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The Long-Lost Secret Diary

The Long-Lost Secret Diary of the World’s Worst Knight

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If you're reading this, you've found my secret diary.
It's not lost anymore then!
It's all about how I led a heroic quest and returned victorious.
Erm... sort of.


The Long-Lost Secret Diary of the World's Worst... series puts us bang in the middle of the lives of hapless people in frazzling situations! Could things get any worse?

196 pages, Kindle Edition

First published September 19, 2017

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Tim Collins

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335 reviews17 followers
January 10, 2019
I don't really read less than 500 pages books. So reading this was quite different and a bit childish than i would have gone for in a book. Quite a good book.
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Author 1 book22 followers
March 11, 2018
Sir Roderick is training to become a knight. He’s so sure he will be the greatest in the land, even better than Sir Gawain and Sir Galahad, that he started writing down his steps to success story in a diary. He wants to make sure everything is documented so that readers in the future will have all of his exciting events right on the page.

At first his assignments are very spectacular, he was assigned to clean the pigeon poo from the side of the castle wall at Doddingford Castle where he stays. He also had to wash all of the flags around the castle too. He discovered that learning to use a sword wasn’t as easy as other knights made it look. Needless to say, becoming a knight doesn’t seem to be as glamourous as Sir Roderick had thought.

Author Tim Collins has created a hilarious read for any early chapter book or middle grade reader. Inside, readers will find fun black and white illustrations and Get Real fun facts that share life in the early days of kingdoms and knighthood. Parents and teachers can use this as a read-a-loud tool and to open up discussions about life, unfortunate incidents and enjoy sharing their own stories of mishap.

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217 reviews5 followers
November 7, 2019
Loved it.
Would recommend.

Exactly the kind of books I'd want the young me to have read.
A balanced read. Has both, the funny bits and little informative tidbits sprinkled around.



Roderick wants to be a knight. So what happens when he is knighted just because of a delirious waking up of someone.



Do make your little ones read it. It has Children's Digest vibes to it.
Stories, with a little did you know kind of fact box in between.
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9,136 reviews157 followers
October 22, 2020
Roderick fantasizes about being a knight, and his dream comes true. Humorous, yet informative. Entertaining and fun.
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555 reviews2 followers
March 1, 2022
Je ziet het er aan de buitenkant niet meteen aan af, maar dit is een heel leuk en leerzaam boekje. Het verhaal is spannend en grappig. Zo wil de gevangene in de kerker graag een goede gevangene zijn en vraagt hij om zwaardere lijfstraffen. Om hem een plezier te doen draait Roderick de duimschroeven nog maar eens lekker stevig aan.

Het lopende verhaal wordt hier en daar aangevuld met weetjes. Die staan op een grijze ondergrond. Daardoor is dit boek een soort mix van fictie en non-fictie. Van harte aanbevolen als het tijdvak Ridders en monniken aan de orde komt in de klas!
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