or some shit. Virgin worship culture is not for me.”

“Because it’s a dick and dicks are good. Doesn’t matter what kind it is. Doesn’t matter if you were born with it, got it later, use a toy to have it. Dicks are good.”

“Where is Romeo?”
“Morning off. He had to get his car serviced.”
Samuel waggles his eyebrows. “Sounds like he’s really good at servicing.”

“Fair, but YOLO as the kids say.”
“Uh, used to say. Now they yeet things.”
“Any age can yeet.”
“This sounds like some kind of bodily function discussion.”

“Jules, they obviously did for him. I think he fell for you and it freaked him out.”
“So I lose anyway. The first guy who likes me back is too fucked up to follow through. Same result.”

“Don’t you know by now, Henry? I’d rather be with you than anyone else.”

“Oh my god. You discovered rimming.”
“That is some amazing shit. Giving and receiving. Like, who knew that part of your body was like, yes please, may I have another?”
“Who was the first person who looked at an asshole and was like, yeah, I’m gonna eat that?”



