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The Icicles: A Christmas Wedding
It’s about time writer Jonah Icicle takes Sandy Keye’s hand in marriage ... on Christmas Day!
The Icicle family is upside down again and who better to rescue them? Jonah, of course. As a blizzard builds outside, his fiancé Sandy becomes concerned the storm might threaten their wedding day. No fear, though -- Jonah gears up and plows forward, ready to face the snow and the Icicles.
A new addition to the family surprises him -- Magnum McKee, a snow buddy who happens to be his brother-in-law Bobo’s sexual therapy partner. Magnum causes a rift between Jonah’s two younger siblings, Jake and Willa. The brother and sister are in a face-off concerning Magnum’s position in Willa’s “threesome” marriage. Can Jonah smooth out their sibling rivalry before his happy day?
His mohter Pam is hiding a secret. Where is she running off to again? Something is going on and Jonah must get to the bottom of it. And his father Bill hangs out in the neighbor’s basement. Jonah has to help put a stop to his straying before he ends up in the next town over.
Throw a blizzard into the mix, Jonah’s bottom catching on fire, matching Christmas-themed briefs between Magnum and Bobo, a human snowman, and a wedding coordinator on cocaine. Despite all this, will Jonah have the perfect wedding on Christmas Day? Will he have the chance to marry the man he loves or not?
The Icicle family is upside down again and who better to rescue them? Jonah, of course. As a blizzard builds outside, his fiancé Sandy becomes concerned the storm might threaten their wedding day. No fear, though -- Jonah gears up and plows forward, ready to face the snow and the Icicles.
A new addition to the family surprises him -- Magnum McKee, a snow buddy who happens to be his brother-in-law Bobo’s sexual therapy partner. Magnum causes a rift between Jonah’s two younger siblings, Jake and Willa. The brother and sister are in a face-off concerning Magnum’s position in Willa’s “threesome” marriage. Can Jonah smooth out their sibling rivalry before his happy day?
His mohter Pam is hiding a secret. Where is she running off to again? Something is going on and Jonah must get to the bottom of it. And his father Bill hangs out in the neighbor’s basement. Jonah has to help put a stop to his straying before he ends up in the next town over.
Throw a blizzard into the mix, Jonah’s bottom catching on fire, matching Christmas-themed briefs between Magnum and Bobo, a human snowman, and a wedding coordinator on cocaine. Despite all this, will Jonah have the perfect wedding on Christmas Day? Will he have the chance to marry the man he loves or not?
- GenresHoliday
153 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 2, 2017
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About the author
R.W. Clinger
266 books31 followersR.W. Clinger lives in the Pittsburgh area. His hobbies include football, photography, and collecting rare books. Although he does dabble in writing suspense and mysteries, R.W. enjoys a good romance.
Being involved with his life partner for sixteen years, still in love, he bases his gay romantic fiction on his life, family, and long friendships. R.W. believes that without lovers, friends, and family, the world would lose valuable stories of passion and joy.
You can leave feedback for R.W. at kenitorico@verizon.net
Being involved with his life partner for sixteen years, still in love, he bases his gay romantic fiction on his life, family, and long friendships. R.W. believes that without lovers, friends, and family, the world would lose valuable stories of passion and joy.
You can leave feedback for R.W. at kenitorico@verizon.net
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September 23, 2024
Очікувала чогось цікавого, таке різдвяне, ага, а отримала чгг на ім'я Йона, який ніяк не може забути свого колишнього і постійно каже як його кохає і що не зможе перестати це робити; Бобо, який страждає від гіперсексуальності і пропонує переспати, або подрочити при вас, або ще якась фігня; пес, який теж якийсь збоченець, там була сцена з Сенді; мати Йони, яка спочатку казала, що буде сприймати Сенді як дівчину, бо це дівчаче ім'я, і щось там було про вагіну та груди, але в кінці вона все ж таки його прийняла; і батько, якого по суті взагалі не було в книжці; і найадекватніші це сестра Йони та Сенді.
January 2, 2018
A Scattered Thoughts and Rogue Words Review An Alisa Review:
Rating: 3 stars out of 5
What did I just read? That is what has been going through my head since I finished this book. With how they keep referring to what happened when Jonah brought his previous boyfriend home I can’t believe he is willing to bring another.
To me, Jonah’s family is just plain nuts. His mom doesn’t show respect for anyone, Bobo is at first only referred to as a cheater but apparently his hypersexuality is an excuse? He didn’t say one nice thing about anyone in his family when he was trying to reassure Sandy in the truck during the ride. I had trouble understanding these characters especially why they would subject themselves to these people even if they are family. So much seemed scattered throughout the story that it made it even harder to get into it.
The cover art by Written Ink Designs is nice Christmas themed cover.
Rating: 3 stars out of 5
What did I just read? That is what has been going through my head since I finished this book. With how they keep referring to what happened when Jonah brought his previous boyfriend home I can’t believe he is willing to bring another.
To me, Jonah’s family is just plain nuts. His mom doesn’t show respect for anyone, Bobo is at first only referred to as a cheater but apparently his hypersexuality is an excuse? He didn’t say one nice thing about anyone in his family when he was trying to reassure Sandy in the truck during the ride. I had trouble understanding these characters especially why they would subject themselves to these people even if they are family. So much seemed scattered throughout the story that it made it even harder to get into it.
The cover art by Written Ink Designs is nice Christmas themed cover.
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December 14, 2017Very over the top and really, Jonah was more in love with his ex boyfriend, Lucas, than with Sandy. I felt bad for Sandy, who does love Jonah.
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