Wow. Wow wow wow wow. Oh my gosh. I can’t possibly review this without spoiling, so please don’t read unless you’ve already finished the book.
These books have just been getting progressively darker and more epic since How to Break a Dragon’s Heart kicked off. When I first heard the title for book 11 would be How to Betray a Dragon’s Hero I had a feeling the Wodensfang would be the alleged traitor in Hiccup’s group, then I switched my mind to the Deadly Shadow when I saw the cover.
I did not expect Snotlout to come back, and in fact did not ever believe he would get as big a role as he did. I never considered Snotlout an important enough character to merit a whole book dedicated towards his redemption; he was just the really hateful bully who picked on Hiccup, almost killing him on a number of occasions, for no other apparent reason other than that he can, because Hiccup is such a weakling (or at least weaker than he is). His character was shallow, and typical, and I honestly didn’t think he would ever provide more for the story beyond revealing Hiccup’s Slavemark to the other Vikings in How to Steal a Dragon’s Sword. When last we saw Snotlout, he was standing undecided over whether to follow Alvin and the Witch or the Dragonmarkers. So I assumed we wouldn’t see him again until the imminent final battle in the last book of the series, where he would most likely get a change of heart the last second and do something pivotal that will help steer victory towards the good guys, kind of like how Toothless swooped in at the last second to help defeat the Green Death in the first book.
Reading How to Betray a Dragon’s Hero, we are finally treated to the inner complexities and conflicts of this character – his hatred, jealousy, fear, and bitterness. We can finally see him as more than just the shallow bully who pushed Hiccup around in the earlier books, when we see him shed secret tears over his fate, having heard that of Grimbeard the Ghastly’s in the Wodensfang’s story. I cannot claim to have been Snotlout’s biggest fan in this series, but my heart went out to him at that point. And if I ever thought that this series could not get any deeper or more intense, the scene where Snotlout lays bare all to Hiccup while they swordfight rid me of those ideas nicely. Also, respect to Hiccup, who was not fazed by the Witch’s torture methods into revealing the Dragonmarker’s hideout, and who still forgave Snotlout after everything that’s been said and done (‘Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much’ – Oscar Wilde); this kid is already a Hero, and he hasn’t even saved the world yet.
Okay, here’s where the most spoiler-ish part comes: It was unexpected, but Snotlout’s death… Damn. What a way to end the book, and what an exit by Snotlout. I just hope he really is dead though, not because I wasn’t a little sad that he died, but because having someone as close to Hiccup as Snotlout was (well not personally, but physically; I mean he was in every book, and he’s been with Hiccup pretty much his entire life), having him die makes the series that much more mature, and it would be a real cheat to have him turn out to be okay. They weren’t able to find his body, so the credibility of his death is still pretty much up for debate, but still, he was shot in the chest, he fell off his dragon and into the sea… I mean if it was Hiccup or Alvin that wouldn’t mean anything, but still…
Oh, and just what was with that Hogfly dragon? I began to get too embarrassed to read his bits out loud to my sister, but she loved them and insisted (she spent nearly five whole minutes laughing at some random thing he’d said, ‘Tickle my birthdays’ I think, which makes no sense at all…)
And it turns out Toothless is a flipping Seadragon, as in he will one day grow up to be as big Furious – and we thought he really was just another Common or Garden… Shame on us. We should’ve listened, ‘T-t-toothless is the b-b-best one!’
This really is the penultimate book in the series, and I loved it better than the last one, which was more of a buildup – by the end of this book, the plot is left practically teetering on the very edge and there is no more denying that hell is going to break loose in the next book, with an explosive ending for the cherry on top.
Assuming that the next book is the last, (there’s always the possibility Cressida Cowell will feel she still has too much to say to fit in one book), I will do what I did for the Septimus Heap series now and list my favorite scenes from the How to Train Your Dragon series:
How to Train Your Dragon:
-Hiccup meets Toothless
-Fishing with Toothless
-Hiccup's conversation with the Green Death (this is in fact my absolute favorite scene in the entire series - there's just something so nostalgically fairytale-ish about imagining this little boy talking to a dragon the size of a mountain, and every word of their chat is absolutely perfect)
How to Be a Pirate:
-Hiccup's first fight with Alvin, where he discovers that he is right-handed
How to Speak Dragonese:
-Hiccup meets Ziggerastica (another hilarious conversation with a dragon that thinks it's so high and mighty)
-Hiccup and Fishlegs meet Camicazi
How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse:
-The whole book XD
-But really : the entire Shooting With Bows and Arrows While Skiing lesson, including Hiccup's mad chase down the mountainside and One Eye's last minute rescue
-Fishlegs loses it in the Smashstick match and shouts at Gobber (HAHAHA!)
-Hiccup catches Norbert's axe before it can land black-side down and sticks it gold-side into the wall. And then his reasoning that Fate must've LET him cheat. This was one of Hiccup's more BADASS moments.
-Toothless' stubborn refusal to help Hiccup until he's stuffed himself silly with food.
-Getting the mythical potato from the frozen Viking Big Job while the Great Hall goes up in flames and the Hysterics have a food-fight (HAHAHA!)
-Hiccup and Camicazi return home to find Fishlegs absolutely fine, and then discover it is Hiccup with Vorpentitus several seconds later.
-Fishlegs saves Hiccup
How to Twist a Dragon's Tale:
To be honest, I didn't like this book that much. However, I absolutely adore the Windwalker.
A Hero's Guide to Deadly Dragons:
-Toothless shows Hiccup exactly what he's done with the How to Train Your Dragon book (lol)
-Flying the Stealth Dragon to the Meathead Public Library
-Meeting Stormfly
-All of Fishlegs' sarcastic comments
How to Ride a Dragon's Storm:
-Pretty much the entire time Hiccup and the others spend on Norbert's ship
-Hiccup is given the Slavemark
-Hiccup is chased by Polar Serpents and yet another mountain-sized dragon
-Hiccup climbs to the top of the mast of the American Dream 2 to escape Norbert
-Hiccup, Fishlegs, and Camicazi make it back to the Murderous Mountains in the very nick of time, and Hiccup is declared the Last Man Back
How to Break a Dragon's Heart:
-The whole time Hiccup is trapped in the Tree Prison in the dark with the witch, where she stitches up Toothless, tells the story of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Second (so sad!), and terrifies the daylights out of Hiccup sneaking up on him in the dark trying to kill him when he answers her question correctly
-Hiccup finds Camicazi
-Hiccup frees Furious
-Furious' promise to Hiccup to eradicate all humans (*shivers*)
-Hiccup's swordfight with Alvin on the burning bridge
How to Steal a Dragon's Sword:
-Wodensfang tells Hiccup the story of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the First
-Hiccup terrifies the witch when it seems like her lethal poison is not working on him
-Hiccup beats his father in the Swordfighting Competition
-Snotlout throws the rock that reveals Hiccup's Slavemark and the horrible truth is revealed to all...
-Furious appears and starts the Rebellion, and the Dragons all succumb to the Red Rage
-Hiccup leads the entire angry dragon horde away on the back of the Windwalker (excellent scene)
-Hiccup gives up hope and cries, and then realizes he has Grimbeard's map to the Dragon Jewel and says 'This isn't the end!' That line ought to be corny but here it just gave me chills
How to Seize a Dragon's Jewel:
-Hiccup meets Eggingarde
-Hiccup's conversation with Stoick, who does not realize he is speaking with his son in disguise
-Hiccup reveals who he is to Alvin and the Witch
-The Deadly Shadow tells the story of Termagent, Fishlegs' mother
-Hiccup finds Fishlegs in the Mirror Maze (love it)
-The interactions between Hiccup and his mother - what a complicated relationship (but damn, is Valhallarama badass or what?)
How to Betray a Dragon's Hero:
-Fishlegs finally gets to beat up Snotlout (although it doesn’t yield much effect)
-Toothless overhears the telepathic promise between Furious and the Wodensfang
-Excellinor attempts to torture the whereabouts of Valhallarama out of Hiccup by continuously dunking him in freezing Winterflesher-infested waters and he refuses - talk about Heroism!
-Hiccup and Snotlout's swordfight
-Snotlout switches clothes with Hiccup and rides away on the Windwalker