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A Kinda Fairytale #3
The Kingpin of Camelot
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Winner of the Romantic Times award for best Fantasy Romance of the Year!
In a world where fairytale characters are real, there are laws in place that attempt to keep the wicked witches, ugly stepsisters, and big, bad, wolves under control. But now, the bad guys are fighting for their rights...
The Queen: Guinevere must save Camelot. Ever since Arthur died, the evil Scarecrow has been trying to marry her and gain the crown. Unfortunately, the only man strong enough to help her is Kingpin Midas, a flashy, uneducated mobster dealing with a curse. Gwen is a logical, rational woman, though, and she can draft one hell of a contract. She’s pretty sure she can come up with an offer not even the kingdom’s greatest villain can refuse.
The Kingpin: Anything Midas touches turns to gold. Literally. The curse has helped him to rule Camelot’s underworld with an iron fist. He’s convinced there’s nothing he can’t buy. One look at Gwen and Midas knows that he’s about to make his most brilliant purchase, yet. He’s about to own the one woman in the world he would give anything to possess. All he has to do to claim her is somehow win a war against the smartest man in Camelot, hide his growing feelings from Gwen, and adjust to a five year old demanding bedtime stories from a gangster. Simple, right?
Can their “fake marriage” become more real than either of them ever imagined?
Winner of the Romantic Times award for best Fantasy Romance of the Year!
In a world where fairytale characters are real, there are laws in place that attempt to keep the wicked witches, ugly stepsisters, and big, bad, wolves under control. But now, the bad guys are fighting for their rights...
The Queen: Guinevere must save Camelot. Ever since Arthur died, the evil Scarecrow has been trying to marry her and gain the crown. Unfortunately, the only man strong enough to help her is Kingpin Midas, a flashy, uneducated mobster dealing with a curse. Gwen is a logical, rational woman, though, and she can draft one hell of a contract. She’s pretty sure she can come up with an offer not even the kingdom’s greatest villain can refuse.
The Kingpin: Anything Midas touches turns to gold. Literally. The curse has helped him to rule Camelot’s underworld with an iron fist. He’s convinced there’s nothing he can’t buy. One look at Gwen and Midas knows that he’s about to make his most brilliant purchase, yet. He’s about to own the one woman in the world he would give anything to possess. All he has to do to claim her is somehow win a war against the smartest man in Camelot, hide his growing feelings from Gwen, and adjust to a five year old demanding bedtime stories from a gangster. Simple, right?
Can their “fake marriage” become more real than either of them ever imagined?
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First published July 31, 2017
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April 3, 2021
16th April 2019
This fun spin/retelling of the myth of Camelot remains my favourite, and I still prefer the ending in Gannon's story to what happens in the original tale.
24th Feb 2019:
This remains a fab read, one I can always get lost in.
26th October 2018:
There's something about this book, I have a habit of re-reading it quite a bit. Gannon has created an engaging collection of characters, a narrative which surprised me. A good twist on the original story, this book has humour, charm and characters that draw you in and keep your attention.
This may be the 3rd in the series, but it can be read as a standalone, and is my favourite in the series so far.
This fun spin/retelling of the myth of Camelot remains my favourite, and I still prefer the ending in Gannon's story to what happens in the original tale.
24th Feb 2019:
This remains a fab read, one I can always get lost in.
26th October 2018:
There's something about this book, I have a habit of re-reading it quite a bit. Gannon has created an engaging collection of characters, a narrative which surprised me. A good twist on the original story, this book has humour, charm and characters that draw you in and keep your attention.
This may be the 3rd in the series, but it can be read as a standalone, and is my favourite in the series so far.
November 6, 2017
4.5 Happily Ever After stars
One of the best fairytale retellings I've ever read! Cassandra Gannon took all the fairytales and myths and turned them on their heads. When Ilona Andrews recommended this book on their newsletter I was immediately fascinated, rather like a vampire smelling blood. And much like a vampire I really had to stick my teeth in it. I even read it out of order!
Believe me I paid for it. My brain would not shut up about how much better it would be if I read the others first. But you really don't need to. Cassandra Gannon does a brilliant job of pulling you in her world without much effort and without making you feel lost. The worldbuilding, the ingenious setting and the writing was exceptional.
This book is about legendary King Midas and Queen Guinevere. Yes, that Guinevere, the one married to King Arthur from the Knights of the Round Table and Sword In The Stone fame. And Midas the king that would turn everything he touched into pure gold.
Got your attention? Now, forget about everything you know about these three because the author blitzed it all out the water. Arthur is dead and no one is particularly upset about it. The throne is being usurped by his chief advisor, an evil scarecrow, that's trying to force Gwen into marrying him. Gwen is having none of that and manages to escape with her daughter Avalon. She runs to the biggest Kingpin of the kingdom, Midas. She offers him the kingdom in return for her daughters safety. If she marries him then Midas will have everything.
Midas on the other hand just wants Gwen. He'll sign her contract and help her get the kingdom just as long as she stays with him. He isn’t the tawdry, feral animal that Arthur despised. He's just Bad folk and Bad folk are well, bad and evil. Or are they? And who are the Good folk to judge and label? The way Gwen sees it, he’s a kind and gentle man, who needs her help just as much as she needs his. The longer she’s around Midas the more Gwen realizes that their “fake marriage” might be more real than she ever imagined.
The only thing that made me mark it down a bit was that both Midas and Gwen go on a bit too much about certain issues. Too much waffling and faffing until finally they realize the truth. Not that I didn't enjoy their prater but it was a tiny bit much after a certain point. The author actually talks of it in her Notes at the end : "Writing their relationship was only difficult in the sense that they talked a lot, which is why this is the longest book I’ve published to date." Other than this small issue I thoroughly enjoyed myself. I gave in to my brain and I'm now reading book one which so far is hilarious and innovating in a way I haven't read before. Recommend whole heartedly, especially to those that love a good retelling with a twist!
One of the best fairytale retellings I've ever read! Cassandra Gannon took all the fairytales and myths and turned them on their heads. When Ilona Andrews recommended this book on their newsletter I was immediately fascinated, rather like a vampire smelling blood. And much like a vampire I really had to stick my teeth in it. I even read it out of order!
Believe me I paid for it. My brain would not shut up about how much better it would be if I read the others first. But you really don't need to. Cassandra Gannon does a brilliant job of pulling you in her world without much effort and without making you feel lost. The worldbuilding, the ingenious setting and the writing was exceptional.
This book is about legendary King Midas and Queen Guinevere. Yes, that Guinevere, the one married to King Arthur from the Knights of the Round Table and Sword In The Stone fame. And Midas the king that would turn everything he touched into pure gold.
Got your attention? Now, forget about everything you know about these three because the author blitzed it all out the water. Arthur is dead and no one is particularly upset about it. The throne is being usurped by his chief advisor, an evil scarecrow, that's trying to force Gwen into marrying him. Gwen is having none of that and manages to escape with her daughter Avalon. She runs to the biggest Kingpin of the kingdom, Midas. She offers him the kingdom in return for her daughters safety. If she marries him then Midas will have everything.
Midas on the other hand just wants Gwen. He'll sign her contract and help her get the kingdom just as long as she stays with him. He isn’t the tawdry, feral animal that Arthur despised. He's just Bad folk and Bad folk are well, bad and evil. Or are they? And who are the Good folk to judge and label? The way Gwen sees it, he’s a kind and gentle man, who needs her help just as much as she needs his. The longer she’s around Midas the more Gwen realizes that their “fake marriage” might be more real than she ever imagined.
The only thing that made me mark it down a bit was that both Midas and Gwen go on a bit too much about certain issues. Too much waffling and faffing until finally they realize the truth. Not that I didn't enjoy their prater but it was a tiny bit much after a certain point. The author actually talks of it in her Notes at the end : "Writing their relationship was only difficult in the sense that they talked a lot, which is why this is the longest book I’ve published to date." Other than this small issue I thoroughly enjoyed myself. I gave in to my brain and I'm now reading book one which so far is hilarious and innovating in a way I haven't read before. Recommend whole heartedly, especially to those that love a good retelling with a twist!
February 12, 2025
First off, Ilona Andrews recommended this book, and she rarely endorses anything, so I immediately took notice. I’m so glad I did because this book ROCKED!
I love fantasy, but even more, I love books that color outside the lines. When authors take a genre or an idea and flip it on its head—color me intrigued!
The Kingpin of Camelot was my first book by Cassandra Gannon, but it certainly won’t be my last. She absolutely blew me away—not only with the story, but also with her creation of a highly appealing heroine and, of course, a charmingly clever Midas.
To give you an idea of what this book is about: The author reimagines the legend of King Arthur and Guinevere, mixes in some Oz and other fairytale characters, and completely turns everything upside down. Nothing is quite as it seems, and that’s what made it so thrilling! The twists allowed for incredible character development—sometimes surprising, sometimes hilarious, and always engaging.
I was ENCHANTED! Truly, this book was immensely enjoyable, captivating, and fabulously entertaining. I LOVED it! It made me HAPPY! I found myself smiling through the entire story.
For anyone familiar with Amanda Quick, I was reminded of her books while reading this. I devoured all of her works years ago, and one of my absolute favorites was Ravished. What stood out in those stories were the spunky heroines—often married or engaged to incredibly powerful men with dark reputations—but the heroines only saw the goodness, nobility, and hidden compassion beneath. And that’s how Cassandra Gannon wrote her Guinevere, and I was immediately hooked.
Guinevere, feeling like the heartless queen, and Midas, the noble one, had me laughing out loud. Midas, smart and clever as he was, let her believe that—and then went on conquering his queen. He was always a few steps ahead, especially when it came to Guinevere, ensuring nothing would ever come between them. SWOON! My heart went all gooey and fuzzy for him.
Now, on top of having two fantastic main characters, Guinevere and Midas, Gannon crafted two more unforgettable personalities that turned the duo into a quartet of memorable characters. These additions made me fall in love not only with the story but also with the author. I can’t wait to dive into book 1, Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf!
So, long review, short story: READ IT!
If you love unique storylines with a fabulous cast, this book is a must. It’s currently available on Kindle Unlimited—another reason to sign up for KU.
I love fantasy, but even more, I love books that color outside the lines. When authors take a genre or an idea and flip it on its head—color me intrigued!
The Kingpin of Camelot was my first book by Cassandra Gannon, but it certainly won’t be my last. She absolutely blew me away—not only with the story, but also with her creation of a highly appealing heroine and, of course, a charmingly clever Midas.
To give you an idea of what this book is about: The author reimagines the legend of King Arthur and Guinevere, mixes in some Oz and other fairytale characters, and completely turns everything upside down. Nothing is quite as it seems, and that’s what made it so thrilling! The twists allowed for incredible character development—sometimes surprising, sometimes hilarious, and always engaging.
I was ENCHANTED! Truly, this book was immensely enjoyable, captivating, and fabulously entertaining. I LOVED it! It made me HAPPY! I found myself smiling through the entire story.
For anyone familiar with Amanda Quick, I was reminded of her books while reading this. I devoured all of her works years ago, and one of my absolute favorites was Ravished. What stood out in those stories were the spunky heroines—often married or engaged to incredibly powerful men with dark reputations—but the heroines only saw the goodness, nobility, and hidden compassion beneath. And that’s how Cassandra Gannon wrote her Guinevere, and I was immediately hooked.
Guinevere, feeling like the heartless queen, and Midas, the noble one, had me laughing out loud. Midas, smart and clever as he was, let her believe that—and then went on conquering his queen. He was always a few steps ahead, especially when it came to Guinevere, ensuring nothing would ever come between them. SWOON! My heart went all gooey and fuzzy for him.
Now, on top of having two fantastic main characters, Guinevere and Midas, Gannon crafted two more unforgettable personalities that turned the duo into a quartet of memorable characters. These additions made me fall in love not only with the story but also with the author. I can’t wait to dive into book 1, Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf!
So, long review, short story: READ IT!
If you love unique storylines with a fabulous cast, this book is a must. It’s currently available on Kindle Unlimited—another reason to sign up for KU.
December 7, 2019
ABSOLUTELY LOVED!!! Cassandra Gannon is my favorite author of fairytales/retellings and this series is one of the BEST in the genre that I've ever read. The Kingpin of Camelot is a play on Midas and King Arthur - I loved Gwen and Midas' story SO much. It's hilarious and sweet, with a single mother heroine who thinks she's almost-Bad and a hero who worships her and thinks he's not good enough for her but is having her anyway. I'm dying for more already!
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Rereading Dec 2019 in time for the time next book! And yep, loved it just as much as I did the first time around. CG never fails to make me laugh and swoon.
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Rereading Dec 2019 in time for the time next book! And yep, loved it just as much as I did the first time around. CG never fails to make me laugh and swoon.
April 3, 2023
4.5 stars rounded up
Talk about right book at the right time, The Kingpin of Camelot checked all the boxes I needed at the moment and it consumed most of my day. I barely did any adulting because I had to know what happened next and because of all the laughing and joy, with occasional swooning, that occurred. This is the first book in the series I've read and it does standalone, although it refers to some prior events. The structure of the story is a little confusing at times because it bounces back and forth in time, in addition to some aspects of the storytelling being revealed as everything unfolds. But Guinevere (h), Midas (H), and the rest of their little unit, Gwen's daughter Avalon and Midas' bodyguard Trystan, were incredible characters in a fascinating take on a fairytale world with a truly entertaining fight for the throne occurring. Written in third person, multi-POV including bad guys. No ow drama, some om drama from a villain who wants to marry h so he can be king, and both main characters do act jealous over the other and have the mistaken idea that the other could end up with someone else in the end, but that's never a possibility, they're literally made for each other. Neither are virgins - h had only been with her deceased husband (and the sex wasn't good) and no history given for the H that I remember other than he wasn't in relationships but also didn't seem to be a manwhore, he's Midas so if he touches something with his bare hands, they turn to gold.
I can't blather on and on about all the things I loved about this book because spoilers. I'll say this took me on a ride and to some unexpected places. I loved that while there's an instalove feel to the romance, there's also true development and growth and falling in love shown on page. There's also possessiveness and claiming of each other *and* Midas claiming Avalon as his daughter (which legit made me tear up). Gwen runs to Midas, who's the kingpin of the criminal underworld, after the death of the king, Arthur. Arthur's closest advisor, the Scarecrow, wants to marry Gwen and take Camelot's throne. Gwen is certain that Midas will keep her and Avalon safe and negotiates a "fake" marriage and Midas helping Gwen to win the throne for future Avalon. Midas agrees while keeping Gwen from realizing that she's his True Love (basically a fated mate). People in this fantasy world are born either Good or Bad and there's inherent bias and prejudice against those who are Bad. Which colors Midas' view of himself as he's Bad and Gwen is Good so he thinks of himself as lesser and that Gwen won't want him outside of the Contract they draw up to help her win the throne.
Now I was not in the mood for a hero who's down on himself, but this book is full of humor and also, Gwen consistently standing up for those who are Bad (Avalon is Bad too and Gwen is a badass mom) and specifically building up Midas. She tells him all the time all the ways that he's actually good and wonderful. He may not believe her, but in turn spoils Gwen and Avalon, supports and protects them, and is generally just all the best book boyfriend material. I loved both of them so much. I loved Avalon in all her tiny, powerful glory. I loved Trystan in his unemotional, but still caring gryphon nature. These four become a family and it's lovely. Because Midas is hiding that Gwen is his True Love and due to the development of their relationship, this is a slow burn. There are a couple of steamy scenes, but the focus of the book is on the amazing plot and the characters.
I did have moments where I lovingly thought both Gwen and Midas were idiots. They were adorable idiots though and even when they didn't communicate or they made assumptions, I didn't get frustrated. I think because of the overall pacing of the story and the funny moments. Certain aspects could have led to more angst than they did and some scenes turned out unexpectedly sweeter as truths were revealed.
The fight for the throne of Camelot does take time and definitely some actual fighting. Some violence and intense moments happen on page, but nothing too dark. The villains are dangerous and evil though. Gwen and Midas are equal partners in that fight and this isn't the type of book where the heroine gets taken by the bad guy and the hero rushes in like a white knight. These two save each other, it was glorious. This book had me laughing, tearing up, thrilled with the romance, and then the climax was so good. With a satisfying epilogue several months into the future of them in their HEA. I highly recommend this! I don't know if everyone will find the writing style and humor to their taste, but this worked for me in the best way. Now I probably do need to do some adulting.
Talk about right book at the right time, The Kingpin of Camelot checked all the boxes I needed at the moment and it consumed most of my day. I barely did any adulting because I had to know what happened next and because of all the laughing and joy, with occasional swooning, that occurred. This is the first book in the series I've read and it does standalone, although it refers to some prior events. The structure of the story is a little confusing at times because it bounces back and forth in time, in addition to some aspects of the storytelling being revealed as everything unfolds. But Guinevere (h), Midas (H), and the rest of their little unit, Gwen's daughter Avalon and Midas' bodyguard Trystan, were incredible characters in a fascinating take on a fairytale world with a truly entertaining fight for the throne occurring. Written in third person, multi-POV including bad guys. No ow drama, some om drama from a villain who wants to marry h so he can be king, and both main characters do act jealous over the other and have the mistaken idea that the other could end up with someone else in the end, but that's never a possibility, they're literally made for each other. Neither are virgins - h had only been with her deceased husband (and the sex wasn't good) and no history given for the H that I remember other than he wasn't in relationships but also didn't seem to be a manwhore, he's Midas so if he touches something with his bare hands, they turn to gold.
I can't blather on and on about all the things I loved about this book because spoilers. I'll say this took me on a ride and to some unexpected places. I loved that while there's an instalove feel to the romance, there's also true development and growth and falling in love shown on page. There's also possessiveness and claiming of each other *and* Midas claiming Avalon as his daughter (which legit made me tear up). Gwen runs to Midas, who's the kingpin of the criminal underworld, after the death of the king, Arthur. Arthur's closest advisor, the Scarecrow, wants to marry Gwen and take Camelot's throne. Gwen is certain that Midas will keep her and Avalon safe and negotiates a "fake" marriage and Midas helping Gwen to win the throne for future Avalon. Midas agrees while keeping Gwen from realizing that she's his True Love (basically a fated mate). People in this fantasy world are born either Good or Bad and there's inherent bias and prejudice against those who are Bad. Which colors Midas' view of himself as he's Bad and Gwen is Good so he thinks of himself as lesser and that Gwen won't want him outside of the Contract they draw up to help her win the throne.
Now I was not in the mood for a hero who's down on himself, but this book is full of humor and also, Gwen consistently standing up for those who are Bad (Avalon is Bad too and Gwen is a badass mom) and specifically building up Midas. She tells him all the time all the ways that he's actually good and wonderful. He may not believe her, but in turn spoils Gwen and Avalon, supports and protects them, and is generally just all the best book boyfriend material. I loved both of them so much. I loved Avalon in all her tiny, powerful glory. I loved Trystan in his unemotional, but still caring gryphon nature. These four become a family and it's lovely. Because Midas is hiding that Gwen is his True Love and due to the development of their relationship, this is a slow burn. There are a couple of steamy scenes, but the focus of the book is on the amazing plot and the characters.
I did have moments where I lovingly thought both Gwen and Midas were idiots. They were adorable idiots though and even when they didn't communicate or they made assumptions, I didn't get frustrated. I think because of the overall pacing of the story and the funny moments. Certain aspects could have led to more angst than they did and some scenes turned out unexpectedly sweeter as truths were revealed.
The fight for the throne of Camelot does take time and definitely some actual fighting. Some violence and intense moments happen on page, but nothing too dark. The villains are dangerous and evil though. Gwen and Midas are equal partners in that fight and this isn't the type of book where the heroine gets taken by the bad guy and the hero rushes in like a white knight. These two save each other, it was glorious. This book had me laughing, tearing up, thrilled with the romance, and then the climax was so good. With a satisfying epilogue several months into the future of them in their HEA. I highly recommend this! I don't know if everyone will find the writing style and humor to their taste, but this worked for me in the best way. Now I probably do need to do some adulting.
August 31, 2017
If you like fairytale pastiche with some twists and sex, these are the books for you and they are completely addictive. I have had so much fun with these books.....
October 23, 2025
French & English reviews
OMG je crois que c'est UN ÉNORME coup de cœur !!!
Quand Ilona Andrews a recommandé ce livre, j'étais un peu dubitative. Je n'ai jamais douté de Ilona Andrews (<3) mais j'ai trop souvent été déçue par les contes de fées révisés (héroïnes trop cruches, styles d'écriture pourris ...) ... Alors j'ai attendu et attendu ... Et finalement, la curiosité l'a emporté ET j'ai fini par céder ... ET JE NE REGRETTE RIEN !!! Ça a été un énorme coup de cœur surprise !!
Ce que j'ai particulièrement aimé :
- le style de l'auteur avec l'alternance entre les différents points de vue des personnages, l'humour, les rebondissements ...
- l'univers qui est tellement original avec un monde où s'affrontent les Bons et les Méchants mais avec en réalité beaucoup de nuances et surtout où on retrouve beaucoup de personnages tirés de contes et de légendes (Guinevere, Midas ...)
- cette histoire d' "Amour Véritable" (je déteste d'habitude quand les héros sont "prédestinés" mais là, ça a été un coup de cœur, surtout que les Méchants savent immédiatement qui est leur Amour Véritable alors que les Bons ne le savent qu'après avoir couché ...)
- les deux personnages principaux Midas et Guinevere (j'ai tellement ri et couiné, ils sont à la fois attachants, adorables et tellement humains <3)
- j'ai adoré les personnages secondaires (je veux plus de Trystan !! Je veux qu'il ait son HEA !!)
Bref, gros coup de cœur x) Bon comme d'habitude, j'ai commencé par le troisième livre mais je fonce immédiatement lire le premier =D
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OMG I think it is a HUGE LOVE AT FIRST READ !!!
When Ilona Andrews recommended this book, I was a little dubious. I never doubted Ilona Andrews (<3) but I have too often been disappointed by revised fairy tales (heroines too stupid, BAD styles of writing ...) ... So I waited and waited ... And finally, the curiosity prevailed AND I finally yielded ... AND I DO NOT REGRET IT AT ALL !!! It was a huge good surprise !!
What I particularly liked :
- the style of the author with the alternation between the different points of view of the characters, the humor, the twists ...
- the universe which is so original with a world where the Good and the Bad are confronted but with many nuances and especially where one finds many characters drawn from tales and legends (Guinevere, Midas ...)
- the thing with "True Love" (I usually hate when the heroes are "predestined" but there I SO love it, especially that the Bad ones know immediately who is their True Love while the Good ones know it only after having sex ...)
- the two main characters Midas and Guinevere (I laughed and laughed so much, they are both endearing, adorable and so human <3)
- I loved the secondary characters (I want more Trystan !! I want him to have his HEA !!)
In short, big crush x) Well as usual, I started with the third book but I'm going to read the first one right now =D
OMG je crois que c'est UN ÉNORME coup de cœur !!!
Quand Ilona Andrews a recommandé ce livre, j'étais un peu dubitative. Je n'ai jamais douté de Ilona Andrews (<3) mais j'ai trop souvent été déçue par les contes de fées révisés (héroïnes trop cruches, styles d'écriture pourris ...) ... Alors j'ai attendu et attendu ... Et finalement, la curiosité l'a emporté ET j'ai fini par céder ... ET JE NE REGRETTE RIEN !!! Ça a été un énorme coup de cœur surprise !!
Ce que j'ai particulièrement aimé :
- le style de l'auteur avec l'alternance entre les différents points de vue des personnages, l'humour, les rebondissements ...
- l'univers qui est tellement original avec un monde où s'affrontent les Bons et les Méchants mais avec en réalité beaucoup de nuances et surtout où on retrouve beaucoup de personnages tirés de contes et de légendes (Guinevere, Midas ...)
- cette histoire d' "Amour Véritable" (je déteste d'habitude quand les héros sont "prédestinés" mais là, ça a été un coup de cœur, surtout que les Méchants savent immédiatement qui est leur Amour Véritable alors que les Bons ne le savent qu'après avoir couché ...)
- les deux personnages principaux Midas et Guinevere (j'ai tellement ri et couiné, ils sont à la fois attachants, adorables et tellement humains <3)
- j'ai adoré les personnages secondaires (je veux plus de Trystan !! Je veux qu'il ait son HEA !!)
Bref, gros coup de cœur x) Bon comme d'habitude, j'ai commencé par le troisième livre mais je fonce immédiatement lire le premier =D
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OMG I think it is a HUGE LOVE AT FIRST READ !!!
When Ilona Andrews recommended this book, I was a little dubious. I never doubted Ilona Andrews (<3) but I have too often been disappointed by revised fairy tales (heroines too stupid, BAD styles of writing ...) ... So I waited and waited ... And finally, the curiosity prevailed AND I finally yielded ... AND I DO NOT REGRET IT AT ALL !!! It was a huge good surprise !!
What I particularly liked :
- the style of the author with the alternation between the different points of view of the characters, the humor, the twists ...
- the universe which is so original with a world where the Good and the Bad are confronted but with many nuances and especially where one finds many characters drawn from tales and legends (Guinevere, Midas ...)
- the thing with "True Love" (I usually hate when the heroes are "predestined" but there I SO love it, especially that the Bad ones know immediately who is their True Love while the Good ones know it only after having sex ...)
- the two main characters Midas and Guinevere (I laughed and laughed so much, they are both endearing, adorable and so human <3)
- I loved the secondary characters (I want more Trystan !! I want him to have his HEA !!)
In short, big crush x) Well as usual, I started with the third book but I'm going to read the first one right now =D
January 4, 2019
New favorite book alert!!!!
Why do I love this story?
There is so much going on. I prefer plot driven stories over character driven stories. This is fast paced and there are so many questions to be answered, tropes I love and enemies to slay.
Marriage of convenience, A prison break, All the toys you can imagine, A king slaying queen, A coup.
Who is Avalon's real father? Who is Midas's True Love? What happens when Gallahad returns? How did Arthur die? Where is the wand?
Shopaholic, collector Midas.
A bodyguard with honour, no filter, no emotions, homicidal tendencies and a soft spot for kids.
Open communucation. They talk about everything.
I’m certainly not telling you to change. I would hate for you to become cynical and hardened, like me. It’s wonderful that you’ve retained your innocence.”
Midas’ eyes had flicked up to her, like that heartfelt assurance confused him. Then he’d honest-to-God looked over his shoulder to see if she was talking to someone else.
Midas COMPLETELY sells the idea of True Love and love at first sight.
Midas wanted to make sure everyone in Camelot knew she’d married him. Bragging, arrogance, territorialism, pride… whatever you called it, he had no desire to hide his triumph.
Hell, he might just take out a billboard.
Perspectives on Parenting
“Trystan says size isn’t important in battle, just you’s willingness to kill and die for glory.”
“This is why no queen should ever take a mate.” Trystan instructed Avalon. “It makes you soft. Remember that as you ascend your throne. Queens need only slaves and consorts.”
I only got the basic necessities.”
“You bought a four-foot tall robotic teddy bear that plays golf.”
“All children need one of those. The shop clerk assured me it’s educational.”
Why do I love this story?
There is so much going on. I prefer plot driven stories over character driven stories. This is fast paced and there are so many questions to be answered, tropes I love and enemies to slay.
Marriage of convenience, A prison break, All the toys you can imagine, A king slaying queen, A coup.
Who is Avalon's real father? Who is Midas's True Love? What happens when Gallahad returns? How did Arthur die? Where is the wand?
Shopaholic, collector Midas.
A bodyguard with honour, no filter, no emotions, homicidal tendencies and a soft spot for kids.
Open communucation. They talk about everything.
I’m certainly not telling you to change. I would hate for you to become cynical and hardened, like me. It’s wonderful that you’ve retained your innocence.”
Midas’ eyes had flicked up to her, like that heartfelt assurance confused him. Then he’d honest-to-God looked over his shoulder to see if she was talking to someone else.
Midas COMPLETELY sells the idea of True Love and love at first sight.
Midas wanted to make sure everyone in Camelot knew she’d married him. Bragging, arrogance, territorialism, pride… whatever you called it, he had no desire to hide his triumph.
Hell, he might just take out a billboard.
Perspectives on Parenting
“Trystan says size isn’t important in battle, just you’s willingness to kill and die for glory.”
“This is why no queen should ever take a mate.” Trystan instructed Avalon. “It makes you soft. Remember that as you ascend your throne. Queens need only slaves and consorts.”
I only got the basic necessities.”
“You bought a four-foot tall robotic teddy bear that plays golf.”
“All children need one of those. The shop clerk assured me it’s educational.”
April 22, 2024
Midas is such a sweetheart! Ugh, I loved him.
This was a really fun book with wackadoodle world-building. The main and secondary characters are fantastic and the plot is great, but very little about the world building makes any sense.
Basically, the author threw every folktale, fairy tale, myth, mother Goose rhyme, and fantasy world together to get the most bizarre cast of characters. Modern inventions (such as cell phones) as well as medieval settings (such as castles with moats) are provided to make anything work the author wants. The author doesn't seem to care about plotholes... as long as the book moves forward, all rules are meaningless.
For instance, his "curse" only works on living things... until he wants to make gold out of straw. And Merlyn's castle can only be entered by family members... except for the villains who enter it to kill the main characters.
I mean, it still worked. It was fun to see Gwen and Midas fall in love and defeat evil. Love the found family and the idea that you can choose your family.
This was a really fun book with wackadoodle world-building. The main and secondary characters are fantastic and the plot is great, but very little about the world building makes any sense.
Basically, the author threw every folktale, fairy tale, myth, mother Goose rhyme, and fantasy world together to get the most bizarre cast of characters. Modern inventions (such as cell phones) as well as medieval settings (such as castles with moats) are provided to make anything work the author wants. The author doesn't seem to care about plotholes... as long as the book moves forward, all rules are meaningless.
For instance, his "curse" only works on living things... until he wants to make gold out of straw. And Merlyn's castle can only be entered by family members... except for the villains who enter it to kill the main characters.
I mean, it still worked. It was fun to see Gwen and Midas fall in love and defeat evil. Love the found family and the idea that you can choose your family.
August 19, 2017
I really enjoyed this book and it's going on my keeper shelf to re-read. It was so funny that I kept laughing out loud.
I also liked how hard Midas tried to make Gwen and her daughter like him.
Examples of funny quotes:
"He picked up a remote control and clicked on his two-story high fireplace, in case she was cold. The mantle was made of yellow bricks. Damn Munchkins had charged him an outrageous amount for each and every one, but they were the best."
She crossed her arms over her chest, reminding herself to stay strong in the face of his marshmallow-ness. “You don’t need to buy us things, Midas.”
He hesitated and she could tell he didn’t agree. “I only got the basic necessities.”
“You bought a four-foot tall robotic teddy bear that plays golf.”
“All children need one of those. The shop clerk assured me it’s educational.”
“In addition to lacking a sense of right and wrong, my prison psychiatrist informs me that I’m pathologically incapable of doing what Good folk want.” Midas explained, like that nonsense was somehow true. “I’m also prone to disproportionally violent responses when people cross me. I’m selfish, greedy, narcissistic, and --in short-- irredeemably Bad.
"What about starting some kind of henchman school?” The Cat chimed in, absently strumming her fiddle, which was lying flat on the (not-round) table. It was a nervous tick. “They need training in the minion-ing arts. Those dishes and spoons I work with are fucking nymphos, constantly running off together. It’s cutting into my bottom line, especially since the Cow jumped off to who-the-hell-knows-where.” She looked over at Little Dog. “Am I right?”
Little Dog laughed, because Little Dog always laughed, because Little Dog was always high. Midas had no idea how the jackass got any villainy done when he was forever stoned out of his spotted skull."
I loved how in love with Gwen Midas was and how he would protect her from anyone and everything.
This book had it all, hot intimate scenes, humor, good plot, and great supporting characters. I really want Trystan the Gryphon to get a book, I'd love to see Trystan fall in love.
I can see myself re-reading this book over and over as a comfort read. Good romance, hot, funny, and no angst.
I have not read the earlier books in the series and the author told the reader everything they needed to know. I plan to go back and see if I like book 1 and book 2 as much as I did Midas and Gwen's book 3.
I also liked how hard Midas tried to make Gwen and her daughter like him.
Examples of funny quotes:
"He picked up a remote control and clicked on his two-story high fireplace, in case she was cold. The mantle was made of yellow bricks. Damn Munchkins had charged him an outrageous amount for each and every one, but they were the best."
She crossed her arms over her chest, reminding herself to stay strong in the face of his marshmallow-ness. “You don’t need to buy us things, Midas.”
He hesitated and she could tell he didn’t agree. “I only got the basic necessities.”
“You bought a four-foot tall robotic teddy bear that plays golf.”
“All children need one of those. The shop clerk assured me it’s educational.”
“In addition to lacking a sense of right and wrong, my prison psychiatrist informs me that I’m pathologically incapable of doing what Good folk want.” Midas explained, like that nonsense was somehow true. “I’m also prone to disproportionally violent responses when people cross me. I’m selfish, greedy, narcissistic, and --in short-- irredeemably Bad.
"What about starting some kind of henchman school?” The Cat chimed in, absently strumming her fiddle, which was lying flat on the (not-round) table. It was a nervous tick. “They need training in the minion-ing arts. Those dishes and spoons I work with are fucking nymphos, constantly running off together. It’s cutting into my bottom line, especially since the Cow jumped off to who-the-hell-knows-where.” She looked over at Little Dog. “Am I right?”
Little Dog laughed, because Little Dog always laughed, because Little Dog was always high. Midas had no idea how the jackass got any villainy done when he was forever stoned out of his spotted skull."
I loved how in love with Gwen Midas was and how he would protect her from anyone and everything.
This book had it all, hot intimate scenes, humor, good plot, and great supporting characters. I really want Trystan the Gryphon to get a book, I'd love to see Trystan fall in love.
I can see myself re-reading this book over and over as a comfort read. Good romance, hot, funny, and no angst.
I have not read the earlier books in the series and the author told the reader everything they needed to know. I plan to go back and see if I like book 1 and book 2 as much as I did Midas and Gwen's book 3.
April 24, 2019
3 struggle bus stars.
I definitely struggled with this one. The first two in the series were *beyond* amazing. I was so happy I found this author and her style of story telling. Finding a good book now is like finding a needle in a very crowded, horny, and tacky haystack.
While I still enjoyed it, somewhat, I found myself picking it up and putting it down and never getting really invested with the story or the characters. I found the heroine to be extremely dense and a bit of a square. The author wrote her to be a very logical person, but her personality and her "logic" just ended up getting in the way of the plot and dragged the whole story down. She always thought she knew more than everyone and was constantly assuming things about the hero before confirming them herself.
The hero on the other hand, was way to passive. He took a back seat in this very jumbled roller coaster of a book. Its even stated in the book that "Midas was just along for the ride." I dont mind a beta hero, but Midas' character just felt very blahhh.
While I did struggle with this one, I ended up giving this 3 stars because the author takes the road less traveled with her books. Not ONCE, in all three books, did it have the heroine get captured/kidnapped and has to be saved by the hero. The heroines were saving the hero 90% of the time and I freaking LOVE THAT. All of the heroines were freaking smart and could hold their own against a stubborn hero. Thank god. We need more books like this! Books that show that the H/h are equal partners. In fact, it was the main theme of this book! The H and h said over and over again "We are equal partners."
How refreshing is that? *takes a deep breath of fresh air*
I definitely struggled with this one. The first two in the series were *beyond* amazing. I was so happy I found this author and her style of story telling. Finding a good book now is like finding a needle in a very crowded, horny, and tacky haystack.
While I still enjoyed it, somewhat, I found myself picking it up and putting it down and never getting really invested with the story or the characters. I found the heroine to be extremely dense and a bit of a square. The author wrote her to be a very logical person, but her personality and her "logic" just ended up getting in the way of the plot and dragged the whole story down. She always thought she knew more than everyone and was constantly assuming things about the hero before confirming them herself.
The hero on the other hand, was way to passive. He took a back seat in this very jumbled roller coaster of a book. Its even stated in the book that "Midas was just along for the ride." I dont mind a beta hero, but Midas' character just felt very blahhh.
While I did struggle with this one, I ended up giving this 3 stars because the author takes the road less traveled with her books. Not ONCE, in all three books, did it have the heroine get captured/kidnapped and has to be saved by the hero. The heroines were saving the hero 90% of the time and I freaking LOVE THAT. All of the heroines were freaking smart and could hold their own against a stubborn hero. Thank god. We need more books like this! Books that show that the H/h are equal partners. In fact, it was the main theme of this book! The H and h said over and over again "We are equal partners."
How refreshing is that? *takes a deep breath of fresh air*
August 31, 2024
I would've liked it better if it hadn't been so repetitive and stretched out like that, but still it was creative.
October 8, 2023
OK, this is hands-down, the most “spoil her” book I’ve ever read. I loved it. It’s not a five star only because the secret that they are True Loves goes on way too long in my opinion. Otherwise, this was a total delight. I don’t normally enjoy books with precocious children, but for some reason, Avalon did not bother me at all. She was in the story just the right amount to not get annoying.
Also, Gwen is a delightful character. So is Midas. This was just such a fun read and I can’t believe I hadn’t read it sooner. Both characters communicate with each other, even though there was technically a big secret of them being true loves it never comes across as like massive miscommunication, they are honest with each other, the plot is engaging, and that use of the contract to set the scene for each chapter was so cute.
Also, Gwen is a delightful character. So is Midas. This was just such a fun read and I can’t believe I hadn’t read it sooner. Both characters communicate with each other, even though there was technically a big secret of them being true loves it never comes across as like massive miscommunication, they are honest with each other, the plot is engaging, and that use of the contract to set the scene for each chapter was so cute.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
April 7, 2025
3.5 ⭐
I had fun with it, but the length of the book took away most of it. I felt like the story was kind of dragging, and the POV of other characters seemed unnecessary. But overall, the story wasn't bad. It was honestly better than the second book, imo.
I had fun with it, but the length of the book took away most of it. I felt like the story was kind of dragging, and the POV of other characters seemed unnecessary. But overall, the story wasn't bad. It was honestly better than the second book, imo.
February 18, 2025
I didn’t realize how much I needed this devoted, loving, smitten, funny couple (well, family) in my life til I read it. Absolutely made my week.
April 14, 2025
So I was trolling the Ilona Andrews blog for, I don't know, surprise news that another HL book is coming out right this minute and I saw this post instead. I love fairytale retellings so I was sold and it was fantastic.
Now that I've read it, retelling isn't exactly the right word. It's like Shrek. All the characters are here (Disney, Arthurian legend, Grimm, nursery rhymes...) living together in what is basically modern times. There are castles and magic and True Love. A main theme of the story is that people are born Bad or Good and the Good folk are much better placed in society. But if you're born Good or Bad does that mean you are born a good or bad person? The characters challenge the labels that are placed on them and I really liked that aspect of the story.
I thought the world was awesome. The characters are, honestly, fantastic. I loved the dialogue. I would read a portion, start laughing, then go back so I could read it out loud then start laughing all over again. It was marvelous. Just about everything I want in a book is here.
This is part of a series but I didn't feel like I was missing anything by skipping ahead, so it can be read as a standalone. Also, for all you Kindle Unlimited people it's available there.
Now that I've read it, retelling isn't exactly the right word. It's like Shrek. All the characters are here (Disney, Arthurian legend, Grimm, nursery rhymes...) living together in what is basically modern times. There are castles and magic and True Love. A main theme of the story is that people are born Bad or Good and the Good folk are much better placed in society. But if you're born Good or Bad does that mean you are born a good or bad person? The characters challenge the labels that are placed on them and I really liked that aspect of the story.
I thought the world was awesome. The characters are, honestly, fantastic. I loved the dialogue. I would read a portion, start laughing, then go back so I could read it out loud then start laughing all over again. It was marvelous. Just about everything I want in a book is here.
This is part of a series but I didn't feel like I was missing anything by skipping ahead, so it can be read as a standalone. Also, for all you Kindle Unlimited people it's available there.
January 3, 2021
Spoilers ahead, 3* but bumped up because it was cute as heck
The blurb explains the plot so I'll just say this book really started off my 2021 on a great note as I thoroughly enjoyed this! My first from this author but not my last.
My complaints
Unfortunately too long
Ugh definitely needed better sexy times lol
Unsatisfactory epilogue
Nevertheless
I loved the mcs, the secondary characters,the writing style and the plot!
No cheating
Non manwhore H
h was married and he died
The blurb explains the plot so I'll just say this book really started off my 2021 on a great note as I thoroughly enjoyed this! My first from this author but not my last.
My complaints
Unfortunately too long
Ugh definitely needed better sexy times lol
Unsatisfactory epilogue
Nevertheless
I loved the mcs, the secondary characters,the writing style and the plot!
No cheating
Non manwhore H
h was married and he died
October 7, 2020
Updated Review - still my favorite, this will be on my re-read pile for the foreseeable future
Love Love Love this book......this world is ridiculous and awesome
Love Love Love this book......this world is ridiculous and awesome
March 4, 2023
2023 Spring Bingo (#SpringIntoLoveBingo🌷): Reread
Reread on March 3, 2023: A few things don’t hold up, but overall a truly excellent ship. Gannon is so good at sucking me in. Midas belongs in the hall of fame for “my wife” heroes.
Reread on March 3, 2023: A few things don’t hold up, but overall a truly excellent ship. Gannon is so good at sucking me in. Midas belongs in the hall of fame for “my wife” heroes.
May 23, 2019
"I want the Contract to say you can't get jewelry from any other man."
"Now you're just reacting emotionally, again. It's not your fault." She patted his cheek. "You're a very passionate man. It clouds your logic sometimes."
"Clause 14 - 'Renegotiation of Contract' says I can renegotiate at any time." He insisted, panting for oxygen. "That's very logical. I want the contractual right to slaughter any bastard who gives my wife so much as a paperclip."
"We'll discuss it later, when you're not overcome by your delicate sensibilities." She pushed back her hair and ignored his skeptical snort.
Holy shit, I loved this! I'm not even sure why, but I went into this one expecting not to love this couple. Maybe because it was a new kingdom or maybe because the couple weren't in the previous books. Whatever it was, I was wrong. I loved Midas and Gwen. Though I would have liked to seen Letty and Marrok and Belle and Avenant, this story wasn't about them, so it's okay. I do hope the author plans more in the future so we can see all of them again.
Midas was great, the perfect blend of Bad and Good. He let Gwen believe she out-maneuvered him at every turn while quietly ensuring she and Avalon were safe. He was sweeter than I expected, but it worked for him. He was slow in learning his "lesson" about his curse and he didn't give Gwen enough credit when he repeatedly refused to tell her the truth, but considering his past it was pretty understandable. I loved how his relationship with Avalon progressed, too. Their interactions were some of my favorite scenes.
Gwen, at first seemed almost disillusioned, calling herself heartless and thinking Midas was just a big teddy bear. But really she was just someone who would do whatever it took to keep her daughter safe and protect her kingdom from the Scarecrow. She also saw deeper into and a side of Midas no one else did. I really did like her. For someone who was so self-proclaimed as heartless, she wasn't even mad when her ex-husband's mistress tried to lay all her problems at her feet.
Trystan and Avalon were also pretty funny, especially together. They really rounded out the whole story. I loved everything about this book. It's way longer than what I usually go for, but I was never once bored with it. The Contract was a great touch. I really hope to see all these characters again, I'd love to see Avalon all grown up, if Midas and Gwen have more kids, and for Trystan to find a mate. I can only beg the author to come back and give me more of them…pretty please?
"I know that I'm keeping my bride, right here in my evil clutches. And Avalon. And their kingdom." Midas replied calmly. "And I know I'm going to kill you, very soon. And that's a promise." He raised a brow. "And, like I said before, I'm famous for keep my word." He slammed the computer lid closed, cutting off the Scarecrow's bellow of protest. "What an idiot."
In that second, Kingpin Midas - notorious gangster, terrible dresser, and overall enigma - became the greatest hero in the kingdom. Braver than any knight in shinning armor. Stronger than any handsome prince. More honorable than any righteous king. The absolute epitome of manhood and chivalry. Midas had just put himself between Gwen and the Scarecrow. Between Avalon and the Scarecrow, which was so much more important.
It was amazing.
~
The Walrus scowled as best he could, given the cumbersome size of his gigantic tusks. "Maybe it's time we stop ignoring the elephant in the room." He snapped.
Guinevere looked over at a certain flying pachyderm, who was presently chained in the corner. "That's a fair point. Since you brought it up, I don't think it's right to ransom that poor elephant. I mean, aside from big ears, he seems pretty much…" She trailed off in apparent surprise, finally noticing that everyone was staring at her. "Oh, you mean me?"
"They mean you." Midas assured her, his golden gaze fixed on the Walrus. The jackass now had his full attention. "Tell me… What would you like to discuss regarding my wife?"
His quiet tone had half the table cringing.
The Walrus glanced around for support, but no one else was willing to risk Midas' wrath. Gwen might think he was "gentle and kind," but everybody else knew better. They were all suddenly fascinated with the ceiling, walls, and floor.
The Walrus scowled at the others and pressed on himself. "Well, this is supposed to be a gathering of Bad folks and she isn't Bad."
Gwen gasped as if she'd been maligned. "I may have been born Good, but I'm an outlaw now." She insisted hotly. "Actions are what matters, not biology. I'm almost-Bad!"
The actual Bad folk couldn't contain their skepticism.
Gwen glowered at them, irritated by their lack of enthusiasm for her villainy.
~
Gwen threw her hands up as the crazy person headed back upstairs with her innocent baby daughter. Why had she even briefly considered him reasonable? "Our babysitter is a lunatic. You know that right?" She shook her head in exasperation. "Maybe we should find him a girlfriend or something. I think he needs to get out more."
"His online relationship profile would be interesting." Midas got to his feet. "Do you think he'd list how many people he's killed or is that a third-date conversation?"
"Four hundred and sixteen. Not counting leprechauns."
Midas glanced at her. "Trystan said that?" He sounded surprised.
"Yes." Hope blossomed. "Why, do you think he's lying? Padding the total to look like more of a Badass?" That would be a huge relief.
"I think he's just very…optimistic about the recoveries of a thousand other men he's fought." Midas looked amused. "Perhaps, he only counts the enemies he beheaded on the field and not the ones who crawled off to die with two missing legs and arrows in their lungs."
Gwen winced. Wonderful.
"Don't worry about Trystan." Midas came out from behind the desk. "When he wants a mate, I'm sure he'll steal himself one. In the meantime, there isn't another man I trust with Avalon. No one who comes against her will survive. I promise you. Trystan adores her."
"He's not the only one." Gwen arched a brow. "Which reminds me: why are the gardeners erecting hundreds of rocking-horsefly feeders our back? You and I have had numerous discussions about not buying Avi every crazy thing she wants."
"Well, I purchased those for myself. It was just a coincidence that she asked for them, too."
"You got them for yourself? They're decorated with baby unicorns and plastic pinwheels."
"I have excellent taste." He said straight-faced. "Everyone knows that."
~
"You saved me. Again."
"I'll always protect you."
"Why?" She asked softly.
Feeling exposed, Midas leaned back from her. "You know why." Everyone knew why. He might as well just take out that billboard and announce it to the world. In fact, sooner or later, he probably would.
Gwen followed him, sitting up. "Because I'm your wife?"
"Yes."
"What does that mean to you, though? Am I just a possession?"
One day he would figure out how her mind worked, but today wasn't it. "What?" He demanded, rescanning her for head injuries.
"Am I just something you collected, because I was Arthur's wife?"
Why the hell were they discussing this nonsense now? "No."
The one-word answer didn't satisfy her. As usual. "I'm not a trophy, Midas."
"I know that."
Her hand wrapped around his vividly patterned necktie. "What do you want from me? Be honest, because our connection feels real to me and if it's not for you…"
"It's real." He offered no resistance at all as she tugged on his tie, bringing his head down to hers. "Everything I've ever said to you is real." Her lips were millimeters from his and he almost groaned. She was safe and beautiful and smelled like gingerbread. "Everything I feel for you is real, Gwen."
"Good folks can feel things, too." Her free palm up came up to rest against his cheek. "I promise you." She lifted her mouth to his, giving him the gentlest kiss imaginable.
Midas' eyes drifted shut.
The wash of emotions he experienced around Gwen was far more than just satisfaction at finding his True Love, or arrogance at owning a queen, or happiness that he was no longer alone. It was so much more than any of the half-hearted excuses he'd come up with. So much simpler.
He was just head over heels in love with this crazy woman.
Fuck it. The billboards were going to be neon.
~
"Just you and me and no one else."
The edges of his mouth curled. "Just you and me and no one else." The words were dark and full of promise. "Always, Gwen."
That sounded reassuringly definite. Still… "If you cheat on me, I'll leave you." She warned, not even considering what that would mean for Camelot. "The very first time, will be the end of our marriage."
Midas' head tilted. He didn't look upset over the threat, just intrigued that she'd issue it. "Why didn't you leave Arthur, when he cheated on you?"
"I never trusted him, so it didn't matter who else he slept with." Her eyes met his. "But I do trust you, Midas. So it would matter. A lot. When you tell me we're equal partners, I believe you. …Because I believe in you and in the fact that you're an honorable man."
Midas stared at her, not saying anything.
"So is it a deal?" She prompted after a long moment of silence.
He swallowed. "You think I'm an honorable man. I'm not." His voice was serious. "But, for you, I'm going to try one more time to talk you out of the plan. It will complicate things."
"Is it a deal?" She repeated, not worried about his dire predictions.
Midas sighed and gave up. "Of course, it's a deal. What the hell do you think? I'm a fucking villain, Gwen. Obviously, I'm going to say 'yes' to a plan that contractually guarantees my right to do Bad things to your Good little body."
~
"Gwen." His gloved hand came up to her cheek and he knew his heart was in his eyes.
Gwen leaned closer to him, her face hovering over his. "Tell me you love me." She whispered.
"I love you." The words slipped out and he didn't even try to call them back. "I am so crazy in love with you, there's never been any hiding it. Everyone in Camelot knows I'm yours. I'm already designing the billboards to brag about it."
Her mouth curved. "Neon?"
"I upgraded to the TV ones that show pictures."
~
That family picture - the first and best family picture Midas had ever been in - had gone viral around the world. Guinevere was in the center of the frame, looking beautiful and proud. Midas had his arm around her, a half-smile on his face as he gazed down at his wife. Beside them, Trystan stood stoically, with Avalon beaming from her perch on his shoulder.
The classiest woman in creation, the former Kingpin of Camelot, a gryphon with battle scarred wings, and a five year old enchantress. Good and Bad, but still a family. Somehow, it became the picture for the Villain's Rights Movement. Scarlett Riding-Wolf had plastered it on her website, showing people what her crusade for equality was really all about. Midas didn't even complain about her making his family a PSA.
"Now you're just reacting emotionally, again. It's not your fault." She patted his cheek. "You're a very passionate man. It clouds your logic sometimes."
"Clause 14 - 'Renegotiation of Contract' says I can renegotiate at any time." He insisted, panting for oxygen. "That's very logical. I want the contractual right to slaughter any bastard who gives my wife so much as a paperclip."
"We'll discuss it later, when you're not overcome by your delicate sensibilities." She pushed back her hair and ignored his skeptical snort.
Holy shit, I loved this! I'm not even sure why, but I went into this one expecting not to love this couple. Maybe because it was a new kingdom or maybe because the couple weren't in the previous books. Whatever it was, I was wrong. I loved Midas and Gwen. Though I would have liked to seen Letty and Marrok and Belle and Avenant, this story wasn't about them, so it's okay. I do hope the author plans more in the future so we can see all of them again.
Midas was great, the perfect blend of Bad and Good. He let Gwen believe she out-maneuvered him at every turn while quietly ensuring she and Avalon were safe. He was sweeter than I expected, but it worked for him. He was slow in learning his "lesson" about his curse and he didn't give Gwen enough credit when he repeatedly refused to tell her the truth, but considering his past it was pretty understandable. I loved how his relationship with Avalon progressed, too. Their interactions were some of my favorite scenes.
Gwen, at first seemed almost disillusioned, calling herself heartless and thinking Midas was just a big teddy bear. But really she was just someone who would do whatever it took to keep her daughter safe and protect her kingdom from the Scarecrow. She also saw deeper into and a side of Midas no one else did. I really did like her. For someone who was so self-proclaimed as heartless, she wasn't even mad when her ex-husband's mistress tried to lay all her problems at her feet.
Trystan and Avalon were also pretty funny, especially together. They really rounded out the whole story. I loved everything about this book. It's way longer than what I usually go for, but I was never once bored with it. The Contract was a great touch. I really hope to see all these characters again, I'd love to see Avalon all grown up, if Midas and Gwen have more kids, and for Trystan to find a mate. I can only beg the author to come back and give me more of them…pretty please?
"I know that I'm keeping my bride, right here in my evil clutches. And Avalon. And their kingdom." Midas replied calmly. "And I know I'm going to kill you, very soon. And that's a promise." He raised a brow. "And, like I said before, I'm famous for keep my word." He slammed the computer lid closed, cutting off the Scarecrow's bellow of protest. "What an idiot."
In that second, Kingpin Midas - notorious gangster, terrible dresser, and overall enigma - became the greatest hero in the kingdom. Braver than any knight in shinning armor. Stronger than any handsome prince. More honorable than any righteous king. The absolute epitome of manhood and chivalry. Midas had just put himself between Gwen and the Scarecrow. Between Avalon and the Scarecrow, which was so much more important.
It was amazing.
~
The Walrus scowled as best he could, given the cumbersome size of his gigantic tusks. "Maybe it's time we stop ignoring the elephant in the room." He snapped.
Guinevere looked over at a certain flying pachyderm, who was presently chained in the corner. "That's a fair point. Since you brought it up, I don't think it's right to ransom that poor elephant. I mean, aside from big ears, he seems pretty much…" She trailed off in apparent surprise, finally noticing that everyone was staring at her. "Oh, you mean me?"
"They mean you." Midas assured her, his golden gaze fixed on the Walrus. The jackass now had his full attention. "Tell me… What would you like to discuss regarding my wife?"
His quiet tone had half the table cringing.
The Walrus glanced around for support, but no one else was willing to risk Midas' wrath. Gwen might think he was "gentle and kind," but everybody else knew better. They were all suddenly fascinated with the ceiling, walls, and floor.
The Walrus scowled at the others and pressed on himself. "Well, this is supposed to be a gathering of Bad folks and she isn't Bad."
Gwen gasped as if she'd been maligned. "I may have been born Good, but I'm an outlaw now." She insisted hotly. "Actions are what matters, not biology. I'm almost-Bad!"
The actual Bad folk couldn't contain their skepticism.
Gwen glowered at them, irritated by their lack of enthusiasm for her villainy.
~
Gwen threw her hands up as the crazy person headed back upstairs with her innocent baby daughter. Why had she even briefly considered him reasonable? "Our babysitter is a lunatic. You know that right?" She shook her head in exasperation. "Maybe we should find him a girlfriend or something. I think he needs to get out more."
"His online relationship profile would be interesting." Midas got to his feet. "Do you think he'd list how many people he's killed or is that a third-date conversation?"
"Four hundred and sixteen. Not counting leprechauns."
Midas glanced at her. "Trystan said that?" He sounded surprised.
"Yes." Hope blossomed. "Why, do you think he's lying? Padding the total to look like more of a Badass?" That would be a huge relief.
"I think he's just very…optimistic about the recoveries of a thousand other men he's fought." Midas looked amused. "Perhaps, he only counts the enemies he beheaded on the field and not the ones who crawled off to die with two missing legs and arrows in their lungs."
Gwen winced. Wonderful.
"Don't worry about Trystan." Midas came out from behind the desk. "When he wants a mate, I'm sure he'll steal himself one. In the meantime, there isn't another man I trust with Avalon. No one who comes against her will survive. I promise you. Trystan adores her."
"He's not the only one." Gwen arched a brow. "Which reminds me: why are the gardeners erecting hundreds of rocking-horsefly feeders our back? You and I have had numerous discussions about not buying Avi every crazy thing she wants."
"Well, I purchased those for myself. It was just a coincidence that she asked for them, too."
"You got them for yourself? They're decorated with baby unicorns and plastic pinwheels."
"I have excellent taste." He said straight-faced. "Everyone knows that."
~
"You saved me. Again."
"I'll always protect you."
"Why?" She asked softly.
Feeling exposed, Midas leaned back from her. "You know why." Everyone knew why. He might as well just take out that billboard and announce it to the world. In fact, sooner or later, he probably would.
Gwen followed him, sitting up. "Because I'm your wife?"
"Yes."
"What does that mean to you, though? Am I just a possession?"
One day he would figure out how her mind worked, but today wasn't it. "What?" He demanded, rescanning her for head injuries.
"Am I just something you collected, because I was Arthur's wife?"
Why the hell were they discussing this nonsense now? "No."
The one-word answer didn't satisfy her. As usual. "I'm not a trophy, Midas."
"I know that."
Her hand wrapped around his vividly patterned necktie. "What do you want from me? Be honest, because our connection feels real to me and if it's not for you…"
"It's real." He offered no resistance at all as she tugged on his tie, bringing his head down to hers. "Everything I've ever said to you is real." Her lips were millimeters from his and he almost groaned. She was safe and beautiful and smelled like gingerbread. "Everything I feel for you is real, Gwen."
"Good folks can feel things, too." Her free palm up came up to rest against his cheek. "I promise you." She lifted her mouth to his, giving him the gentlest kiss imaginable.
Midas' eyes drifted shut.
The wash of emotions he experienced around Gwen was far more than just satisfaction at finding his True Love, or arrogance at owning a queen, or happiness that he was no longer alone. It was so much more than any of the half-hearted excuses he'd come up with. So much simpler.
He was just head over heels in love with this crazy woman.
Fuck it. The billboards were going to be neon.
~
"Just you and me and no one else."
The edges of his mouth curled. "Just you and me and no one else." The words were dark and full of promise. "Always, Gwen."
That sounded reassuringly definite. Still… "If you cheat on me, I'll leave you." She warned, not even considering what that would mean for Camelot. "The very first time, will be the end of our marriage."
Midas' head tilted. He didn't look upset over the threat, just intrigued that she'd issue it. "Why didn't you leave Arthur, when he cheated on you?"
"I never trusted him, so it didn't matter who else he slept with." Her eyes met his. "But I do trust you, Midas. So it would matter. A lot. When you tell me we're equal partners, I believe you. …Because I believe in you and in the fact that you're an honorable man."
Midas stared at her, not saying anything.
"So is it a deal?" She prompted after a long moment of silence.
He swallowed. "You think I'm an honorable man. I'm not." His voice was serious. "But, for you, I'm going to try one more time to talk you out of the plan. It will complicate things."
"Is it a deal?" She repeated, not worried about his dire predictions.
Midas sighed and gave up. "Of course, it's a deal. What the hell do you think? I'm a fucking villain, Gwen. Obviously, I'm going to say 'yes' to a plan that contractually guarantees my right to do Bad things to your Good little body."
~
"Gwen." His gloved hand came up to her cheek and he knew his heart was in his eyes.
Gwen leaned closer to him, her face hovering over his. "Tell me you love me." She whispered.
"I love you." The words slipped out and he didn't even try to call them back. "I am so crazy in love with you, there's never been any hiding it. Everyone in Camelot knows I'm yours. I'm already designing the billboards to brag about it."
Her mouth curved. "Neon?"
"I upgraded to the TV ones that show pictures."
~
That family picture - the first and best family picture Midas had ever been in - had gone viral around the world. Guinevere was in the center of the frame, looking beautiful and proud. Midas had his arm around her, a half-smile on his face as he gazed down at his wife. Beside them, Trystan stood stoically, with Avalon beaming from her perch on his shoulder.
The classiest woman in creation, the former Kingpin of Camelot, a gryphon with battle scarred wings, and a five year old enchantress. Good and Bad, but still a family. Somehow, it became the picture for the Villain's Rights Movement. Scarlett Riding-Wolf had plastered it on her website, showing people what her crusade for equality was really all about. Midas didn't even complain about her making his family a PSA.
February 28, 2018
A delightful "feel-good" book. Why aren't there more?
Top-notes of Pratchett (well-worked-out fantasy world) overlay a really charming romance. After Arthur's untimely (and suspicious) death, beleaguered Guinevere takes refuge from the Evil Scarecrow with top crook Midas (who rocks a "purple pinstriped sharkskin tuxedo"). To his chagrin,
His decades of professional villainy weren’t enough to convince her he was able to take care of himself. She looked concerned for him..."I would hate for you to become cynical and hardened, like me, " [said Guinevere]. "It’s wonderful that you’ve retained your innocence."
Their love story is...just lovely. Not particularly subtle, perhaps, but sweet and satisfying.
This isn't a book that takes itself too seriously: it's very funny, and there's a lot of pleasure to be gained from spotting all the clever references to other fantasy worlds (the Walrus worries about staff retention rates with his oyster servants; the "four-and-twenty blackbirds baked in a pie" turn out to be less a culinary treat, and more a guerilla task force).
What Cassandra Gannon does take seriously (and it's why she's a little like Pratchett) is creating a threat to this rather cookie world that works in universal terms: . That note of gravitas (and let's not overstate it - this is au fond a very light fantasy-comedy) gives just the shading needed to offset the purple pinstriped sharkskin tuxedos that dominate the foreground.
Good fun.
Top-notes of Pratchett (well-worked-out fantasy world) overlay a really charming romance. After Arthur's untimely (and suspicious) death, beleaguered Guinevere takes refuge from the Evil Scarecrow with top crook Midas (who rocks a "purple pinstriped sharkskin tuxedo"). To his chagrin,
His decades of professional villainy weren’t enough to convince her he was able to take care of himself. She looked concerned for him..."I would hate for you to become cynical and hardened, like me, " [said Guinevere]. "It’s wonderful that you’ve retained your innocence."
Their love story is...just lovely. Not particularly subtle, perhaps, but sweet and satisfying.
This isn't a book that takes itself too seriously: it's very funny, and there's a lot of pleasure to be gained from spotting all the clever references to other fantasy worlds (the Walrus worries about staff retention rates with his oyster servants; the "four-and-twenty blackbirds baked in a pie" turn out to be less a culinary treat, and more a guerilla task force).
What Cassandra Gannon does take seriously (and it's why she's a little like Pratchett) is creating a threat to this rather cookie world that works in universal terms: . That note of gravitas (and let's not overstate it - this is au fond a very light fantasy-comedy) gives just the shading needed to offset the purple pinstriped sharkskin tuxedos that dominate the foreground.
Good fun.
December 26, 2023
The Kingpin of Camelot is a super cute romance between Guinevere (from the King Arthur legends) and Midas (the king who turns what he touches to gold).
Guinevere was in a loveless marriage with Arthur, who was a jerk and an idiot. After Arthur dies, the evil Scarecrow is trying to force Gwen to marry him in order to steal the kingdom. Gwen breaks out with her daughter, Avalon, and runs to Midas, the most powerful bad guy in Camelot, to make a deal. Midas will help Gwen win the throne, then he will rule Camelot with her. Tristan, Midas's best friend and bodyguard, doesn't trust her, but Midas agrees anyway. Midas and Gwen make a contract laying out the terms of their relationship, and it slowly changes as their relationship evolves. The romance between them is really sweet.
This book truly has 4 main characters instead of just the 2 love interests. Tristan and Avalon are very prominent in the story. I like Avalon (even though her dialog was very awkward in my opinion) and it was sweet to see Midas and Avalon get to know each other and become family. I love Tristan's character. He is very loyal to those that he loves and he's badass. I'm super excited to read the next book in the series, which has Tristan as a love interest.
Guinevere was in a loveless marriage with Arthur, who was a jerk and an idiot. After Arthur dies, the evil Scarecrow is trying to force Gwen to marry him in order to steal the kingdom. Gwen breaks out with her daughter, Avalon, and runs to Midas, the most powerful bad guy in Camelot, to make a deal. Midas will help Gwen win the throne, then he will rule Camelot with her. Tristan, Midas's best friend and bodyguard, doesn't trust her, but Midas agrees anyway. Midas and Gwen make a contract laying out the terms of their relationship, and it slowly changes as their relationship evolves. The romance between them is really sweet.
This book truly has 4 main characters instead of just the 2 love interests. Tristan and Avalon are very prominent in the story. I like Avalon (even though her dialog was very awkward in my opinion) and it was sweet to see Midas and Avalon get to know each other and become family. I love Tristan's character. He is very loyal to those that he loves and he's badass. I'm super excited to read the next book in the series, which has Tristan as a love interest.
September 8, 2017
I bought this fun, steamy adult fantasy romance after reading this detailed & persuasive review of it from Ilona Andrews: http://www.ilona-andrews.com/kingpin-...
- and basically I TOTALLY agreed with her on this one. :) The world-building is wacky, everything about this story is wildly over-the-top, and yes, the manuscript could have done with a copyedit - but the whole book is utterly hilarious, adorable and fantastic and I loved every minute of it. I laughed out loud MANY times as I was reading, and I had a real chest-melting moment at the end as I took in the startlingly sweet message about created families.
(Also, if you like Ilona Andrews's books, you're almost certain to enjoy this one, because the writing style and sense of humor reminded me a lot of Andrews's work!)
A total comfort-read! And PS: this is Book 3 in the series, but not only does it stand alone perfectly well, I also think it's actually better to start here than with Book 1. (I did buy Book 1 but didn't click with it in the same way. I'll definitely try again with another book in the series, though, because I loved this one so much!)
- and basically I TOTALLY agreed with her on this one. :) The world-building is wacky, everything about this story is wildly over-the-top, and yes, the manuscript could have done with a copyedit - but the whole book is utterly hilarious, adorable and fantastic and I loved every minute of it. I laughed out loud MANY times as I was reading, and I had a real chest-melting moment at the end as I took in the startlingly sweet message about created families.
(Also, if you like Ilona Andrews's books, you're almost certain to enjoy this one, because the writing style and sense of humor reminded me a lot of Andrews's work!)
A total comfort-read! And PS: this is Book 3 in the series, but not only does it stand alone perfectly well, I also think it's actually better to start here than with Book 1. (I did buy Book 1 but didn't click with it in the same way. I'll definitely try again with another book in the series, though, because I loved this one so much!)
August 24, 2025
Love this book so much, it was cute, chaotic, weird, surprisingly funny and everything I needed
Safe too!
Safe too!
February 20, 2018
If you like Ilona Andrews and great, funny banter in a fantasy setting, read this book! It's so awesome! I have no more words, only an endless supply of giggles and happy sighs! READ IT.
August 3, 2017
This was a fun KU read. King Arthur was a drunk and an idiot. Now he's dead and Camelot is on the verge of being taken over by the evil Scarecrow. Guinevere (Gwen) must save the kingdom and her 'bad' daughter Avalon from the Scarecrow's plans to get rid of all the 'baddies'. There's only one man powerful enough to stand against the Scarecrow.........Midas, the criminal kingpin of Camelot and former member of the group therapy sessions at the Wicked, Ugly and Bad Mental Health Treatment Center and Maximum Security Prison. Midas is the richest man in Camelot. He has the best and most expensive of everything. The thing he doesn't have and can't buy is class. That is until the queen and her young daughter arrive with a proposition to save the kingdom. One look at Gwen and Midas knows he'll agree to anything the queen proposes. She's his True Love and it's only a matter of time before the kingdom is restored and Gwen is done with Midas.
A LOL 4.5 ******
A LOL 4.5 ******
December 27, 2023
5 stars!!!! (I’m on a roll lately.)
How good is this book?? Such a fun, charming, creative and heartwarming story, and I got ALL the feels while reading this.
All the things I loved:
- Really well-crafted story, with such a clever structure (most chapters start with a relevant clause from the marriage contract)
- Fun, tongue-in-cheek writing style
- Big bad Kingpin MMC who is just a marshmallow for the FMC and her daughter, with his wanting to take care of and spoil them. Seriously, I melt.
- FMC who thinks she’s the logical and heartless one, and keeps trying to protect the MMC (they both just want to protect each other, and again: I MELT)
- Actually Midas and Gwen both kind of have a “Imma make him/her fall in love with me” thought process
- Adorable kid (I’m not usually fan of kids in romances, but Avalon was just the cutest) and found family vibes.
In summary: 😍😍😍, what a fun time, will re-read.
P.S. This uses the whole Arthur/Guinevere/Merlin + Midas thing as a jumping point, but I don’t think you need to know too much about the legends to follow along (I didn’t anyway).
How good is this book?? Such a fun, charming, creative and heartwarming story, and I got ALL the feels while reading this.
All the things I loved:
- Really well-crafted story, with such a clever structure (most chapters start with a relevant clause from the marriage contract)
- Fun, tongue-in-cheek writing style
- Big bad Kingpin MMC who is just a marshmallow for the FMC and her daughter, with his wanting to take care of and spoil them. Seriously, I melt.
- FMC who thinks she’s the logical and heartless one, and keeps trying to protect the MMC (they both just want to protect each other, and again: I MELT)
- Actually Midas and Gwen both kind of have a “Imma make him/her fall in love with me” thought process
- Adorable kid (I’m not usually fan of kids in romances, but Avalon was just the cutest) and found family vibes.
In summary: 😍😍😍, what a fun time, will re-read.
P.S. This uses the whole Arthur/Guinevere/Merlin + Midas thing as a jumping point, but I don’t think you need to know too much about the legends to follow along (I didn’t anyway).
January 16, 2019
Every so often you find an author and wonder why you've never heard of them before. I felt this way about Ilona Andrews, Charlaine Harris, Kristen Ashley, and Laurell K Hamilton. It doesn't happen as often with the creation of Goodreads so finding one is like finding a gemstone. Cassandra Gannon is one of those authors. Not only is her writing lovely, but she has put a new twist on fairy tales, and I honestly didn't think that was possible.
I loved this book. And even though I jumped to #3 in the series, I will definitely be going back to read the first two and anything else she has written.
I loved this book. And even though I jumped to #3 in the series, I will definitely be going back to read the first two and anything else she has written.
August 6, 2021
I loved this book. Midas and Guinevere are literally the cutest but her kid takes the cake. It was super cutesy and rainbow in the end but I loved it!
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