”Chapter 1: Dagger’s Secret” starts in a low-life bar where Dagger Dixon, an ex-con is telling people that he got a Batman tattoo to teach him that he’s not the toughness mug in the world and to keep him straight.
Batman and Robin come in looking for a particular Tommy Silk and no one else.
Of course, they don’t have to do anything he says cause he’s not the law. So they’re going to rough him up instead.
”Uh-oh. … They’re gonna try to take ‘em. They never learn… ”
Dagger Dixon recognizes that Robin is Tim and actually helps out in fight so Robin doesn’t get hurt and earns the thanks of Batman as he’s dragging Tommy Silk out the door.
Later Dagger calls Tim and asks for money, but Tim says he can’t give him any.
So Dagger decides to ask the Penguin for some advice on how to blackmail a millionaire. But Penguin decides to just torture the blackmail secret out of him instead.
Dagger keeps him mouth shut and finds a way to escape the Penguin. He figures the only place he can go now is to see Tim at Wayne Manor.
But of course, the Penguin and his crew follow Dagger.
This was a lot of fun and actually is one of the better Tim Drake stories. Giving him a life from before being Robin. Great characters and great artwork. 5 stars.
”Chapter 2: A Little Thing” has Robin fighting a thug with a machine gun in Chuck E. Cheese! Gotta admire a good start to a story!
Nightwing and Batgirl are there an later chide him for jumping into the fight without a plan.
Robin’s just made at all the crooks with ‘gun fixations’. He longs for the ‘good old days’ when you just fought kooky criminals in colorful costumes, like he’s heard the first Robin got to enjoy…
So Nightwing and Batgirl come up with a plan….
Lucy Ricardo would be proud. They decide to pretend to be the kind of supervillains Robin wants to fight.
That was just an out-and-out blast to read! 5 stars, great art, fun story and character driven.
”Chapter 3: Six Hours to Kill” has Batman coming to the batcave after having been mysteriously away for hours.
”Oolong, young sir. Earl Grey is a breakfast tea.”
Chuck Dixon, Joe Staton and Terry Beatty. All-star team!
Batman stumbles out of the Batmobile saying he was poisoned and has six hours to live.
Alfred draws blood and hands it to Robin.
”We already know of an expert toxicologist. It will up to you to find her. And there’s very little time.”
Robin does find Poison Ivy and Harley (”The Boy Hostage!”). He convinces them to help, but they can only tell him it’s an animal toxin.
This was fun. Great art! A little too quickly paced, it could have been longer and I wouldn’t have minded. But very well done and something I haven’t seen before. 3 stars.
And seeing Poison Ivy labeled a ‘Biohazard Risk’ is pretty funny.
”Chapter 4: Tuesday Night” has Batman and Robin checking the top floors of a burning building to see if anyone is trapped there. There have been two other big fires the same night. It’s getting suspicious.
Then they get a call for another fire. They get there and start pulling kids from the flames.
The track down the contractor who worked on several of these buildings. A fourth building he worked on might go up in flames too.
They get there just in time to put the fire out and resuscitate a security guard who had a heart attack.
That was a fun story. The title kind of gives it away, but it was still a 5 star story.
”Chapter 5: Masterwork” starts with some woman writing a Batman TV show/comic book/film script?
The Batman she is writing arms himself with a gun and a knife and a bullet loaded bandoleer.
”Okay, let’s get him to the crime scene, blah, blah, blah, figure out later how he got there…”
”Every tiny hint of a clue gets tossed into the blender of his mind, to whir and frappe and marinate until finally a glorious soup of knowledge comes pouring out and he has his prey.. ”
Okay, this made me laugh.
She is quite shocked when the real Batman shows up behind her.
Apparently a lot of original manuscripts have been stolen from libraries. And the author Miss Staines keeps contaminating the crime scenes.
”I heard you overwriting. I thought I warned you to stay away.”
Okay. Two things. The story didn’t quite work. It could have been smoother.
The second thing is that this story had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with Robin?! So it makes no sense to be in this collection!
But it’s still 5 stars. 2 for weirdness, 2 for laugh out loud weirdness. 1 for swinging for the fences.
”Chapter 6: Death-Trap A-Go-Go” has Batman and Robin facing their own mortality.
”Robin, you have to put the situation in perspective. Deathtraps like this are part of the job, and trust me - - I’ve seen much worse.”
So Batman regales Robin with tales of the much tougher death-traps he’s escaped from and how he did it.
”He should be designing amusement parks rides. But it’s in one ear and out the other with criminals.”
”And opened up a big bat-can of whup- … ”
” Language, Robin. ”
That was a cute, if weird story. I’d like to see some better artists try it. The art was okay and told the story, but not impressive.
4 stars though.
There is a ‘Swamp Kid’ story at the end of the book, but honestly it was pretty lame.
All around a good 4 star book.