***I received this ARC in exchange for an honest review***
I just love Clover & Adrian sooo freaking much. So many lovely & disastrous moments. I really love the level of detail that went into this story. Clever barbs about Marie Kondo & Sun Tzu show an intelligence that just usually isn’t evident in most romance stories. Clover Crosby is a flight attendant. Adrian Alaric is a hockey player & captain of the Ironfield Forge. They have known each other since kindergarten. The book starts with Adrian at the doctor’s office. A follow-up after his most embarrassing injury of getting hit in the groin with a hockey puck which was all over social media. There is this hilarious moment where he knocks the male anatomy model over & the penis becomes imbedded in the knothole in the floor. Next enters the doctor who messes with him a little bit which I thought was unprofessional. Still, she gives him a cup to get a specimen sample of his sperm which he takes but does not follow through on. For me, I was chagrined. After a serious injury like that- I mean his testicles ruptured, wouldn’t you want to know that the swimmers are swimming??? Even Clover says to Adrian that he could tell her anything including “how the sausage & eggs are frying in your pants today”. Meanwhile, Clover doesn’t ever tell Adrian she is a virgin but it’s inferred when we find out she is getting off on her best friend’s hot tub jets & other household appliances. Summarily, it all amounts to that Clover wants to have a baby with Adrian. She is tired of flying all over the world & wants to settle down. Adrian at first balks at the proposition of being the baby daddy but of course is won over by the prospect of sex. Still, there is wariness because they are so obviously in love with each other & neither wants to admit it. The sex is raw & intense. Heady, steamy & sticky. Add in a party from hell at Adrian’s in which his fellow players try to turn his hot tub into a fondue pot, bring out the paintball guns & accidentally order male strippers who impromptu mud wrestle. The longer it goes on the worse it gets. It ends with the Russian guy, Vasha dropping his pants to show off his heart-shaped pubes & a live-tweeted brawl between Leo & Felix. Always a moment of chaos. Then on the disastrous flight from Ironfield to San Francisco, the cat- Sniffles gets loose. The owner digging through her bra for hidden cat treats was quite the visual of hilarity. Along with Adrian stuck between two nuns for the duration of the flight. From there is gets worse (or better, I can’t decide). Adrian gets up from his seat & one of the nuns goes to reach for his ass. He then hands the toddler who is throwing a tantrum for cookie a hockey puck. Big mistake. The toddler throws it, hits one of the nuns in the face & there is blood everywhere. The offended/bloody nun brings out a ruler & intends to smack the child which gave me flashbacks to the Catholic grade school I attended as a child. Meanwhile, Clover is dashing about trying to corral the cat. Adrian comes to the rescue, handles the crises & delivers the cat back to its crate. At this point, I am rolling in laughter. A couple more PR disasters later, Adrian & Clover are making some very real choices when it comes to their careers. They own up to their love for one another. I think that drew the most tension for the book along with every reader secretly wondering is Adrian really healed from his injury & will they make a baby after 4 months of trying to conceive? It delves into some very real issues that most people deal with- self sabotage, loneliness & healthy attachment. For a moment, I was panicked as much a Clover when she is called about Adrian not showing up for practice but then he shows up on the flight & proposes to her. Gotta have that happily ever after. This story is fun, sexy & the wildest of rides.